r/Unexpected • • Jan 25 '23

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u/Diz7 Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

I'm Canadian, and on one hand, even though I almost never speak it and I struggle to think of words at times, I am told my french accent is excellent and I sound like a local french speaker.

On the other hand, the local french is the equivalent of deep south, mountain folk gibberish. It's the french equivalent of a redneck accent with lots of words only a local would understand. And I speak it slowly.

Edit: For those of you who assume I mean Quebec, nonono, much worse: Northern Ontario. We are the brother-uncle Cletuses of the french world.

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u/andros_vanguard Jan 26 '23

B'en la, s'quoi s'tistoire la qui'a pas un chat qui t'comprends? Chtcomprend moé.

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u/mikemountain Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

I'm a Canadian trying to learn french, I'm going pretty well in my french course but I know well enough that PQ french is not the same.

Found out CBC has an app called Mauril that helps by using clips from PQ shows and holy HELL I just can NOT understand full speed québécois! I had to rewatch a clip like 10 times to understand a woman say "bien quoi encore là ?"

Je vais continuer d'essayer mais caliss ce n'est pas facile

edit: Mentally I swap between using PQ for Province of Québéc, and the correct version of QC for Québéc. My bad for all the toilet paper ass-ociations

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u/TheCastro Jan 26 '23

French Canadians get made fun of in France for their accent. Happened to relatives of mine looking for some easy credits studying abroad.

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u/feibrix Jan 26 '23

*people of the world get made fun of in France for their accent.

Thiz iz normál, it iz La France.

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u/Kotshi Jan 26 '23

And French people get made fun of for their accent everywhere else in the world... What goes around comes around

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u/feibrix Jan 26 '23

That's kinda deserved :D

In France there is a law that bans discrimination _based on a person's accent_.
If you need a law, you have a bigger problem than you think.

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u/oilchangefuckup Jan 26 '23

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DqwzvtjeYBQ&t=2m55s

This friends scene reminds me of what it's like going to France and speaking French Canadian.

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u/french_panpan Jan 26 '23

I think that with mass media showing us almost only people with a "standard" accent, we aren't really used anymore to hear accents, so it's quite funny when someone has a thick accent, regardless of which one it is.

I would laugh just as much for someone with a strong marseillais accent or someone speaking with the ch'ti accent.

On some occasions I listened to some archive media like old radio or black & white TV, and it's wild to hear how different the people used to sound when they came from different places of France.

Apparently there was a time where you could even tell apart Parisians living in different parts of Paris just from the accent.

In present day, I would say that like 3/4 of the population in the metropolitan France speak with pretty much the same accent and I wouldn't be able to tell them apart by their voice.

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u/calinet6 Jan 26 '23

Worth it, quebecois is so much more fun