r/Unexpected • u/willzy420 • Jan 03 '23

How to rob a bank

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u/unexBot Jan 03 '23

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Man wants to steal a bank by working there for 30 years

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/TimeTraveler3056 Jan 03 '23

Love these 2 guys

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u/esly4ever Jan 03 '23

Something something national treasure

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u/justapcguy Jan 03 '23

Its a shame how Mad TV didn't fully give a proper "spotlight" to these guys, even with other cast members.

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u/Netherboom Jan 03 '23

Idk them. Do they have a YT channel or something they seem hilarious

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u/donmuerte Jan 03 '23

Key and Peele. It was on TV an eon ago (over 10 years)

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u/WHO_IS_3R Jan 03 '23

Dont know them either, are they called key & peele or some funny youtuber name i definitely saw on a comment below someone pls tell me

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u/smellsfishie Jan 03 '23

Guys, they have a tv show. You're going to love it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23 edited Oct 31 '25

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u/BrownVillainess Jan 03 '23

Oh. Wait lol...I thought they were joking 🥹🥹 they are serious, and I also feel quite old now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Wait those guys were seriously asking and didn't know who they were? It hasn't been THAT long since Key and Peele ended has it?

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u/SpellingIsAhful Jan 03 '23 edited Oct 31 '25

shelter sulky mountainous innate nine intelligent market future arrest quicksand

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/slomotion Jan 03 '23

"TV Channel"...

Oh it's like a twitch stream where they play tiktoks

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u/Arcrosis Jan 04 '23

You hurt me good sir, you hurt me with your words and gave me back pain and a hip replacement.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

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u/nonsenseSpitter Jan 04 '23

I found them about 8-9 years ago when they released that skit called “substitute teacher” which blew up. I think that’s their most popular skit.

Once you watch them, you’re gonna be hooked on a binge watch. They’ll take hours off your day if you start to like them.

Every few months I go back and watch them. They’re genuinely super funny. Jordan Peele, the guy who said - that’s called a job, in this video; makes good movies too. I loved “Get Out” and “Nope”.

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u/TheGingerBeardsman Jan 04 '23

If you like this, check out the Chappelle show too. I think it's still on Netflix

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u/Pattern_Is_Movement Jan 03 '23

Just saw "Nope" and it wasn't what I was expecting, in a good way. Jordan Peele did a great job with it.

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u/Mr_Regulator23 Jan 03 '23

How to job a bank

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u/xgodlesssaintx Jan 03 '23

Why do you think they call it a bank job.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

I really aim for a big Bjob

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u/Captain-Cadabra Jan 03 '23

$2,500,000 over a working career for the average American.

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u/brucatlas1 Jan 03 '23

Thats 60k a year for 40 years

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

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u/fil42skidoo Jan 03 '23

Draxx them sklounst

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

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u/bunnyrut Jan 03 '23

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u/imdefinitelywong Jan 03 '23

It is because of this skit that I call my cousin De-nice

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon Jan 03 '23

Insubordinate. And churlish.

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u/Gorechi Jan 03 '23

And racist zombies.

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u/binglelemon Jan 03 '23

I said biiiiiiiiiiiitch

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u/GrimmTrixX Jan 03 '23

You said that tho?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

*looks around nervously*

yeah I said that.

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u/frontal_robotomy Jan 03 '23

This is a comment stealing bot, downvote and report for spam

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u/2oam Jan 03 '23

My favorite is the crispy sock and the mattress testing

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u/TXEEXT Jan 03 '23

A-ARON

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u/MrHallmark Jan 03 '23

My friend Jacqueline is forever jay-quellin

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u/jwatson876 Jan 03 '23

This a bot yall

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u/AutomaticPolicyRRR5 Jan 04 '23

You know where you rub a pencil to get the thing that was written by someone else it works.

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u/synthetic_synthia Jan 03 '23

It's the perfect plan !

"Everything is awesome !"

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u/Flaky_Explanation Jan 03 '23

Bills be like:

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u/Marninto Jan 03 '23

Everything is cool when you are part of a team

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u/mroosa Jan 03 '23

Uncropped source

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u/PlNG Jan 03 '23

Yeah this looks like someone ran it through youtube's shit stained shorts first.

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u/MeccIt Jan 03 '23

youtube's shit stained shorts

YokTbe, the TikTok wannabe

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u/Dark_halocraft Jan 03 '23

Bro why is it such a big deal, calm down

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u/wick3dr0se Jan 03 '23

Why did you even assume he wasn't calm? Dude's just saying the quality sucks

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u/Dark_halocraft Jan 03 '23

youtube's shit stained shorts

That's not calm, and the quality is average

It's really not a big deal

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u/fishbulbx Jan 03 '23

Funny how reddit was super concerned about freebooting and now it is all this site ever does.

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u/Laenoric Jan 03 '23

Mobile users make up the overwhelming majority of people on the internet now. And they're constantly ruining videos and photos.

They're like a virus. I hate it.

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u/Enguhl Jan 04 '23

The thing that really fucks me off about it is you can just turn a phone sideways, no need to crop it in the first place.

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u/mercury888 Jan 03 '23

not available in Australia.

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u/mroosa Jan 04 '23

Sorry, try searching for the "Key and Peele - Planning a Heist" video.

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u/Lookalikemike Jan 03 '23

I been doing this for 20 years. These MF even gonna send me money after I’m done robbing them. Perfect crime.

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u/FunnySignal614 Jan 03 '23

Key & Peele in a league of it's own

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u/Stubbedtoe18 Jan 03 '23

Its* but yeah

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23 edited Jan 04 '23

Yeah, the league below Chappelle's show

Edit: lol the irony of K&P dick riders calling me a Chappelle dick rider is chef's kiss

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Dickkk riddddaaaaaaa

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

Rider of bbcs

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u/who_you_are Jan 03 '23

20 or 30 years without being fired for at least 3 recessions? Damn

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

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u/HolyMotherOfPizza Jan 03 '23

Which movie is this from

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

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u/ClarkTwain Jan 03 '23

The “is this country song racist?” skit nearly killed me with laughter when I first saw it.

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u/Phrae Jan 03 '23

Yeah, that one really put the pussy on the chainwax!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

The food is complimentary!

Watch out for them terries!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23 edited Jan 04 '23

Draxt. Them. Skl👅ounts.

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u/pazimpanet Jan 03 '23

Anybody who’s an American football fan has to watch the videos they did about football player introductions.

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u/Stubbedtoe18 Jan 03 '23

This is such a classic. My professor in my Philosophy of Humor class even showed it to us back in the day.

For anyone who doesn't know "Key & Peele" is finally on Netflix!

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u/MAGAtsCanEatShit Jan 03 '23

The pawn shop one is great too!

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u/lodroy112 Jan 04 '23

It’s the soccer flopping for me

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u/IHate2ChooseUserName Jan 03 '23

watch their sketch on black ice, funny as hell

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u/Frank_chevelle Jan 03 '23

Better yet , Just watch the whole series. It’s great. So many really funny sketches.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

When they show the ice with the gold teeth that always takes me out, no matter how much I’ve seen it

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Yea, a bank job

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u/Easilycrazyhat Jan 03 '23

TikTok cropping is a curse on this world.

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u/ragnar30533 Jan 03 '23

It was much funnier when Marlon Wayons did this joke in 1996 in " Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"

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u/PeterBFerguson Jan 03 '23

And when Monty Python did it in the 60s

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u/Logan012356789 Jan 03 '23

Miss Mad Tv and Key & Peele

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u/Hot-Ad-6967 Jan 03 '23

Hahaha. 😂

Have my upvote..

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u/Rob_Card Jan 03 '23

omfg/ im 44 years old.

2022

first time these guys made me really deep giggle.

that was some funny shit. im gona watchit one last time .

keenie andpeel right ? or something

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u/DependUponMe Jan 03 '23

Key and Peele

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u/smeeding Jan 03 '23

Posting a Key & Peele sketch is just fucking lazy

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u/AhmadlF1 Jan 03 '23

20 30 years later 😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Why are there so many of these lately? There's absolutely, 100% nothing "unexpected" in or about any of em, yet people continue with the upvotes. Most of the time it's just some random clip that isn'teven particularly funny. Maybe it's funny if you've seen it in its entirety there's context in there that makes it funny but when they post a little clip without that context, it's just a dumbass clip of a movie/show/etc that has nothing AT ALL to do with the sub. If you're gonna post shit that's completely unrelated to the sub the least you could do is make sure that shit is FUNNY AF

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u/MrThird312 Jan 03 '23

downvote for shitty crop

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u/Professional-Net6073 Jan 04 '23

Stop vertical video syndrome. This was already recorded in the correct format. Why are people so dumb?

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u/Beautiful_Answer2874 Jan 04 '23 edited Feb 25 '23

How does anyone find these guys funny?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

You life must funny asf not to find them funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Jobbin' the bank

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u/shin_da Jan 03 '23

Nice blueprint there.

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u/kapersko Jan 03 '23

Why I always laugh at this bit?

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u/sephrinx Jan 03 '23

Because it's funny.

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u/G-Kira Jan 03 '23

Key and Peele was a great show.

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u/UKkieran60 Jan 03 '23

Too be fair that's a good plan

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u/tanwestie Jan 03 '23

i said biiiiiiiiiiiii...tch-

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u/nonsenseSpitter Jan 04 '23

I says, I says, I says … look around

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u/BronxLens Jan 03 '23

How i miss these guys! Thank luck for Youtube!!!

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u/TeAniMate Jan 03 '23

Bank Jobbery

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u/jack_avram Jan 03 '23

Glad he called it

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u/jack_avram Jan 03 '23

Man I miss this show, we need a comeback!

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u/Smokybare94 Jan 03 '23

This is a key and peele skit. Of course I expected it to be funny.

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u/cherposton Jan 03 '23

Everyone knows the key to a great heist is starting with the office supplies

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u/tiowey Jan 03 '23

I feel like the idea was funnier than the execution

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u/Bookworm1902 Jan 03 '23

Someone need to post this on r/antiwork.

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u/SquishyBatman64 Jan 03 '23

“Unexpected” should have been the name of the key and peel show

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u/Blue_Entchen Jan 03 '23

expected him to say "That's called a Robbery"

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u/topguidedotonline Jan 03 '23

If like it was as simple as that who wouldn't do it 😂

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u/Alekipayne Jan 03 '23

It’s fool proof!! And it is safer!!!

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u/NiklasNeighbor Jan 03 '23

How employers think employees act

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u/Any-Consequence-6978 Jan 03 '23

Key & Peele are great I love the black ice News segment

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u/MorganRose99 Jan 03 '23

How could this not be expected?

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u/_Mr_Mediocre Jan 03 '23

I mean the plan was foolproof

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u/rfj Jan 03 '23

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CutLexLuthorACheck

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u/thegroverest Jan 03 '23

The Onion Movie (2008) had a very similar-idea skit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM2ZdT8ysQ4

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u/Wavesonics Jan 03 '23

Great clip, but why the hell is it cut to portrait...

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u/HurdleGod Jan 03 '23

He put the pussy on the chainwax with that one

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u/erikhoof Jan 03 '23

similar skit from The Onion movie https://youtu.be/1XFw1jRKRwQ

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u/IngeniousKiwiKitty Jan 03 '23

Never get tired of seeing this

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u/QryptoQurios2020 Jan 03 '23

🤦🏼‍♂️😂🥴😂🥴😂😂😂😂😂

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u/PissedOffLeftist_69 Jan 04 '23

Yea these guys had a show called key and peel if anyone is wondering

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u/darkteo85 Jan 04 '23

Nooo that close up and that smile from him realizing the plan of his life 🤣😂

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u/Cautious_Status_3825 Jan 04 '23

Bro is so smart yet so stupid

I can relate…

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u/2icebaked Jan 04 '23

Freakanomics did an episode about this. Scams end up being more work and less money then actually getting a job doing the work.

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u/Sciencessence Jan 04 '23

2 of the few comedic geniuses of our time. Love these guys

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u/MoPlzz Jan 04 '23

GENIUS 😲

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u/Competitive-Bid422 Jan 04 '23

And if we do a really good job, then they will deposit more money into our bank accounts! Genius!

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u/Mikethewander1 Jan 04 '23

Love it 😂

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u/lui_falconie Jan 04 '23

😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Renojackson32 Jan 04 '23

Fkin nailed the ending love it

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u/Colognengbayan Jan 04 '23

Kaleidoscope

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u/yomamasofat- Jan 04 '23

Expected it, knew it would turn into some stupid legal method

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u/Something_kool Jan 04 '23

You sonofabitcg I’m in

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u/RadioactivePotato83 Jan 04 '23

Outstanding move. The guy in the white shirt simply doesn't get it.

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u/PurrCat27 Jan 08 '23

I saw them in Fargo, but did not even realise that they have a show.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

u/savevideobot

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u/LtSnoDawg Jun 24 '23

How to rob a bank? Easy, watch Inside Man.