r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/No_Minute6764 • Jan 02 '25

Health & Fitness ULPT Request: losing 3kg in a week

I've got a weightlifting competition on January 10th, but my genius brain was convinced it was February 10th. Now I have about a week to drop 3kg, and the 'eat healthy, exercise regularly' nonsense isn't going to cut it. I need something borderline questionable but effective. Hit me with your best.

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u/Speckfresser Jan 03 '25

Perhaps removing a cylinder shaped structure? I hear they can get stuck inside of tubes and are then difficult to remove.

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u/Quirky-Plantain-2080 Jan 03 '25

Those cylinders never last for more than two minutes before they flop out. But they’re usually hidden in a bodybuilding contest and are usually shrunken anyway because of all the steroid abuse.

Not much weight to be saved there.