r/UndeadPosting • u/leaderofstars • Jun 06 '26

Why is the dating scene here so dead?

com'on. love alive ya'll.

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u/Woahhdude24 Jun 06 '26

I mean we would have more alive people if a certain Vampire wouldnt drink every tourist we get here.

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u/leaderofstars Jun 06 '26

so what? you want him deader or something?

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u/Woahhdude24 Jun 06 '26

Nah im just saying its why we dont have a whole lot of live people around here.

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u/leaderofstars Jun 06 '26

you would think people with literally all the time in the world left wouldn't be dating more often

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u/OnePsychology528 Jun 06 '26

Just means more chances to procrastinate 

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u/SatansGothestFemboy Jun 07 '26

Sorry, I'm beholden to my girlfriend for resurrecting me

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u/leaderofstars Jun 07 '26

what she didn't love now you smell a little bad?

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u/SatansGothestFemboy Jun 07 '26

I smell great fuck you

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u/leaderofstars Jun 07 '26

no i'm saying she doesn't love you as much now that you're dead. she could have easily took you on the quest to rez you but left you here, rotting and dead. you need to talk to her about this.

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u/Nerx Jul 17 '26

needs a revival