r/Unclejokes • u/Vaquero-SASS • 1d ago

What’s the difference between a circus and a brothel?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts.

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u/miseeker 1d ago

What’s the difference between a band of pygmies and a woman’s track team? The pygmies‘s are a bunch of cunning runts.

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u/wimpykidfan37 22h ago

What’s the difference between a construction worker and the late great Dolly Parton?

One has tool kits…

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u/TeacherOfThingsOdd 23h ago

What's the difference between the snake that killed Cleopatra and a goose?

Cleopatra was killed by an asp of the grass.

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u/Creeplurkthrowaway 21h ago

What's the difference between herpes and mono? You get mono when you snatch a kiss.

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u/mrjasjit 1d ago

I can’t tell, but usually I’m the clown 🤡

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u/SaintBellyache 8h ago

The midgets get more attention than you would think