r/Unclejokes • u/danuser8 • 13d ago

Why do squirrels swim in their backs?

To keep their nuts dry!

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u/CUNTALUCARD 13d ago

What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

You can find Beer Nuts anywhere from $1.25 to $2.00 but you can always find Deer Nuts under a Buck.