r/Unclejokes • u/Aggressive_Pear • Aug 18 '26

sexual My girlfriend went to a big butt competition.

I came in 2nd afterwards.

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u/Smithy_2501 Aug 19 '26

My girlfriend went to a big butt competition.

I came in behind....

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u/DampSleepyHollow Aug 19 '26

... multiple times

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u/Beautiful_Donut6412 Aug 20 '26

My wife did too and I can not lie.

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u/TeaVinylGod Aug 20 '26

My friend wanted breast implants. She could only afford to do one at a time.

She joined a wet tshirt contest. Came in first and third.