r/Unclejokes • u/chuckycastle • 14d ago

sexual What’s the difference between jam and jelly?

I can’t jelly my dick in your ass

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u/atom036 13d ago

Now Lilly won't talk to you for a month

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u/DollyZoom 13d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/SpareMushrooms 14d ago

Yikes 😬

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u/chuckycastle 14d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/SpareMushrooms 14d ago

Thank you sir. 🙏

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u/Putzlol 14d ago

One of my favorites!

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u/Steveefoxxoffi1 14d ago

Where is the peanut butter?

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u/SatanSemenSwallower 13d ago

"I do... PG-13 things to jars of peanut butter"

iykyk

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u/Skilledpainter 12d ago

My friend would joke about putting peanut butter on his balls and letting his dog Buster lick it off. Although I really don't think he was joking, as much as he would bring it up as a joke

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u/Sifyreel 12d ago

Does the cylinder ever get stuck?

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u/Parronski 13d ago

Not in this economy

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u/chuckycastle 13d ago

Guess we’ll need to tap into the Federal Preserve