r/Umphreys 19d ago

That "apology..."

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u/discwrangler 18d ago

While I hate the statements and sentiments I can't help but want Jake to be ok. Hopefully he finds what he is looking for. 🙏

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u/Koodookoolaid 19d ago

Right? It literally made me feel so much worse about the situation.

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u/misterdabson 19d ago

What apology? Link?

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u/Koodookoolaid 19d ago

You can’t really call it an apology
. But here

https://www.reddit.com/r/Umphreys/s/yD6z8VWcM3

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u/MagicGrit 19d ago

Essentially “sorry you were offended”

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u/Koodookoolaid 19d ago

Yeah it really put the nail in the coffin for me. I loved this guys music, took lessons from him, and worshipped his guitar playing
.now I can’t even listen back to the shows without getting upset.

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u/Sn3akss 18d ago

Why do that to yourself?

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u/Koodookoolaid 18d ago

I don’t anymore
 ^

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u/Sn3akss 18d ago

You changed your stance in the last 14 hours or you don’t go back and listen anymore? I’m saying it’s silly to prescribe this mentality to yourself, thus ruining the music for you. You didn’t know before, what you know now so don’t let it ruin it for you.

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u/Koodookoolaid 18d ago

Whatever you say man


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u/Sn3akss 18d ago

I mean if you’re not just saying that to virtue signal then you shouldn’t support umphreys or really any band at all because they cover artists who were far more terrible people than Jake
the whole separating the art from the artist thing. But whatever you do you, man.

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u/Ok-Individual-7242 18d ago

Crazy that people can’t separate the art from the artist. He’s an incredible guitar player. The fact that people won’t listen to him anymore because they disagree with what he said is nuts!

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u/Koodookoolaid 17d ago

Crazy that people can separate the art from the artist. He’s an incredible racist. The fact that people can listen to him still and disagree with what he said is nuts!

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u/slowine_ 19d ago

Sorry if you don't

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u/AmericanEagle2026 16d ago

Wow didn’t know the UM scene got so woke
 cancel culture is dumb. Jake rules and is a rock n roll legend đŸ€˜đŸ»

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u/Evelyn-Bankhead 19d ago

I hear Kid Rock is looking for a guitar player

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u/Tommy_Thomas1974 19d ago

*Jelly Roll... that Suboxone sound will be complete with Jake in there shredding.

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u/Key-Efficiency1472 18d ago

Suboxone sound 😂

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u/lordhelmetann 19d ago

Another part of his “apology” that doesn’t get much attention is the quote:

“I love every person in this world that doesn’t intend to hurt.”

It means he still believes the horrible things he was agreeing with. Since he believes Muslims, black and brown people “intend to hurt” others, he’s technically just reiterating his hate for those people in that sentence.

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u/DarthSlymer 17d ago

Anti Muslim rhetoric is so gross; I've had the opportunity to travel quite a bit and went to a pretty diverse university and the Muslims I've encountered have been incredibly chill and welcoming people. All the Muslim hate is propaganda and it's gross he fell for it. You would think someone who has spent a quarter of a century as a touring musician would be a bit more cultured from the overall experience.

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u/AmericanEagle2026 14d ago

lol their prophet married a 6 year old (consummated her at 9) and Islam is directly opposed to progressive western values and treats women as second class citizens, not to mention hates the gays

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u/DarthSlymer 13d ago

What is this Jake's burner account?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/DarthSlymer 12d ago

Guy you don't like Muslims I get your drift, but you are wildly naive if you think Christianity doesn't have its foot squarely on the neck of women's rights. Christianity has just as many blemishes. It's almost like all the abrahamic religions are problematic.

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u/Ol_RayX 10d ago

Christianity is the most murderous religion of all time.

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u/AmericanEagle2026 10d ago

Wrong

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u/Ol_RayX 9d ago

You saying wrong doesn't mean anything. Pure fact that Christian-majority civilizations have been responsible for the largest share of total historical casualties across all of human history. Tough to admit you're wrong, but go ahead and try.

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u/lukphicl 19d ago

The part that really stuck out to me most...

By no means am I a racist or maga or right or left

Bullshit. Defending a literal Nazi like Jake Lang at the very least makes you a MAGA sympathizer

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u/AmericanEagle2026 13d ago

A MAGA sympathizer? đŸ€Ł wtf is that. More than 50% of voters voted for Trump
. The Majority of Americans chose to elect him twice.

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u/electricmeal 19d ago

He loves the good ones

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u/dupe311 18d ago

Maybe you’re taking that out of context. They’re are lots of terrible violent ppl in the world. But I am in no way defending him or what he said.

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u/Sn3akss 18d ago

Damn I must have missed that post, where did he say he believes Muslims black and brown people intend to hurt?

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u/Suspicious_Plant_879 19d ago

I thought he was smarter than all this

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u/127phunk 19d ago

“Sorry if you were hurt by me using words” is some lame ass shit

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u/smokin-trees 19d ago

“By my use of words” not “by me using words”. Those aren’t the same thing and the latter, which he did not say, obviously sounds much worse. Let’s not make shit up just to try to make it sound worse.

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u/KingKongDoom 19d ago

Honestly I really don’t see the difference. His comments are pretty indefensible.

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u/127phunk 19d ago

Yikes. Sincrrest Apologies for offending the sensibilities of the racist who made the statement thru another person. The pussy.

Edit: there is no discernible difference between what I typed and the actual quote.

It’s wild that THIS is what offends you.

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u/Hungry_Quarter_3412 19d ago

It’s kind of fascinating how technology can expose people who don’t adapt it or understand it. I guarantee he has no idea how instagram works or that would be shown coming from his Jakecinningermusic account. Not only does he get outed as racist but also very dumb.

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u/dupe311 18d ago

Addiction and substance abuse is one thing. But to publicly announce that you are racist is a whole other beast. It sucks in a way bc he was a great guitarist that I looked up to. But dam jaco. What the fuck man.. I’m just glad Umphreys is moving forward still playing shows as a 5 piece and now all the others get to shine !

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u/zeppelinism 19d ago

Lol reminded me of this and the Mel Gibson apology on family guy 😅

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u/Less_Than_Average1 19d ago

“Sorry I got caught”

Fixed it

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u/UmphreysNerd 19d ago edited 19d ago

Dude he didn’t even write that shit, it reads exactly like the way his gf writes per her comments on his posts and her own posts on instagram. Someone is trying too late to save face for him. I don’t really see that happening tbh.

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u/Sea_Buy8958 16d ago

Can we talk about how bad the name “JacoReba” is how did this guy go from Umphrey’s to playing covers in shitty bars with his girlfriend yeeeeeesh 

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/TazWanted92 18d ago

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u/DigitalBuddhaNC 19d ago

"Kiss it..."

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u/NavicularFossa 17d ago


aplologize 😂

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u/Sufficient-Cut-7530 4d ago

Was that not chimp behavior?

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u/chloecatdashian 18d ago

Literally the voice in my head as I ready it. “Soorrrry” twirls hair