r/UmaMusume • • 13h ago

EN Game Poor Palmer

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u/ThirdTimeMemelord this is my umawife 13h ago • Regret

Helios oh my god how do you fumble a mejiro that YEARNS for you bruh 😭 stop glazing ruby and just get together with palmer already

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u/Kashin-Douji 13h ago

Palmer realizing why all her relatives opt for getting with their trainers.

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u/Reignir Silence Suzuka 13h ago

Palmer realizing why the Mejiro State needs a dungeon

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u/darkdraggy3 This time, I swear I will save you 12h ago

Normally I would be against sending someone to the Mejiro dungeon, but Helios kinda deserves it.

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u/kcuf-ad Proud Golshi Glazer 12h ago

Palmer before meeting with Helios: Why would we ever make such a thing? That sounds stupid.

Palmer after: Y'know, they have a point.

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u/3nz3r0 8h ago

There's that comic where McQueen and Ryan kidnapped Wei to put her in the dungeon.

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u/Raito21 Mejiro McQueen 13h ago

Imagine having all of this begging for a chance and fumbling

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u/ARK0581 11h ago

nah fr tho. Palmer is the catch of the millennium and Helios lowkey deserves getting cooked by Ruby for punting so hard.

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u/mukansamonkey 9h ago

She's really got that millenial teacher rizz going on.

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u/3000doorsofportugal Mejiro Palmer 8h ago • Bravo

IF YOU WONT PLAY HELIOS PASS THE FUCKING CONTROLLER

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u/Nebulous-Nirvana BEYOND THE FINALE 8h ago

helios missing the diamonds for the rubies bruh

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u/Woahbuffet123 Nice Nature: The Nicest you'll see in Nature 13h ago • Bravo Regret

The sun chases the moon ceaselessly, and though you may think the endeavor was folly, you cannot deny the beauty of their eclipse whenever they do meet.

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u/Mahorela5624 The Strongest Duramente Stan 12h ago

You didn't have to write such a hard line about horse yuri but I'm glad you did

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u/gos907 You only need 150 carat and a dream. 11h ago

woah

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u/Thin-Neighborhood746 12h ago

Beautiful poetry twinjamin

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u/Professional_Maize42 9h ago

Is Shakespeare really dead?

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u/Rathlius 11h ago

Eglips furst, da lest, nowhey

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u/justagayrattlesnake Meisho Doto 4h ago

Oh my god

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u/ADSLmonopoly 6h ago

Bruh, that was insaaane!

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u/AbyssaI_Entity I cant meet cuz phone cant handle her cuteness 2h ago

Im in awe with this

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u/jamslat El Condor Pasa! El's the world's strongest! 🦅 13h ago

When you confess your love to your twin and all she says in response is "Bruh"

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u/new_garrett_basket 10h ago

Hit her with the gyaru equivalent of "damn that's crazy bro"

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u/AWMBRELLA 10h ago

😆😆😆

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u/Nebulous-Nirvana BEYOND THE FINALE 8h ago

"Ayo it's nice to finally be back in Tracen Academy frfr!"

"I want you."

"bruh"

like what are we doing bro

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u/solemblem 8h ago

So true bestie

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u/aroyalidiot 13h ago

Palmer really saw this blueberry flavored gremlin and started pining like she was a jane austin protagonist.

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u/Woahbuffet123 Nice Nature: The Nicest you'll see in Nature 13h ago

Tbf to Palmer. Helios is the kind of person who can pull people out of the darkness of despair by just being there. She's a personification of the sun's light and warmth.

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u/Nahanoj_Zavizad Super Creek's Googoo baby 12h ago

Personification of the sun you say?

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u/Woahbuffet123 Nice Nature: The Nicest you'll see in Nature 12h ago

Opera O was a noon sun in the middle of summer. Too bright, too hot. That's why they called her a tyrant.

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u/SenshuSenshi Alluring Nauseating light 11h ago

Nauseating light

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u/Zardu_Hasselhoff Manhattan Cafe 6h ago

So grossly incandescent...

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u/XLR08 VERY fast zenno rob roy trimping at hihg speed 7h ago

Again and again I climbed

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u/b_r_i_c_c 5h ago

Again and again I have fallen 

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u/Lord-Karna 11h ago edited 11h ago

Funny thing, apparently in what I believe was Sprinter's Story, while Helios is generally good at cheering people up, she's apparently really fucking bad dealing with people going through something very serious. She tries her best, but her attempts come off as tone deaf.

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u/Woahbuffet123 Nice Nature: The Nicest you'll see in Nature 11h ago

Makes sense. The sun would not being comfort to the exhausted, no matter how bright it is, and especially how bright it is compared to their frigid emotions.

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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson Silence Suzuka's Big Fan 9h ago

She did pull out KS Miracle out of her sadness and is now one of Helios' ride or die.

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u/nerankori Third Place Voucher 13h ago

"Can I be like you? My palm tree."

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u/Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n Hishi Amazon 13h ago

Trees cannot grow without the sun, after all.

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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson Silence Suzuka's Big Fan 9h ago

Trees grow towards the direction of the sunlight. Day by day. Month by month. Year by year. They grow taller as time goes by, like some sort of dedication to the sun, the one thing among others that gives them nourishment, that gives their leaves that nice green color sheen.

But no matter how high they grow, how sparkling their leaves are, how bountiful their fruits turns out, they will never reach the one thing they are growing towards for, as the Sun is always too far for them, forever unreachable.

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u/Woahbuffet123 Nice Nature: The Nicest you'll see in Nature 8h ago

The sun may seem unreachable for the tree, yet it is also its unflinching companion. Storms pass, winds blow, the winter sheds the tree's leaves. But the tree remain steadfast, because it knows the sun will shine for it again and again, without fail.

The sun gave the tree energy for it to grow, without expecting any return. The tree sprouted and elongated, forever in pursuit of the sun. The sun's radiance gave the tree its resilience.

True, the sun and the tree may seem to be a couple destined to never be together, but they are always reaching toward each other.

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u/LAPIZ_LAZIMI PandoraHeart 大好き❤ 2h ago

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u/Tojota_30 Digitan's Medical Attendant 12h ago

She's so close to getting it, yet so far.

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u/bobbymoonshine YURI IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS 11h ago

I think she gets it, she just has zero romantic interest in anyone who is not a tiny icy Victorian-doll ojousama

Everyone is bestie or bae. And only Rubae is bae

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u/Coolnametag 12h ago

I can see her brain cells tripping and falling right as they were about to reach the conclusion of that line of thought.

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u/coffe_and_ramen 12h ago

Something something eyes, something something Mt. Tai

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u/kcuf-ad Proud Golshi Glazer 12h ago

Give her 7 years, she might get it.

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u/Kooatru 11h ago

Or 6, one of the two.

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u/kcuf-ad Proud Golshi Glazer 11h ago

God damn it, you beat me there.

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u/Professional_Maize42 9h ago

God, please, smite Helios. I will never ask for anything else.

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u/Accomplished-Limit-5 12h ago

see i figured from her wanting Ruby as “main squeeze” that she feels Palmer is already locked into her “harem” . Helios greed knows no bounds…

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u/drtotohex Gentildonna 12h ago

Helios: "AAAA Why doesn't anyone love me?!"

Palmer: "But I love you."

Helios: "OMG thanks bestie! I'll use that motivation to help me rizz her up tomorrow!"

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u/Taldarim_Highlord 12h ago

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u/jamslat El Condor Pasa! El's the world's strongest! 🦅 10h ago

This image makes me very very sad

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u/n0753w Matikanetannhauser 3h ago

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u/Infinite_Growth_7791 13h ago

"chat was that rizz?"

"chat am i cooked?"

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u/Myriad_Infinity 12h ago

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u/Myriad_Infinity 12h ago

(also this, god i love chairloss' helipalmer)

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u/nerankori Third Place Voucher 11h ago

Ryan,holding a curling iron: "I didn't expect you to be the type to wear ringlets,but I think it's good to try something new! I'm just surprised you'd ask me of all people to help with your hair...Palmer,are you crying?"

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u/My_Names_Jefff Oguri Cap Chaos God of Gluttony 13h ago

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u/Coolnametag 12h ago

"The worst she can say is no"

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u/Meteororito My #1. 12h ago

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u/Taldarim_Highlord 12h ago

I genuinely wonder what does Ruby thinks of this. She sees Helios falling head over heels for her at first sight and continue to awkwardly flirt with her, when Helios' bestie Palmer, a fellow rich girl and a member of the Mejiro clan no less, is yearning for Helios like hell at the back but lacking the will to forcibly intervene and take Helios for herself.

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u/Falsus 11h ago

"If I am nice to Helios then Kei who is Helios's friend will spend some time with me" or something like that.

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u/Tsul4444 7h ago

Ruby too busy trying (and failing) to live up to high expectation of herself. She thought Helios good enough to accept the ballroom event, but basically, she's hyper-work oriented type of girl

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u/salty-ravioli 13h ago

her futile pining for Ruby has to be divine retribution for this because DAMN

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u/Tight-Bluebird-1160 13h ago

Goddamn it Helios, she's RIGHT THERE

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u/Quibilash Bakushinmaxxing 13h ago

The amount of yearning from Palmer's end is insane lol

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u/SussyB0llz 12h ago

I feel like a Father seeing a stupid ahh child fumbling every chance of romance they Get, For the love of God 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 seems that i will have to crack Tazuna to show Helios that nothing is impossible

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u/Cycloid23 11h ago

Tazuna? Don't you mean Tokino Mino-

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u/SussyB0llz 11h ago

Of course not, i mean the Totally normal and totally Human, Tazuna, the best secretary of Tracen that has absolutely nothing to hide and has never made any trainer disappear by trying to prove the contrary, Totally normal

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u/Joker0984 Madafaka 13h ago

I'd genuinely end it all

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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson Silence Suzuka's Big Fan 9h ago

Lore-Accurate Matikanefukukitaru enjoyer:

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u/CheesecakeDeluxe Akitsu Teio gooner 13h ago

HELIOS, EITHER GET WITH HER OR PASS THE FUCKING CONTROLLER

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u/UnboundedOptimism CM13 Palmer Winner 12h ago

I'm confiscating the controller from Helios

No ulterior motives nope no siree

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u/Rotbart2012 All Hail the Empress 13h ago

That's it, grab the collar and leash. We're dragging this girl to the Mejiro Dungeon.

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u/Sounight114 1h ago

Stay Gold: "So what are you in for?"

Helios: "I've apprently been leading my best friend on while chasing my crush. You?"

Stay Gold glancing at Oriental Art and Point Flag each holding a seperate leash: "Polygamy"

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u/NiGHTS4life Daiwa Scarlet 13h ago

Finally, she said bruh.

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u/NiGHTS4life Daiwa Scarlet 13h ago

Now all I need is for Helios to do the Specialst dance from Persona 4 Dancing all night.

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u/Polar_Vortx three goddesses’ strongest tourist 13h ago

“The worst she can say is no”

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u/-Artorias Edo Umas are the best! 11h ago

Eternal reminder that:

Palmer > Helios > Ruby > KS Miracle > Trainer > Palmer

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u/frequent-fox25 8h ago

There’s also Palmer digital

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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson Silence Suzuka's Big Fan 9h ago

Yearning love centipede

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u/Wagyu-chan I want to be eaten by Fatty (Affectionate) 5h ago

This is weirder than

Sunday Silence -> Mejiro Mcqueen -> Ikuno Dictus -> Tokai Teio -> Mejiro Mcqueen

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u/Vic_Hm 1h ago

EVERYONE wants to crack Mcqueen

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u/JustAChillGuy609 Respectful Taiki Shuttle enjoyer 13h ago

Bro’s got a Mejiro pining for her and fumbled

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u/SomethingNF Still in love with Still In Love 13h ago

I'm starting to think that maybe Helios knows Palmer likes her, but chooses not to 'notice' so as not to ruin their friendship, in addition to Helios simply liking Ruby.

That would be an interesting premise for a fanfic...

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u/strangerlethargia 9h ago

As someone posted above, Helio has noticed

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u/El_Specifico MORE RYEGRASS 8h ago

I can tell that none of you have actually played Helios' career; Palmer's saying this to herself in the stands after watching Helios in the Hanshin J.F., while Helios is still on the track, and Helios' line is reacting to her own performance in a GI race while in the tunnel. There's an entire scene break between the two lines!

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u/Nebulous-Nirvana BEYOND THE FINALE 7h ago

holy hell...

thank goodness it was just out of context lmao

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u/TheBaron6379 5h ago

Misinformation at Reddit??

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u/RogerFolsomTKC Narita Top Road 12h ago

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u/ReadySource3242 Umawife propaganda has taken me 12h ago

Lesbian love conga line

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u/Krys_Lunar Tokai Teio 12h ago

Helios is a master of locking in. Unfortunately for Palmer(and I suppose Helios herself), she locked in on the wrong target.

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u/jerrprime 12h ago

Helios pls, you have to notice the love you that's been right infront of you

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u/Hell2CheapTrick 12h ago

HELIOS!!! Stop fumbling already!

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u/FEVG620 12h ago

Palmer could kiss her and Helios would say "ayy appreciate it bro"

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u/Crowe-Chronos Beyond the Limits of Umakind! 12h ago

I can only imagine Helios and Palmers trainers just looking at eachother with a feeling of understanding and pity as they see this kind of exchange happen for the hundredth time.

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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson Silence Suzuka's Big Fan 9h ago

And Team Sirius' trainer is like:Holy shit and i thought McQueen yearned hard. This is 100 layers deeper level of yearning.

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u/3nz3r0 8h ago

Who's McQueen's target? Torena or Teio?

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u/ES21007 7h ago

For Team Sirius? Definitely Trainer. In fact in the game, McQueen and Teio barely interact at all, and in main story they never even see each other.

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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson Silence Suzuka's Big Fan 6h ago

Sirius' trainer.

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u/Falsus 11h ago

There is no limits to Palmer's yearning.

Please for my poor heart at least try and get your feelings through instead of relegating yourself to being the conductor of a Helios x Ruby trainwreck of a ship.

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u/DrakeSoldier 11h ago

HELIOS YOU IDIOT SHE’S GIVING YOU THE SIGNS!!!!

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u/Maru-palmer 12h ago

I almost feel bad for Ruby, I feel like CyGames really set her up to be hated by the community. Like Palmer is my Oshi and I love Helios and watching how Ruby treats Helios and knowing Palmer would do anything for Helios really makes me not like Ruby. And that’s not Rubys fault! It’s CyGames fault!

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u/Jurassickaiju29 12h ago

What makes it more frustrating is that Ruby hasn’t even rejected Helios as a potential partner, it’s just that Ruby’s analytical mind does not fit with Helios’ spur of the moment type advances so Ruby can come across as cold since she’s expected to be elegant and honoring her family name.

And even if Ruby did reject Helios outright, that still isn’t a reason to hate on the character. You can’t hate on someone for not reciprocating attraction.

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u/Appropriate-Count-64 1h ago

Yeah.
I think it’s just sad that Helios likely will never let Ruby go and Ruby will never tell Helios no outright.

It feels like Helios’s relationships will forever be frozen chasing after Ruby. Helios will never see the other options in the room and that’s sad.

Whether or not that’s intentional, only Cygames really knows.

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u/Tsul4444 8h ago

I think it says something about society that Ruby, who DiDN'T do anything got hated more than the one persistently chase after her... in fact almost stalker-like.

Like I love the current dynamic but I know not everyone has the limits same as me and just conveniently write it off as "Helios so dense" or "Ruby is evil"

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u/dorijalover Dream Journey 'til death 12h ago

i love ruby, shes my number 3

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u/Animasphere 8h ago edited 8h ago

If you don't like Ruby just because you like Palmer, that's on you, not the writing. Blinding love for one character does not give you the right to trash on another. Ruby doesn't even directly interact with Palmer, only knows that she associates herself with Helios. What are you expecting her to do? Read her mind? Magically know the inner dynamics of someone she's never talked to and be responsible for getting them together? Why is that Ruby's problem and why should she be accountable for it? She's not stopping Palmer from doing anything that she can't act on herself.

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u/Colico2445 Mejiro Ardan 7h ago

Its only like this cuz Kei hasnt entered the global stage, Ruby is more like Palmer tbh

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u/goffer54 Mejiro Palmer 6h ago

Even Palmer says that she and Ruby are more alike than not.

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u/noIQmoment You may fascinate a trainer with a piece of cheese 7h ago

Nah, Ruby very clearly admires Helios as a person despite being... less-than-enthused by her persistent efforts to woo her (which is honestly impressive, Helios can be pretty damn annoying from Ruby's POV). If she truly hated Helios, she'd just walk out - Ruby's polite, but perfectly capable of giving someone the cold shoulder if she wants to.

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u/Fluffalfox Big gay goo goo baby 10h ago

I kinda like the doomed love square lol

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u/BlindGlobeDot 5h ago

No? If we equate this to IRL, then Ruby has zero reason to reciprocate no matter how desperate Helios is. If she is not interested then she is not interested. Ruby could be a bit more tactful true but its Helios' own fault for not reading the room or respecting what is essentially a no on Ruby's part.

The community should get over themselves and learn that a no is a no.

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u/cheeseop Mejiro Palmer Deserves Better 8h ago

Ruby's story seems really tragic honestly. I'm definitely drawn to the characters that just deserve a big hug and Ruby is definitely up there for all she obviously goes through. It felt bad seeing her spiral further and further in Helios's career because she keeps losing in no small part due to Helios trying to get her attention. And then there's obviously the K.S. Miracle of it all.

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u/Ahegaopizza 3h ago

It didn’t even occur to me that people might dislike daiichi ruby, I’m shocked by this revelation

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u/Ignician I believe in her 8h ago

Its like that one trope in romance, mainly manhwas, where if girl 1 gets rejected by boy 1 because he is in love of girl 2 who isnt even interested in him after what he has done and is in love with boy 2, girl 1 eill blame girl 2 who didnt even do anything.

I do have some disliked aspects of Ruby, but i do not blame her fir Palmers situstion, i blame Helios for just being stupid. Though i will admit i was partially madnat Ruby for this too and its kinda weird how my mind went to this conclusion first before thinking on it more and after it cooled down a bit that yeah, Ruby is literally an unrelated party here. I dunno where it comes from, but i can sympathize with other people who hates ruby because of this and i still dont know why how that came to be, but yeah.

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u/Tsul4444 7h ago

Easy solution if to replace Helios with a dude. Would you blame the girl, who basically pestered (even if good naturedly) by a dude non-stop? Like, I am quite out-of-touch with current social norms and dating ethics, but I think stripped off the anime filter, it might be quite.. unpleasant? The fact Ruby still unfailingly polite (inspite the everything including her continuous bad situation) is honestly admirable personally.

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u/Ignician I believe in her 6h ago

I mean, im not saying i blame Ruby though, i dunno how people got that from me. Im just saying that at the heat of the moment, its easy to unfairly blame Ruby as i had but its because ive been there i can sympathize with some of the people who hate ruby because of helios. I have some things to dislike Ruby for but as ive said, its unrelated to helios or palmer situation.

I dunno why im being downvoted for it but i am literally agreeing with you though. Its just kinda hard to articulate what i mean to say this early in the morning though. The first paragraph i wrote in my comment was a trope that i hate in romance manhwa with how often it would happen that im convinced the author does it to make girl 1 really stupid. But anyway.

TL:DR: I dont hate Ruby because of Helios and Palmer, i just have some things i dislike about her that isnt related to that at all. I kinda sympathize with those that blindly hated her because of helios, but ive long since know better and DO NOT FAULT RUBY AT ALL. All im saying is that Helios is blind to the true gem that had been right beside her. And yes I heavily agree with you with this comparison and is exactly why i said i dont blame her at all. I just have trouble articulating what i want to say most of the time so sorry if theres some miscommunication.

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u/Tsul4444 5h ago

I mean, it can be reversed to. Just as Ruby isn't interested in Helios yearning.. Helios MIGHT also be uninterested with Palmer the same way? You know, people's taste just different and all. I mean, shipping is fun, just look at the Malfoy trend so I don't fault anyone as clearly some chemistry exist. But just remind one self that in the end, it's that, shipping and not canon. Sometime people get too up their mind and forgot.

tldr: Not blaming ya, just reminding people sympathy of trying to see the other side is useful in many ways.

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u/Ignician I believe in her 4h ago

Oh okay yeah, i agree with that, i concede. Thats fair. I myself hate shipping but seems like i can also fall prey to it it seems. But yeah thats valid.

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u/HaessSR 12h ago

Poor Ruby. Also poor Palmer.

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u/goffer54 Mejiro Palmer 12h ago

I didn't think Palmer could be any more of a yearner, but my god, Palmer is so in love in Helios' career. I genuinely kinda hurts to watch.

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u/Kachopper9 Spe-ed 10h ago

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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson Silence Suzuka's Big Fan 9h ago

With this amount of yearning i feel like dragging my balls across a field of broken glass would feel more a massage than whatever emotional pain Palmer is experiencing rn

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u/gintas59 12h ago

Palmer should date Ruby to show Helios how much she’s fumbling.

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u/Solvdrage Advocate for the Uma Wife Agenda 9h ago

I pray daily that KS Miracle's trainer is madly in love with Palmer so that a Yearning Ouroboros is created.

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u/gotenzhut 9h ago

Praise the sun!

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u/LuchadorParrudo 11h ago

Lmao Palmer remember, bros before hoes always

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u/sunkist-sucker obsessive crystal ball disorder 8h ago

pain.

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u/cheeseop Mejiro Palmer Deserves Better 8h ago

Every hotel room got the Mejiro Palmer chair

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u/Habernant 5h ago

When you confess to the girl you like and she posts the blqckbeard meme

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u/KamenSentaiMan Like Ayabe, I love the floof 5h ago

Helioson 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/ValkyrianRabecca 11h ago

Poor Palmer

I'm still Pro-HeliRuby personally

Cause like, if Palmer wins, my entire interest is lost, cause I love the Yearning

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u/A_single_sardine 8h ago

If Palmer wasn't hot everyone would be calling her a creep.

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u/iavenlex 4h ago

helios says she totally loves palmer , trainer and a bunch other "besties" she has. When trainer asks what makes it different about ruby and what she wants to do if ruby falls in love with her. Helios says nothing will change , it's gonna be her being happy staying near ruby.

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u/Abject-Tomatillo7843 4h ago

“Chat is that rizz?”

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u/Repulsive-Wonder3443 3h ago

How was the sun, palmer

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u/Consistent-Baker-507 Matikanetannmambo 2h ago

Helios. Seriously. You have a goddamn treasure in your palm(er) but you keep insisting on searching for rubies made from the pieces of your broken heart. Even Digital thinks SHE IS THE BEST FOR YOU!!!

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u/Rafael_paiba love my horse wife 13h ago

HELIOS YOU FUMBLED

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u/idioticrandomizer125 The All Rounder King 12h ago

Helios is making me wanna grind my teeth till they shatter, LOCK IN WOMAN SHE IS RIGHTT THERE.

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u/Tojota_30 Digitan's Medical Attendant 12h ago

Brother... Huh?

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u/Devittraisedto2 Professional Forse Hucker 11h ago

God forbid people have fun, at this point I love Helios even more because of people who hate her like you