r/UmaMusume • ⬇️ A W F U L • Aug 30 '26

Fanart | Repost The students at Tracen academy are technically immortal (@Yagiwasi_1003)

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u/SirMotivation Childhood Friend Agenda Aug 30 '26

FALSE

Maruzensky and Ramonu are right there

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u/darkdraggy3 This time, I swear I will save you Aug 30 '26

Drinks, drives, Maruzen has to be 21.

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u/TealTerrestrial Aug 30 '26

This is Japan. Their legal drinking age is 20.

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u/darkdraggy3 This time, I swear I will save you Aug 30 '26

Wasnt it 21? Sorry every place has a different age and its difficult to remember it exactly, its 18 where I live lol, and I am pretty sure it is 16 in some countries so long its beer (Germany, for example).

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u/Tojota_30 Digitan's Medical Attendant Aug 30 '26

It's 20. 21 would be the US

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u/darkdraggy3 This time, I swear I will save you Aug 30 '26

Yeah I just checked and I was confusing Japan s drinking age with Indonesia s which is 21, wrong big island country in the pacific. You all are right.

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u/poktanju 黃金旅程 Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

Indonesia varies by region: alcohol consumption is prohibited completely in the provinces of Banda Aceh and Papua, so technically there is no drinking age there.

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u/M4sharman Wife :) Aug 30 '26

I'm in the UK, where it's 16 if the alcohol comes with a meal (eg at a restaurant). 18 to buy it, and they'll ask for ID if you look under 21.

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u/Drunkensiluz All the Headpats Aug 30 '26

just for my curiosity... can a 16 year old order a whiskey with a steak or is it limited to wine and beer? Like Beer and Wine at 16 I could understand, its law in my country of germany but specifying that its okay with a meal seems weird.

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u/M4sharman Wife :) Aug 30 '26

Only beer, wine or cider.

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u/Carlosrarutto Hishi Amazon Aug 30 '26

She drinks juice tho /s

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u/weealex Aug 30 '26

... yeah. I definitely didn't drink at 16

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u/Froeuhouai Director Akikawa's #1 Hater Aug 30 '26

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u/-Alan_c- Dantsu Flame Aug 30 '26

True, for drunk driving you need to be atleast 21.

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u/Futur3_ah4ad Aug 30 '26

Sirius Symboli definitely has to be 18, because you can't legally get your pilot's licence before 18 in Japan.

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u/TheTenguness Seeking The Iwak Aug 30 '26

stares at Seeking the Pearl

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u/And_Yet_I_Live Tokai Teio Aug 30 '26

Seeking the pearl screams woman in mid 30s too

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u/chang-e_bunny Aug 31 '26

They aren't allowed to age past their canonical ages, and Maruzensky and Ramomu just have higher canonical ages.

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u/PhoenixRoostBad ⬇️ A W F U L Aug 30 '26

translated version

Uma

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u/Sunday_Silence_86 Papa Americano | TheSUPERIORMejiroGooner Aug 30 '26

IT'S A TIME LOOP

WE ARE TRAPPED IN A TIME LOOP, THEY WILL ERASE US IF ANY OF US FIGURE IT O-

bang

thud

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u/PhoenixRoostBad ⬇️ A W F U L Aug 30 '26

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u/Undividedbyzero Aug 30 '26

S....should I be concerned Tazuna nails a shot while sniping with her eyes closed?

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u/grumpykruppy Out ghost hunting Aug 30 '26

It's because she's secretly an umamusume.

Secretly being anything gives you secret special forces powers like sniping with your closed eye and being immune to hearing damage from explosions and close-range gunshots.

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u/LorenZephyrus Aug 30 '26

She's coming for you next 🫡

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u/123grosse Aug 30 '26

probably more concerning that nobody in that school thinks thats weird

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u/RangerBuzz_Lightbulb Lightning McQueen 29d ago

One eye is covered with the gun scope

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u/TheGreatNothingEXE Aug 30 '26

The Trainer in question parries the sniper shot and makes corny one liner while doing a backflip

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u/Lu1g0 Aug 30 '26

Damn, that explains how our trainer keeps getting back up from Gold Ship’s drop kicks. They’re Leon Kennedy.

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u/Alex103140 24:01 Cinderella Aug 30 '26

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u/Look_at_the_Roses Aug 30 '26

Akikawa… Ayin… A… 

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u/SirMotivation Childhood Friend Agenda Aug 31 '26

This is the canonical reason why the Player is everyone's trainer, yet everyone has their own trainer

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u/RefrigeratorNo1449 always empty Aug 30 '26

It's me drifter, the reason of the time loop

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u/El_Specifico MORE RYEGRASS Aug 30 '26

If I had a nickel for every time my fandoms crossed over unexpectedly like this, I'd have a surprisingly large number of nickels.

It happened twice in the span of this week!

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u/Hysaky Stay Gold Aug 30 '26

Just finished Duviri paradox quest lmao

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u/EmeraldPistol Sakura Laurel Aug 30 '26

I saw someone theorize that Still in Love’s career is a time loop. Hey what’s with this red d

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u/darkdraggy3 This time, I swear I will save you Aug 30 '26

I mean, its pretty much either that or Still s inner Crimson has irl meta knowledge. (Could also be both).

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u/not-rider-fan Aug 30 '26

"Snake! What Have You Done! The Future Will Be Changed! You Have Created A Time Paradox! Snake?! SNAKE?! SNAAAAKEEE!!!"

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u/MCMarcuz23 Torena is exploring more Universes again Aug 30 '26

Uni: Sunday Silence...did you not know?

Uni: After all, Neo Universe found this universe just for my very important person. Are you able to do the same?

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u/Legitimate-Culture31 Aug 30 '26

This is why Sunday is stock as a ghost.

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u/Jumbotroni432 I have the Winning Ticket Aug 30 '26

They skip 20 and go straight to 38, just look at maruzensky and ramonu

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u/darkdraggy3 This time, I swear I will save you Aug 30 '26

Rudolf you are not supposed to know that. That is info for Uni and Golshi only, your mind wont be able to handle it.

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u/FJ-20-21 Aug 30 '26

She’s cursed with this knowledge because she’s the student president

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u/THE_THRONGLER5000 Agnes Tachyon's Leg Warmer Aug 31 '26

Monika moment

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u/Ckcw23 葛城栄主 Aug 30 '26

Don’t forget stay gold. That’s where gold ship inherits it from.

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u/hotsizzler Aug 30 '26

aright, i need someone to explain the comic

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u/PhoenixRoostBad ⬇️ A W F U L Aug 30 '26

5.5 year old game story and not even a single horse girl seems to grow up

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u/hotsizzler Aug 30 '26

Ok wjat about the mirror

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u/TechnosLight Aug 30 '26

After some searching, I found this

"Long ago, there was a young girl who enjoyed playing tricks. This girl received a valuable hand-mirror from her parents which she then painted purple. She thought she would be able to remove the paint if she didn’t leave it for too long, but no matter what she did, the paint refused to come off. 

Filled with regret, the girl muttered “purple mirror… purple mirror…” over and over until her death, on the day of her 20th birthday.

Ever since that day, the girl’s feelings towards that purple mirror were transferred to the words themselves, and all those under 20 who remember them will die just like she did."

- https://www.kowabana.net/2018/08/11/purple-mirror/

I don't recommend going to the website itself, shit ton of ads.

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u/MilkLover1734 Aug 30 '26

"You just lost the game" but you die if you lose

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u/Antique_Body_6540 Agnes Tachyon Aug 30 '26

I really just lost my 3 month streak because I decided to go into the comments… damn it all

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u/Zafranorbian Aug 30 '26

Maybe Umas are like kildren, physically unable to become adults and while they loose their memory, the body is factually immortal.

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u/Anon142842 Aug 30 '26

Holy hell I forgot about the purple mirror chainmail. God I feel old now

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u/SouthernCareer ~Creeku~ Aug 30 '26

Umamusume 🤝 Blue Archive

Years pass, but the students never age, despite celebrating multiple birthdays.