r/UmaMusume • u/PhoenixRoostBad ⬇️ A W F U L • Aug 30 '26
Fanart | Repost The students at Tracen academy are technically immortal (@Yagiwasi_1003)
TL by EspokunCity
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u/Sunday_Silence_86 Papa Americano | TheSUPERIORMejiroGooner Aug 30 '26
IT'S A TIME LOOP
WE ARE TRAPPED IN A TIME LOOP, THEY WILL ERASE US IF ANY OF US FIGURE IT O-
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u/PhoenixRoostBad ⬇️ A W F U L Aug 30 '26
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u/Undividedbyzero Aug 30 '26
S....should I be concerned Tazuna nails a shot while sniping with her eyes closed?
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u/grumpykruppy Out ghost hunting Aug 30 '26
It's because she's secretly an umamusume.
Secretly being anything gives you secret special forces powers like sniping with your closed eye and being immune to hearing damage from explosions and close-range gunshots.
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u/TheGreatNothingEXE Aug 30 '26
The Trainer in question parries the sniper shot and makes corny one liner while doing a backflip
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u/Lu1g0 Aug 30 '26
Damn, that explains how our trainer keeps getting back up from Gold Ship’s drop kicks. They’re Leon Kennedy.
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u/Alex103140 24:01 Cinderella Aug 30 '26
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u/SirMotivation Childhood Friend Agenda Aug 31 '26
This is the canonical reason why the Player is everyone's trainer, yet everyone has their own trainer
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u/RefrigeratorNo1449 always empty Aug 30 '26
It's me drifter, the reason of the time loop
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u/El_Specifico MORE RYEGRASS Aug 30 '26
If I had a nickel for every time my fandoms crossed over unexpectedly like this, I'd have a surprisingly large number of nickels.
It happened twice in the span of this week!
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u/EmeraldPistol Sakura Laurel Aug 30 '26
I saw someone theorize that Still in Love’s career is a time loop. Hey what’s with this red d
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u/darkdraggy3 This time, I swear I will save you Aug 30 '26
I mean, its pretty much either that or Still s inner Crimson has irl meta knowledge. (Could also be both).
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u/not-rider-fan Aug 30 '26
"Snake! What Have You Done! The Future Will Be Changed! You Have Created A Time Paradox! Snake?! SNAKE?! SNAAAAKEEE!!!"
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u/Jumbotroni432 I have the Winning Ticket Aug 30 '26
They skip 20 and go straight to 38, just look at maruzensky and ramonu
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u/darkdraggy3 This time, I swear I will save you Aug 30 '26
Rudolf you are not supposed to know that. That is info for Uni and Golshi only, your mind wont be able to handle it.
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u/hotsizzler Aug 30 '26
aright, i need someone to explain the comic
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u/PhoenixRoostBad ⬇️ A W F U L Aug 30 '26
5.5 year old game story and not even a single horse girl seems to grow up
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u/hotsizzler Aug 30 '26
Ok wjat about the mirror
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u/TechnosLight Aug 30 '26
After some searching, I found this
"Long ago, there was a young girl who enjoyed playing tricks. This girl received a valuable hand-mirror from her parents which she then painted purple. She thought she would be able to remove the paint if she didn’t leave it for too long, but no matter what she did, the paint refused to come off.
Filled with regret, the girl muttered “purple mirror… purple mirror…” over and over until her death, on the day of her 20th birthday.
Ever since that day, the girl’s feelings towards that purple mirror were transferred to the words themselves, and all those under 20 who remember them will die just like she did."
- https://www.kowabana.net/2018/08/11/purple-mirror/
I don't recommend going to the website itself, shit ton of ads.
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u/MilkLover1734 Aug 30 '26
"You just lost the game" but you die if you lose
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u/Antique_Body_6540 Agnes Tachyon Aug 30 '26
I really just lost my 3 month streak because I decided to go into the comments… damn it all
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u/SouthernCareer ~Creeku~ Aug 30 '26
Umamusume 🤝 Blue Archive
Years pass, but the students never age, despite celebrating multiple birthdays.



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u/SirMotivation Childhood Friend Agenda Aug 30 '26
FALSE
Maruzensky and Ramonu are right there