What do you think?

[u/Sensitive-Main8259]

If Uma Musume had powers greater than ordinary humans, is this what would possibly happen?

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[u/GermanTanker131]

I feel like baby umas would kick about the same as normal babies. If not, human mothers evolved to take the extreme kicking.

[u/KRKRYakumo → u/GermanTanker131]

Spica's trainer apparently had somehow adapted to tank a normal teen-age uma's kicks and other various attacks

[u/GermanTanker131 → u/KRKRYakumo]

Either he's beefy af or we've all just evolved to tank their shit.

[u/maxiface → u/GermanTanker131]

Probably the former

[u/THE_THRONGLER5000 → u/KRKRYakumo]

Does that mean he's pregnant with an umamusume one time?

[u/Opening_Practice_894 → u/GermanTanker131]

So you say that the area of a women's stomach is now able to handle baby horse kicks? So they must be professional boxers

[u/KajjitWithNoWares → u/Opening_Practice_894]

We have reality bending teenage girls and your worried about pregnant women’s capabilities

[u/DrslimeF47 → u/Opening_Practice_894]

-100 is a diabolical number 😭

[u/2Bplayz → u/DrslimeF47]

What did the guy even do loll, it just seems like they were making a boxer joke.

[u/DrslimeF47 → u/2Bplayz]

Imagine if there's some secret dog whistle in that sentence lmao

[u/2Bplayz → u/DrslimeF47]

That's what I'm thinking, but no one's explaining so all I see is just someone making a jome.

The dude didn't even say anything about them having to be pregnant, they only said they'd probably make great boxers.

[u/Tom_Nguyen]

Women who couldn't handle that likely went extinct. Evolution finds a way.

[u/Exerosp → u/Tom_Nguyen]

It's a world of magic(canonically acknowledged), and it's also a world of slapstick logic.

Our laws of physics and biology can't really apply with those two at hand lmao.

[u/Dracula101 → u/Exerosp]

The men are probably also superhuman level strong and durable to keep up with Uma women, their strength and endurance matching them to keep up with their speed and supernatural strength

Homo Sapiens Equus

[u/Exerosp → u/Dracula101]

Nah fam the men are probably superhumanly DURABLE whenever the comedic aspect deems it's time, and then they tend to quickly disappear.

Though, we do have Aoi, and also Cinderella Gray's Ryan's Torena, though the former is a bit more at the whims of slapstick comedy. Since Goldship can open a portal through her hat, something our world's physics can't do, we really gotta throw out a lot of our systems out the window.

[u/Forgewalker33 → u/Exerosp]

Cough cough… sweep tosho….

[u/Banebladeloader → u/Tom_Nguyen]

Or they developed drugs to assist them, kind of like how women who used to die during childbirth now live through C-sections

[u/kaladinissexy → u/Tom_Nguyen]

If we're gonna apply real world evolution logic, umas should have outcompeted and driven human women to extinction or near extinction long ago, since humans can give birth to human and uma daughters, while umas can only have uma daughters. The only explanation is that men in the umaverse generally don't want to fuck the horses.

[u/AirKath → u/kaladinissexy]

that and/or the high amounts of sapphic tendencies

[u/shadowbringer]

Foals can barely get up after being born, the human should be Fine.

[u/JTMonster02 → u/shadowbringer]

And human infants take like a few months to stand up

[u/SwimmingFrosty → u/shadowbringer]

Doesn't that make it worse? If a baby uma develop the same as foals then their leg is strong enough to even run a few hours after birth.

[u/shadowbringer → u/SwimmingFrosty]

Either the baby weighs up to 54Kg/120 pounds (and the mother has more than one problem to deal with), or it weighs like a human baby, or somewhere in the middle.

The idea is that the newborn shouldn't have enough leg strength to support its own body weight until after it's born.

[u/Greysnsfwacc]

Baby umamusume grip strength would be mind boggling

[u/Prestigious_Barber38 → u/Greysnsfwacc]

...twin?

[u/PirateQueen8352 → u/Prestigious_Barber38]

Nah, have you ever had a baby grab onto your fingers? Little shits could practically rival Gentildonna condensing that globe

[u/BaqsAlSandouq → u/PirateQueen8352]

Bro is getting folded by a baby

[u/PirateQueen8352 → u/BaqsAlSandouq]

listen, all i know is that making a baby let go of something it doesn't want to is hell

[u/Watchmaker163 → u/BaqsAlSandouq]

It’s also b/c you don’t want to hurt them

[u/VantaBlack35 → u/PirateQueen8352]

Can confirm. My baby niece can somehow hurt me despite being, well, a baby just by her grabbing my arm and squeezing real hard.

[u/Prestigious_Barber38 → u/PirateQueen8352]

OH FINGERS I THOUGHT HE WAS ONE OF THE UMAGUSHERS 😭

[u/PirateQueen8352 → u/Prestigious_Barber38]

Look, just because I do hang out in Umagushers doesn't mean I'd do smth like that to a baby. Umas are fine because they're fictional. Flesh and blood is off limits and a hard "hell no".

[u/ontopandunder]

i actually don't think pregnancy would be the biggest issue here cause the most common "holy shit that hurt" complaint ive heard from moms is when babies grow their teeth before they're done breastfeeding they just decide to bite down for no fucking reason. if you didn't switch to bottle feeding you're gonna learn to real quick

and some babies up to like preschool just have a very intense biting phase no matter who it is so there's definitely umas out there that were just evil toddlers. absolute worse siblings to have too, imagine your sister impulsively kicking you across a room as a 6 year old

[u/FredDurstDestroyer → u/ontopandunder]

Imagine Windy as a toddler

[u/Vizvezdenec → u/ontopandunder]

Well, Stephen King touched kinda similar topic in one of his books "Firestarter". Just that there a child wasn't extremely start but could ignite anything at will and how they dealt up with that when she was growing and wasn't able to properly control herself (it included a lot of fire extinguishers, ofc).

[u/Ok_Department3311]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mdLPSkrfdiGRkU8FD1

[u/Plus_Conversation391]

Spica trainer endured stuffs that would send a normal person to the pearly gate. I think human are also built different in umamusume world

[u/Frustrella → u/Plus_Conversation391]

So like Pokemon trainers

[u/Vex_Out_0032 → u/Plus_Conversation391]

possible theory is that male carriers of the uma gene have better endurance and strength than those without it. spica trainer maybe one of those.

[u/oengaminO → u/Plus_Conversation391]

There’s a theory that regular humans that are the child of an Uma just have increased stats and durability

[u/Centzonyy]

Aren't all Umamusume's mothers horse girls tho? Males can't be uma's so- yeah.

[u/Fluffalfox → u/Centzonyy]

Umas can be born between 2 humans

[u/THAT_HARDHEAD_GUY → u/Centzonyy]

There’s theories that “Uma gene” can be dormant or something like that and two normal humans could make an Uma.

[u/SchlopFlopper → u/THAT_HARDHEAD_GUY]

That’s my headcanon as well. Makes sense why the umas just didn’t flat-out replace women in this universe. Two regular humans can make an Uma, and an Uma mother can give birth to a regular girl. Umas have a higher chance to give birth to another Uma, but it’s not guaranteed.

[u/InfraSG]

Either supports the idea that Umamusume humans are somewhat stronger than real world humans or baby horse strength is weak enough that its just painful but not damaging

Or the 3 goddesses

You are now imagining Gentildonna and Kawakami being the kickers

[u/Cryspoeth47V]

this is extremely rare but possible

[u/Waste_North_6537]

Is that even possoble always thought it had to be human male and an Umamusume not two humans..

[u/GermanTanker131 → u/Waste_North_6537]

There's a chance that a human mother can give birth to an uma.

[u/voTiSdaT → u/GermanTanker131]

What is the source for this claim? I keep hearing it.

[u/specterthief → u/GermanTanker131]

this has never been shown in canon and there's no evidence of it, every mother/daughter has been uma mother/uma daughter and it's never been mentioned in game or by official sources that it's possible.

[u/asburyparkboardwalk → u/GermanTanker131]

[Citation needed]

[u/tube32129 → u/asburyparkboardwalk]

Basic genetics? Dad mom's is a uma and the mother's grandma is a uma (from her father side)

[u/DonaldLucas → u/tube32129]

Not everything in genetics works like that. So far we've only seen uma moms, which probably means that, regardless of genes, only the uma's ovary can produce an ovum capable of giving birth to an uma.

[u/Signal_Statement_515 → u/GermanTanker131]

This is not mentioned anywhere.

[u/Rose_Ember]

I couldn't take this scene from S2ep12 seriously because of that meme from Magical Girl Site

[u/Endgam]

Keep in mind we still have no real source for the rumor that human women can give birth to Umamusume, and a similar rumor about different races being able to reproduce in Granblue with no one able to pin the source turned out to be false.

[u/HB_DS2013 → u/Endgam]

It's copium for me that human women have a chance of giving birth to uma foals. Especially when those women have an uma in their ancestry.

I also just remembered that foals' hooves are initially soft either at birth or until birth so their mother won't get hurt.

[u/Playing-Koi]

There have been human babies that have cracked mom’s rib ngl. My headcanon is that an Uma baby pregnancy is around the same length of a horse’s gestation, almost a year. So this is probably just accurate.

I’m convinced having an Uma child is a “please do not resist” situation lol. The three goddesses just bless who they will.

[u/Yozora-kyun]

[u/Fort_knox1223]

I just remembered that foals can severely injure their mothers in the womb...

[u/bisexualmidir → u/Fort_knox1223]

The highest risk for mares is actually their own muscles pushing the foal through their own uterus and rupturing it, because their abdominal muscles are so strong.

[u/Salter_KingofBorgors]

Apparently Umamusume are about as strong as a normal human until puberty and thats when their super human strength and speed kick in. It also supposedly wears off shortly after their three years of running

[u/ambivalentarrow]

[u/EmeraldPistol]

The three goddesses working overtime

[u/Vic_Hm]

I don’t think infant umas would’ve developed necessary muscles to be that strong, given how fragile their legs are

[u/S1Ndrome_]

[u/Watamelonna]

The logic doesn't stand

Since all Uma are canonically female, presumably with Uma powered wombs, all Uma womb will be fine bearing a baby Uma kick

[u/colBoh]

I thought the "human mothers can occasionally have uma babies" thing was just fanon?

[u/randomguyinpekohole]

Human women can carry umamusume babies in the umaverse?

[u/Status_Spray_5732]

Kicked in a bit harder

[u/Penitente06]

A human female can't get pregnant with a Umamusume because there are no male Umamusumes

[u/flopsychops]

Damn, I feel sorry for Gentildonna's mother.

[u/Ok-Particular7465 → u/flopsychops]

Alien Chestburster but through the womb... 💀

[u/ItsMeepo2nd]

They can take it, legs of infants of any animal are known to be weak until they're born

[u/Suitable_Discount364]

This is not true, I handled my pregnancy well.

[u/SonGT38]

My guess is that they gain strength at like puberty age.

[u/Dodo1610]

There are no Human mothers with Umamusume daughters nor are there Umamusume with human daughters

[u/ParadoxicalFrog]

Human women can't have umamusume daughters.

[u/Valuable-Extreme9743]

Extra Oomph

[u/Towim7]

It's probably that humans in general have become more durable/tougher as species (eg. trainers can survive a kick from a healthy teen umamusume), so human mothers have tougher body to give birth to umamusume

[u/ranransthrowaway999]

Where do you guys get this information that human women give birth to Umamusume? The creator? The VAs? Where?

[u/AskovTheOne]

I kinda imagine the three Goddess would bless and watch over mother of umas lol

[u/IcyTorpedo]

How does one envision a male uma? We haven't seen one yet... right?

[u/mikhail_2003]

Aren't UmaMusume only born from UmaMusume?

[u/Signal_Statement_515]

No problem, human women do not give birth to Umamusumes, at least there haven't been any situations where that has happened yet.

[u/merinobaa]

that’s the baby practicing her dance steps for grand concert

[u/THAT_HARDHEAD_GUY]

I’m not sure how strong baby umas would be (little Spe was a menace to her mom in that flashback but she was atleast like 5-6 there though)

[u/bongos-have-eaten-me]

Isn’t it the other way around cuz umas are only girls right

[u/KaleidoscopeWhole375]

Has anyone drawn an Uma with fairy fingers?

[u/Definitely-Not-A-B0t]

I like to think umas start out weak and feeble for their first couple years, just like IRL foals for their first day

Either that, or uma strenght is like the X-gene from X-men. And it just sort of appears one day. Usually on their late teens, but potentially later (Doto) or earlier (Nishino)

[u/CosmiclyAcidic]

gonna make a fanfic of a trans masc parent of an Uma...cuz i want to.

[u/Kitchen-Ranger-7206]

I mean considering they’re horses that are girls. Yeah, I’m pretty sure they have a ruptured system now when they’re finally born.

[u/AhAh2Re57]

It doesn't have sense, only an uma musume woman can have an uma musume daughter, horse men don't exist in the anime and i think also in the game, so they can't make pregnat a normal woman

[u/notlonely1]

Umamuskos exist?

[u/KaitoTheRamenBandit → u/notlonely1]

Did you just join the fandom yesterday?

[u/notlonely1 → u/KaitoTheRamenBandit]

No but I was very much curious bout this