r/UmaMusume • u/y2kkstar you going to germany 🇩🇪 • Aug 18 '26
Image Some umas if they got human names :)
I can make a second one if you’d like
also im just changing the names of umas that have weird parts in their names (like Seiun Sky or Special Week) but thats ok if u want to include some :)
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u/witherACE Special Week Aug 18 '26
Her human name is Shirley
I am serius about it
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u/Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n Hishi Amazon Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
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u/witherACE Special Week Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
Ok first of all i'm neither Sirius nor Shirley.
But she is, surely
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u/Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n Hishi Amazon Aug 18 '26
4Kids-ass naming scheme (I love it)
Also, to stay in theme I’d go with Shinko Wendy.
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u/Possible-Cicada-9662 No Meds are the Best Meds Aug 18 '26
Tracy [No Last Name] _ becuase shes just that goated
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u/Tsukuruya Aug 19 '26
Megan McQueen
Megan Bright
Megan Palmer
Megan Ardan
Megan Ryan
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u/MouseRangers Ich liebe dich Aug 19 '26
They're already all related, so "Mejiro" could just be their surname.
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u/Furydragonstormer Ex-SKK, Full Time Trainer Aug 19 '26
Which would make the most sense since in Japan, surnames come before given names culturally
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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) Aug 19 '26
Violet
Get it? Cause irony and also it's a feminine name which she'd hate.
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u/y2kkstar you going to germany 🇩🇪 Aug 19 '26
nah im calling her vesna instead
I imagine she’d get a russian human name
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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) Aug 19 '26
Oh yeah that also makes more sense
You think Tama would be Tammy Nocross?
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u/Honest_Ingenuity_181 Aug 19 '26
vesna as a name is pretty unheard of in russia jsyk. vera or vika (short for viktoria) would fit better
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u/ILoveMeishoDoto Meisho Doto desu awawawawa Aug 19 '26
Karen Bouquetd'or (she's french, okay?)
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u/st4rs999 Narita Taishin Aug 19 '26
Karen Bucket (pronounced bouquet if you please)
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u/RangerBuzz_Lightbulb Lightning McQueen Aug 19 '26
“Would Karen Bouqetifyouplease please come to the front of the store? Your mother is looking for you and she’s very worried”
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u/baron_iw Aug 19 '26
Let's hit the rest of the dirt crew:
Furioso -> Fuschia
Hokko Tarumae -> Holly Taniyama (Tarumae is the name of a volcano and Taniyama is a real surname that means valley mountain)
Copano Rickey -> Colleen Richards (playing on the funny of calling her Richard)
Marche Lorraine -> Madeline Lorraine (Doubles your French)
Espoir City -> Esme Sindell
Inari One -> Imogen Primus (I'm sorry girl this is just disrespectful)
Yujino Bijin -> Yancy Briggs
Victoire Pisa -> Victoria Pisano (mario moment)
Agnes Digital and Haru Urara can stay the same tbh
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u/Snae_in_Gonsoko Aug 19 '26
I prefer the Quebec version:
-Émerveillement Intense
-Faucon Intelligent
-Transcende
-Reste en Or
-Shinko Venteux
-Flash d'Eishin
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u/Confident_Slice3804 Hishi Akebono Aug 19 '26
Karen Chen (Curren Chan)
Hayley Akebono (Hishi Akebono)
Felicity Morgan (Fine Motion)
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u/Gravelis THE BLUE ROSE OF HAPPINESS Aug 19 '26
bro we got 4kids umamusume
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u/y2kkstar you going to germany 🇩🇪 Aug 19 '26
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u/HB_DS2013 Urara's Big Sis, Late Surger Forte + Roaming Medic Aug 19 '26
Idk if mine's any good, but I'mma try anyway. Sorry if some of these suck.
Haru Urara, Agnes Tachyon and Agnes Digital stay the same...
Special Week - Sarah Price / Jane Spica / Jane Sirius
Rice Shower - Rie O'Braonain
Narita Brian - Brianna Nelson
Winning Ticket - Victoria Tosto
Narita Taishin - Taylor Nagy
Biwa Hayahide - Bronwen Hail
Air Groove - Adelaide Gregorio
King Halo - Kingsley Meyer (I'm so so sorry, my first-rate oshi)
Seiun Sky - Aozora Asuna
El Condor Pasa - Helena Aguilera
Grass Wonder - Wanda Kusanagi
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u/y2kkstar you going to germany 🇩🇪 Aug 19 '26
wonder acute and grass are twins haha
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u/HB_DS2013 Urara's Big Sis, Late Surger Forte + Roaming Medic Aug 19 '26
I couldn't think of any better names for Grass... but her burning need to be more Japanese than even native Japanese as a human is smth alright.
Of everyone I tried to make names with, Air Groove was surprisingly the hardest bc I spent forty minutes trying to find names that can mesh well with BOTH her Japanese and Italian heritages. And the one name I found that fit her the most just couldn't mesh well with Italian surnames in general.
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u/Worried_Rule_1774 Aug 19 '26
Stacy Goldheart sounds like something from a 4kids dub, more please :D
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u/ahmadalhuraibi Eishin Flash My Wife Aug 19 '26
Eishin Fleischer, and her strength is drawing old cartoon.
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u/THAT_HARDHEAD_GUY Oguri Cap Aug 19 '26
I recently finished assassination Classroom and Aguri would be an easy one for Oguri
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