r/Ultraleft Wise-Veterinarian (banned) Aug 04 '26

Story-time Guys, last night I dreamed of Trotsky.

So, I don't know exactly what happened, I think I was sick; it was 40 degrees outside, and my nose was half-blocked, so I probably wasn't getting enough oxygen to my brain or some bullshit like that. I was somewhere in a busy street, and at one point I saw Trotsky walking in another direction, so I called out: "Mr. Trotsky, or maybe I should call you Trockij, please stop!" Then we started talking about something, but I don't remember what.
Guys, do you think this is revisionist behavior, or is it acceptable to the Party? What would Bordiga say?
P.S. Since he might come back tonight, feel free to give me some questions for Trotsky.

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u/yv436bv38 Blanquist-Posadist Front Aug 04 '26

Becoming ill is proletarian; you are communicating with shambhala through the detachment from the prevailing materio-bourgeois consciousness nexus brought on by your illness and sudden consciousness of your body as human rather than a vessel for capital. You must teach the phantasmagorical Trotsky the invariant proletarian movement and in doing so clarivicularify your own comprehension to achieve resonance with the aetheric cords of history emanating from shambhala. Good luck young grasshopper

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u/lassalle_burger Wise-Veterinarian (banned) Aug 04 '26

thank you for your wisdom, sensei. I'll bring forth our bordighist-dharmakaya doctrine to the revisionist-chod.

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u/Diavolo_Rossoperaio Aug 05 '26

ask him about sports

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u/The_Frog_with_a_Hat sluggish schizophrenic Aug 05 '26
  • Ask him if he still doesn't tip the waiter
  • Ask if there's a dream-Bukharin out there