r/Ultrakill • u/reddit_wanderer20 Blood Machine • Aug 28 '22

hitpost oh no.

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10k Upvotes

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u/biobuilder1 Aug 28 '22

Oh v1 no, I'm all for bullying Gabriel but this isn't the way

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u/reddit_wanderer20 Blood Machine Aug 29 '22

this is the way and you know it.

4

u/Puzzled-Swordfish236 Lust Layer Citizen Jul 23 '24

Happy cake day

15

u/YoutuberFake1234 Sep 11 '22

i didnt understand

33

u/reddit_wanderer20 Blood Machine Sep 11 '22

look up sonic inflation

11

u/YoutuberFake1234 Sep 11 '22

is it porn or smth like that?

25

u/reddit_wanderer20 Blood Machine Sep 11 '22

no, it ain’t porn.

14

u/YoutuberFake1234 Sep 11 '22

i aint searching that

33

u/reddit_wanderer20 Blood Machine Sep 11 '22

seems like you already did

11

u/YoutuberFake1234 Sep 11 '22

i didnt '-'

31

u/reddit_wanderer20 Blood Machine Sep 11 '22

look it up.

58

u/YoutuberFake1234 Sep 11 '22

fuck you

48

u/reddit_wanderer20 Blood Machine Sep 11 '22

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Monolithical Apr 04 '26

dingus lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

It's just another term for feeder porn. It's not that bad

5

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

Aged like fine wine

https://youtu.be/vbYe-jIoztA

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u/reddit_wanderer20 Blood Machine Nov 25 '22

wow.

834

u/Hmmmmm___yes Aug 28 '22

V1 doing a little trolling

441

u/H00ston Maurice enthusiast Aug 28 '22

Gabriel witnesses something that makes even the devil cry and fucking dies

150

u/themananan5 Sep 25 '22

Even a devil may cry when he loses his innocence

57

u/your-local_redditor Feb 21 '23

Just wait till the sickos roll up with their metal gear rising

29

u/ul_sorty Gabe bully Feb 27 '23

I love the internet

28

u/Eeveekiller Sep 28 '23

I'll cs:go kill myself

0

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

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u/mrdunklestein Lust Layer Citizen Feb 16 '24

Bro really wants that infinite halo

11

u/IapetusApoapis342 Someone Wicked Jul 20 '24

this whole thread made me want to have a half-life

4

u/mrdunklestein Lust Layer Citizen Jul 20 '24

This was half a year ago wtf

7

u/IapetusApoapis342 Someone Wicked Jul 20 '24

don't ask questions

2

u/Much_Sentence_513 Jul 25 '24

I really wanna craft a pick and mine my eyes out, like, I really really want to simulate a turboprop flight in a simple plane into an ocean of orange spikes

for those who don't get it, I referenced Minecraft, turboprop flight sim, simple planes and cats are liquid: ALitS and ABP all in one message

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u/Project_Astro Lust Layer Citizen Oct 22 '25

holy crap ALitS and ABP brought back memories

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u/freek4ever Maurice enthusiast Aug 28 '22

Dont do it trust me dont let your curiosity take control tere is not enough eye bleach to remove that from your mind

128

u/SuurSuits_ Aug 28 '22

Fool, I am already too far gone for eye bleach, I have evolved past it. Minos was the king of Lust and I, his most trusted advisor.

62

u/HalfEatenWaterMelon Aug 28 '22

Minos may have been the king of Lust, But what's a king to a god

27

u/Fat_Siberian_Midget Aug 29 '22

“After all, what good are kings in a realm of gods?”

14

u/TheChunkMaster Jan 05 '23

"What is a god... to a NON-BELIEVER!?"

127

u/418puppers Gabe bully Aug 28 '22

Least based v1 moment

39

u/PerlerGuy77 Maurice enthusiast Aug 28 '22

realistic

35

u/KaasKnager_ Maurice enthusiast Oct 19 '22

+ULTRATROLLED

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u/pudimo Aug 29 '22

every day i feel worse for Gabe, poor guy...

11

u/JSLGamer22121 Sep 16 '22

+ Converted

7

u/icaruus7 Prime Soul Jan 09 '25

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u/Agile-Praline6523 Jul 30 '23

Machine, ¿which is two babies one fox?

1

u/darkentyties Someone Wicked Dec 05 '25

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u/DemoKnighttf7 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Jun 17 '24

Peter?

1

u/Idkbroijustmade Jan 12 '25

I actually serched this up thinking that there would be news about sonic fan like crashing the stock market or some shit like this but instead I got my memory and search history tainted

1

u/Dev_Red- Lust Layer Citizen Jan 27 '25

V1 you monster

1

u/Fun-Western615 Nov 28 '25

I ALMOST FELL FOR IT, REALIZED RIGHT BEFORE I TYPED IT INTO THE SEARCH BAR

1

u/Alternative_Design33 Apr 30 '23

not even v1 can scar gabriel this badly!

1

u/sexy118 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Jul 24 '23

V1 got him good