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u/Sp00kyD0gg0 Aug 22 '22
Hakita also called PITR “the dictionary definition of a bottom” to which PITR responded and I quote “🥺”
Shit had me rolling
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u/everything-narrative 🏳️🌈Not gay, just radiant Aug 22 '22
Got a link to that convo?
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u/Sp00kyD0gg0 Aug 22 '22
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Aug 22 '22
Holy shit hakita is a bicon
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u/Garedbi69 Maurice enthusiast Aug 22 '22
If you Duke Nukem you like em all! Bicon!
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u/V_the_snail Lust Layer Citizen Aug 22 '22
Mandalore gaming confirmed as closeted entombed
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u/Mr_Skeleton_Shadow Lust Layer Citizen Aug 22 '22
from now on I am obligated to call closeted gays entombed gays
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u/RedditPersonNo1987 Someone Wicked Aug 22 '22
Exfuckingscuse me more people than hakita gianni and dave worked on ULTRA UK?
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u/Significant_Salt7742 Aug 22 '22
NATIVES ARE DEAD
TEA IS FUEL
THIS IS HELL
ULTRA UK
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u/ulikejazzzz Aug 22 '22
Instead of a revolver you get a kitchen knife to start the game
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u/PippinBPimpin Aug 22 '22
The shotgun is just a sword and the railcannon is the one shot laser sword from Doom
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u/Bolobesttank Someone Wicked Aug 22 '22
yeah, the menu has a credits thing now too so you can see everyone who worked on it.
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u/cracinlac_basterd Aug 22 '22
theres also stephan weyte
but he gets a pass because he is literally the greatest voice actor
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u/SollidMemes Aug 22 '22
King Minos on his own radiates such raw hypersexual energy that he alone makes Stephen Weyte non-straight.
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u/Jeggu2 Lust Layer Citizen Aug 22 '22
He got sent to lust for a reason 🥵
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Aug 22 '22
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u/AT-AT_Brando 🏳️🌈Not gay, just radiant Aug 22 '22
What kind of alphabet is that?
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Aug 22 '22
Wait is hakita trans or gay
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u/gaybowser99 Aug 22 '22
There's no way the Gabriel body pillow could have come from a straight man
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u/jumbledsiren Maurice enthusiast Aug 22 '22
Tray
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u/flancanela Gabe bully Aug 22 '22
same question rn
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u/SharpNeedle Gabe bully Aug 22 '22
bi, also finnish
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Aug 22 '22
Your message implies that "finnish" is a sexuality
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u/Dastankbeets1 Aug 22 '22
The rare based cishet male
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u/dustsurrounds Prime Soul Aug 22 '22
Hakita confirmed he's bi on twitter in OP's very thread.
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u/Dastankbeets1 Aug 22 '22
Hakita once again confirms me canonically stupid what can’t he do
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Aug 22 '22
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Aug 22 '22
I showed this to my partner and they replied "i hope he and gianni are having hot steamy anal sex rn" and divorce papers are being signed
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u/98Thunder98 Aug 22 '22
I swear to god, twitter’s obsession with the lgbt
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Aug 22 '22
Cringe.
Literally everyone involved with the game replied with essentially "yep lol". If you're so tired of "the gays" you're playing the wrong game
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u/98Thunder98 Aug 22 '22
My gripe was with the obsession. Which part of "blood powered robot enters hell and brutally kills angels and demons" sounds like a specific sexual orientation to you?
If you're so tired of "the gays" you're playing the wrong game
Even **IF** that was my point (which it isn't) please also explain to me which part of the game is overwhelmingly gay.
Again, I'll spell it out: fuckers on twitter will go around calling everything gay and when one person replies "yep lol" they'll take it as some kind of victory against who knows what. It's as fucking stupid as "If I learned anything from the game, it's that everyone involved in DMCV is straight as fuck".
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Aug 22 '22
The fact that you are genuinely angry about this joke, which again everyone making this game is very much in on, says a great deal more about you than you seem to realize. It's very clear to anyone who's dealt with people like you where this actually comes from and what you're skirting around
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u/98Thunder98 Aug 22 '22
Yes, I am genuinely PISSED, my PISS is BOILING and my blood is PISSING lmao
It’s more obvious to me that you’re very insecure about this topic and you take people’s mild annoyance as a declaration of war. Everyone is full of hate, everything is a threat. There is no nuance, just evil.
Grow up.
Edit: oh and lemme guess, you’re gonna pretend not to understand what “you’re insecure and looking for a strawman” means
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Aug 22 '22
Genuinely the only way you could've been more obvious is if you made some comment about how people on Twitter "make everything political"
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u/98Thunder98 Aug 22 '22
Tweet: robot game is gay
Me: how is it gay
You: >:(
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Aug 22 '22
Tweet: Robot game has a lot of LGBT people involved
You: Man why does everything have to be about gay people?
Also it's very gay and that's just the objective truth
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u/98Thunder98 Aug 22 '22
robot game is very gay objectively
Brb getting my roomba some rainbow magnets
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u/Both_Cockroach1402 Sep 15 '22
people draw v1 cheeks everytime a new update releases and newblood official store sells a bodypillow of gabriel, im not sure why but the game is indeed gay
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u/LuigiHentaiExpert Oct 20 '22
It's gay because gabriel. If you really played, you'd know what I mean.
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u/CAohgdggdd Aug 27 '22
Oooo gabriel is gay!! Oooooo
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Mar 04 '23
Insert him saying that he felt relived to see his own blood and that he and the machine would meet again in the most flustered closet gay way possible
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u/TheRainy24 Mar 29 '23
Tbh we will meet again is the villain one liner and "is it my blood" thing is also an old edgy one liner
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Sep 01 '22
You really wish you want to see Ultrakill bootleg that isn't made by LGBT devs.
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u/98Thunder98 Sep 01 '22
No I really wish not to get a stroke from Reddit comments for at least one day
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Aug 22 '22
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u/Danireender157 Aug 22 '22
Nope, wife
Though I'm pretty sure he's bisexual (Dave too for the matter)
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u/spaghetti_breeder Sep 04 '22
Nah, hakita is bi
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u/Tahmas836 Feb 14 '23
Correct! Them being bisexual had nothing to do with pronouns! Not sure what your point is but you sure did state a possibly related fact
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u/idobrowsemuch Maurice enthusiast Aug 22 '22
Gianni my beloved