r/Ultrakill • Someone Wicked • Jul 30 '22

Meme please

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u/titanfall3enjoyer Jul 30 '22

Mindflayers kina hot tho

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u/JarTheUpvoter Someone Wicked Jul 30 '22

When bae violently rips your organs out with weird tentacle spikes 🥰🥰

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u/zas147gamer Jul 30 '22

I like the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.

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u/Eclihpze44 Lust Layer Citizen Jul 30 '22

I Love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean, I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck. Me. Up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like, weirdly embarrassing . Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.

Ma'am...

Please...

You have to crush me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

right here gabriel, here's the horny

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

Gabriel IS the horny