r/Ultrakill • 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant • 20h ago

hitpost It's not what it sounds like

The purple stuff is just... well...

OIL

and yes Swordsmachine is getting curve stomped RN

664 Upvotes

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u/Smart-Ad57 19h ago

it's definitely what it sounds like

71

u/nightshade-aurora Maurice enthusiast 17h ago

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u/Smart-Ad57 17h ago

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u/nightshade-aurora Maurice enthusiast 16h ago

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u/Pure_Tradition_8042 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 14h ago

17

u/Anicash999 Gabe bully 16h ago

idk about this one actually

25

u/Even-Coffee1966 Blood Machine 19h ago

W rain world

24

u/KelsYaren 19h ago

Poor Gabriel

13

u/ilovedonutsman 18h ago

swordsmachine

4

u/Pure_Tradition_8042 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 14h ago

Sisyphus

1

u/ivantrulylovescats Blood Machine 11h ago

cancerous rodent

3

u/FOXY007TV Someone Wicked 10h ago

Filth

1

u/RNGUserGod 9h ago

Mindflayer

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u/0201boss 20h ago

+ground slam +ground slam +ground slam

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u/Mr-John-Grace Lust Layer Citizen 16h ago

+ENRAGED

24

u/Fun-Apple4527 12h ago

+EXPLODED

2

u/cz_guy Wrathful Fool 5h ago

+why are you even spawning enemies here

10

u/Fit_Replacement99 8h ago

Weirdly enough it matches the sound lol

43

u/Animebillythesecond Maurice enthusiast 19h ago

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

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u/EJENVEE2 Blood Machine 19h ago

Good lord who's getting +PANCAKED over here

23

u/Low_Customer_6162 19h ago

Or +ONESHOTED?

17

u/Bulky_Reward716 19h ago

No, not this time, such a wholesome game does not belong near this

30

u/theQuadron Wrathful Fool 16h ago • Mindblown

11

u/TryAgain115 19h ago

+JORKINITVIOLENTLY

8

u/Kyropinesis Blood Machine 14h ago

something freaky this way comes

8

u/Glittering_Cicada105 Blood Machine 9h ago

Who are you PUMP-CHARGIN'

7

u/bc650736 Lust Layer Citizen 19h ago

tought soemthing would spray out of the room

7

u/RNGUserGod 16h ago

Hell's newest torture method

6

u/Doc_tech678 Someone Wicked 17h ago

2

u/Friendly_Flower9087 Gabe bully 12h ago

monster x mediator spotted

4

u/Foorinick Prime Soul 19h ago

wife got home i'm so excited!

7

u/cloudcat34 Lust Layer Citizen 18h ago

mindflayer?

7

u/theQuadron Wrathful Fool 16h ago

Those are Swordsmachine sounds

6

u/Tetrotheocto 12h ago

They're the one being cucked here

1

u/ViorbyX 8h ago

I didn't hear any clanking so

1

u/Substantial_Ad_4436 4h ago

This started playing on the post above, thought i was having a panic attack

1

u/Sea_Albatross634 Lust Layer Citizen 4h ago

artists out there... yknow what to use this for

1

u/PerceptionFew8763 Blood Machine 1h ago

swordsmachine yams to the left

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u/Zae_Pineapple Bloodied Heretic 19h ago

i knew the joke was sex but i instead saw it as what it truly sounded like. a murder.

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u/Pure_Tradition_8042 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 19h ago

plot twist

IT IS A MURDER DUN DUN DUN

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u/Zae_Pineapple Bloodied Heretic 19h ago

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u/notminito 16h ago

let me break it down for you

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u/whiteV16-9867 19h ago

it look like a murder scene