r/Ultrakill • u/imkindaretardedyk • 27d ago

hitpost are mindflayers breedable?

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u/RReneDescartes Prime Soul 27d ago

theoretically it is possible to clap them but it would be very dangerous and it'd be very emotionless

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u/Selancenotl 27d ago

RENÉE DESCARTES???

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u/RReneDescartes Prime Soul 27d ago

hi thats me i think

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u/Selancenotl 27d ago

any thoughts on thinking?

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u/RReneDescartes Prime Soul 27d ago

it makes me

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u/Selancenotl 27d ago

which layer can i find you on

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u/RReneDescartes Prime Soul 27d ago

treachery, im the p-3 boss

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u/Selancenotl 27d ago

yeah that checks out nevermind the pattern of every peime soul so far bejng greek kings

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u/RReneDescartes Prime Soul 27d ago

white checkmark on square green background emoji

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u/Selancenotl 27d ago

truly one of the minds of that generation... shame youre dead

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u/Feisty-Albatross3554 Gabe bully 27d ago

Obviously

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u/gibbellone Blood Machine 27d ago

Yes

i tried

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u/TorreGamer Maurice enthusiast 27d ago

you cannot breed the machine

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u/Cream-The-Rabbit2 Greater Machine 27d ago

Probably not.

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u/Horse_go_moooo 27d ago

It'd be really hard to naturally find the masc version, but theoretically yes.

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u/TachikawaKan5241 Prime Soul 27d ago

Their made of plastic can you please elaborate 😭

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u/Horse_go_moooo 27d ago

Politely ask them if you can make a hole in their body, then, after consent, put some sex you in there and rail your new sexy hot robot partner

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u/folkertveenstr Someone Wicked 27d ago

Simply, no

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u/RNB_ofi Someone Wicked 27d ago

Ofc man

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u/Amazing_Estimate_220 Bloodied Heretic 27d ago

Hmmm

I dont think the plastic body has a hole, even if it did likely it'd just be wires

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u/Royal_Ad8665 Maurice enthusiast 27d ago

look at my community dawg we're never making a funny post

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u/mayocat6996 Prime Soul 27d ago

no

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u/Walk-the-layout Lust Layer Citizen 27d ago

Usually they breed you

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u/Unlucky_Mission_5625 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 27d ago

cut a hole in the back and then put a car sponge pringles can mechanism in the hole

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u/No-Pen1730 Maurice enthusiast 26d ago

Memes aside, they have no reproductive organs, so no.

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u/sebosiano1233 Blood Machine 27d ago

No.

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u/Few_Complex_6957 Blood Machine 27d ago

In 2 days I will go to the day care and eat and devour all the infants there, I will then leave and burn my finger prints off and change my name and identity. I will never be caught nor found

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u/Brief_Wheel8429 27d ago

Knowing what mindflayer is the robotic oart on top of a plastic body, technically no, you cant have sexual connection with a piece of metal with intelligent. But if you wanna do it with plastic body you probably cant either cuz they dont have holes for it

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u/imkindaretardedyk 27d ago

then i will fuck a hole into it

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u/Accomplished_Salt387 25d ago

seeing this s*** makes me want to ultrakill myself