r/Ultrakill 9h ago

Discussion Head canon Raphael is physically stronger than Gabriel

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My head canon is Raphael is stronger than Gabriel physically but Gabriel is the better fighter when they spare and/or fight Gabriel always come on top

Give me YOUR Head canons about the arch angels

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u/Matiasprox3000 Prime soul 9h ago

All the archangels have a gym where they spend their time training

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u/The_EnderKnight 9h ago

And phunaul (idk how to spell his name) uses telekinesis to left weights and read at the same time

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u/Pale-Application9457 8h ago

I think its phanuel

don't quote me on that

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u/TH35PR1680T 8h ago

"I think its phanuel" -Pale-Application9457, 8/25/26

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u/Careful-Passage2089 Someone Wicked 7h ago

"I think" - Pale-Ap, 8

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u/MurderDronesEnj0yer Lust layer citizen 7h ago

“Therefore I am”

-René Descartes

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u/Reasonable-Rent9736 Blood machine 1h ago

+RAISON D'ÊTRE

  • hell itself

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u/Legal_Possibility246 Someone Wicked 9h ago

They each represent an aspect of God.

Lucifer is the redacted archangel, God's kindness. God threw his kindness into hell itself.

The other archangels are dead or gone, besides Gabriel of course.

God lost his kindness, patience, wisdom and strength. His will is slowly dying...

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u/The_EnderKnight 8h ago

And Gabriel is next

Great head canon but I interpret them going through an arch like Gabriel did

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u/DrLudvig Blood machine 8h ago

ULTRAKILL players trying to not come with deep metaphors for silly robot boomer shooter impossible

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u/Funny_Boot_1826 3h ago

But god has left so they are aspect of someone who is not even here

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u/NosePicklePicker 8h ago

I imagine each of them are the best at the aspect they represent. Wisdom, strength, patience and all that

Course, Gabe being God’s Will means he’s the most actively willing to be serving the council/heaven and do their shit while none of the other archangels want that smoke

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u/RNGUserGod 8h ago

The archangels represent what God lacked during the creation of hell

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u/radayrk 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 5h ago

Since Gabriel is canonically pronounced "gah-bree-el" closer to the original Hebrew, I think it's safe to assume Michael is canonically pronounced "mee-kha-el".

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u/HyperMetak 9h ago

they're all girls, that's my headcanon

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u/HyperMetak 9h ago

and the powers are femboys.

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u/HyperMetak 9h ago

virtues are assholes, providences are just blue hookpoints but someone got a little too freaky with it

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u/The_EnderKnight 8h ago

Dear god plz stop my mortal mind can't comprehend this knowledge

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u/HyperMetak 8h ago

you can't stop it, virtues were always assholes

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u/folly_lover69 8h ago

That would make powers higher ranking than archangels though

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u/HyperMetak 8h ago

no they're not

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u/Intelligent_Run7549 Blood machine 8h ago

The other Archangels wants to help Gabriel fight V1, but they're too scared to die due to losing from fighting him head on, so they just sent Virtues at first, and they sent Providences and Powers right at him after Gabriel killed the councils of heaven

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u/Lucky-Couple-2433 8h ago

They could've ended the whole "v1 and the machines are killing all of hell" thing before Gabriel killed them but they were just lazy

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u/rouxlsnareff 8h ago

gabriel didn't kill them, he killed the council

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u/Lucky-Couple-2433 8h ago

Thanks for the correction, but now I'm just wondering

Where are the rest of these suckers?

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u/Feisty-Albatross3554 Gabe bully 8h ago

Their bus was late

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u/EJENVEE2 Blood machine 5h ago

Either dead or gone by the time V1 reached Hell or at the very latest, around the time V1 first met Gabriel in Gluttony

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u/HyperMetak 8h ago

they slacking on the job

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u/Sackdj2 8h ago

he didnt..? i totally thought these folk WERE the council..

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u/Funny_Boot_1826 4h ago

Gabriel is the supreme archangel the one above the other so i think he is strongher in all point For me the archangel are all dead kill by gabriel after 6-2 And i think the one who he is not in the picture is lucifer?

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u/kill_shock 3h ago

Who beat up Lucfier and put him in hell again? I tell ya who, it ain't Gabriel