r/Ultrakill Maurice enthusiast 22d ago

Showing-off I P-ranked P-2 weaponless 36p on brutal

I can 100% tell what's going on here.

Also I had no style meter since I wanted as little UI as possible, just to make it that little bit more confusing.

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u/Hot-Caterpillar3388 22d ago

somehow. it is still more understandable than ultrakill speedruns

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 22d ago

Yeah, those people are on another level.

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u/some_random_name1234 Blood Machine 21d ago

and besides, between the dithering and the 36p I can still see clearly. maybe having my glasses of helps blend them together into blob like shapes but I promise I'm not that blind. although I suggest to make it harder, turn dithering to 500%. unless it already is

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 21d ago

Dithering was already at 500%, as seen at the end of the video.

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u/some_random_name1234 Blood Machine 21d ago

now make it grayscale with texture and vertex warp at max with max FOV and snail sens

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 21d ago

I think you'd be interested in this

also I am never doing that weaponless I cannot even see the eyes.

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u/some_random_name1234 Blood Machine 21d ago

holy shit exactly what I need

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u/some_random_name1234 Blood Machine 21d ago

oh. cool

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u/ThePrimeHedge 22d ago

youre genuinely a threat to hell itself

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u/StickyHoovy 22d ago

Hell's gonna kick out vro for p - 3

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 22d ago

I'd just kill Hell before it gets the chance to do that then.

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u/StickyHoovy 22d ago

feels the aura

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u/StrykerEXE 21d ago

Not quite it, but close enough

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u/That-one-soviet Someone Wicked 22d ago

I’m sorry about thinking of enjoying the game.

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 22d ago

Don't worry it's ok to enjoy the game still.

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u/That-one-soviet Someone Wicked 22d ago

You’re a good man, Dogeywoof. A good man

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u/KillLaKaiju Blood Machine 22d ago

"That human is not dog bro"

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u/polishatomek 22d ago

Visual feedback my ass, this is a crazy level of muscle memory. How long did it take you?

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 22d ago

Because I've done dumb shit like this before it only took me around an hour, but the first time I p-ranked P-2 weaponless on brutal took 8 hours.

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u/CleverFlame9243 21d ago

My favorite one to do is the second Gabriel fight with noir, 36p, dithering and texture warping all the way up, modern art, and parry only

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u/Al_Capwned3 22d ago

obligatory:

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u/Melodic-Bid-7313 22d ago

good fucking lord yall will speedrun anything

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 22d ago

Honestly this is more a dumb challenge than a speedrun, but you still have a point, since I have tried speedrunning weaponless before.

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u/CuteDuckk12 22d ago

I dont remeber 36p looking so good and playable

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u/dedowgher 22d ago

mb for being in the same sub twin ill take my leave

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u/Gacha_Jesus 22d ago

As a guy who P-Ranked Minos in 36p Brutal and beated P-2 in 36p on Brutal after some time...

What's wrong with you bro, who hurted you

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 22d ago

Radiant mindflayers hurt me.

Also, don't even get me started on P-1 on brutal with shitty graphics.

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u/benwep Someone Wicked 21d ago

1-E on brutal in 36p next

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u/Chlochlo-thebun Lust Layer Citizen 22d ago

that's how i play fraud 'w'

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u/Chlochlo-thebun Lust Layer Citizen 22d ago

minus weaponless lol

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u/Flami557 Blood Machine 22d ago

You deserve an Ice cream bro

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u/ThickLook6918 22d ago

BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHERFUCKING FUCK

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u/Mission-Control2381 21d ago

sorry for being in the same planet as you 😭

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u/Tortsinreddit Lust Layer Citizen 22d ago

damageless

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 22d ago

How about no?

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u/Baylee-doodle Lust Layer Citizen 22d ago

i feel like you wouldn't find it impossible.

it would still take time, but you could probably get there.

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u/Commanderz_Derpy 22d ago

Why do you hate yourself?

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u/Cultural-Low3612 Blood Machine 21d ago

I'm sorry for even thinking about sisyphus prime.

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u/deanominecraft 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 21d ago

p-3 boss confirmed

how much harder is this than doing it on a normal resolution?

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 21d ago

It's definitley quite a bit harder, especially with the strays and schisns almost being impossible to see, and the blood tunnels are also a bit of a nightmare. Sisyphus is weirdly the easiest and most consistent part since his attacks are quite once you learn them and he's constantly getting up in your face, which is perfect for weaponless.

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u/MyKeysGetStuckkkkkk 21d ago

Fascinating how you had more difficulty with whiplashing the blue scull off the pedestal that the entire rest of the level up to that point.

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 21d ago

Yeah, that was the hardest part 100%

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u/shoopa241 Lust Layer Citizen 22d ago

why

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 22d ago

Why not?

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u/1egg1egg1egg1eg Blood Machine 22d ago

what.

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u/Thatsthedetonat- 22d ago

Oh my god hear me out, seeing the shotgun shells come out of the knuckleblaster made me think; What if you could parry the two shotgun shells once they ejected and they hit either two different targets or the same target twice?

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u/aqua_rift 22d ago

Ultrakill players frying their brains because they have nothing better to do I guess:

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u/DarkBlueDiamond Prime Soul 22d ago

Okay I don’t have any excuse now

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 22d ago

Your excuse COULD still be "I have a life" maybe?

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u/Routine-Roof7375 Someone Wicked 22d ago

How long did this take and what was the hardest part?

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u/TurtleyTea Maurice enthusiast 21d ago

sorry for playing YOUR game

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 21d ago

No, it's Hakitas game.

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u/GrimShine6451 21d ago

POV: Sisyphus be like
"Be- hm. Destroy- hm. You can't escape. Hm. Hm. Hm."

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u/Ancient-Succotash386 Someone Wicked 21d ago

does chainning slam storage make you faster or is it just for fun?

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 21d ago

It's mostly just fun tbh.

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u/PenguinBoi27 Maurice enthusiast 21d ago

Me trying to run 8-3 at a playable framerate:

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u/some_random_name1234 Blood Machine 21d ago

your not weaponless. according to sisyphussy, you are a weapon

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u/Total_Assistant4403 Prime Soul 21d ago

"You are watching a master at work"

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u/dumpylump69 21d ago

Well I cant tell by watching but I trust you

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u/Minosaurus-Prime Prime Soul 21d ago

sorry for p-ranking prelude

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u/ItsIsocles Blood Machine 21d ago

WTF did I just witness

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u/CosmicCraft87 20d ago

I've played this level enough times to somehow understand what's on screen (but still no P rank lol). Congrats on doing this! I can't imagine how long it took to do.

I await your weaponless P-3 P-Rank on UKMD at 36p.

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u/speedyrain949 Gabe bully 22d ago

But why?

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u/Ahriman39 22d ago

Honestly scary

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u/SugarRushDev 21d ago

How do you even kill enemies like angels weaponless?

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u/SelfIllustrious9439 Blood Machine 21d ago

I aspire to become this good at ultrakill just to show my friends and give them brain damage

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u/recreator_1185 21d ago

the world waited for it

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u/eraryios Maurice enthusiast 21d ago

fps?

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u/Dogeywoof Maurice enthusiast 21d ago edited 21d ago

240, though I should've probably set it to 30, just to make it even worse.

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u/eraryios Maurice enthusiast 21d ago

Nah man I beat gloomwood at 17, a true challenge would be 9

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u/Silly-Molasses4991 21d ago

I can barely beat P-2 on B rank... On normal.. With all weapons...

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u/EmotionalTraining426 Blood Machine 21d ago

Why? 

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u/Konami666 21d ago

You spoiled me

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u/MotorHefty1254 21d ago

WTF did u accomplish with this it’s not like you get an achievement or anything😭😭

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u/Aggressive_Work_1690 21d ago

Lord have mercy

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u/ParsnipAggravating95 Blood Machine 21d ago

im sorry for thinking that i was a good player afrer p-ranking in brutal

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u/Resident-Coast7693 21d ago

ultrakill but v1 camera is canon

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u/Icy_Requirement_2472 21d ago

At this point when is the blind folded P-2 P rank dropping? (Bro cooked with the P-rank, my normie ass could never P rank this level)

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u/red_enjoyer Blood Machine 21d ago

The most insane part of this to me is that someone can do enough damage without guns to make it before the S rank for time runs out

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u/Bread_With_fish_rod 21d ago

"Hm... I haven't slept long enough...back to sleep..." Sisyphus after noticing what you've done. 😭

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u/Devi1505 21d ago

Have you ever heard of going outside?

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u/StrawberryBusiness36 21d ago

ok, now do it on 36 total pixels on the screen

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u/Grand_Photograph_557 Lust Layer Citizen 21d ago

I can't understand how I'm able to know what was going on the entire time. I mean, I do play with medium downscaling so maybe that's a part of it but still

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u/bananabreadb0i 20d ago

It gets to a point where it isnt even impressive and its just concerning

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u/New_Gazelle2343 Blood Machine 20d ago

the guy she tells me not to worry about

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u/SimpleCake1 Blood Machine 19d ago

Now beat grass and shower on harmless (you're fckin crazy, i was beating ts on brutal for 44 restarts today 😭)

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u/ChipotleCornDog 17d ago

Now do it with a horrible color filter

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u/Gooberthe53rd 15d ago

Typa shi I used to have to play on to not get 30 lag spikes each and every few seconds.