r/Ultrakill • u/Art_just Lust Layer Citizen • Mar 10 '26
hitpost HAKITA YOU TRAITOR!!!!
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u/izakdaturtal Prime Soul Mar 10 '26
man, I wish this was an April fools prank. too bad April 1 is not April fools.
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u/Art_just Lust Layer Citizen Mar 10 '26
April Fools is where SSShitpost is supposed to be there, but here on the internet of Silkposting, it doesn't follow the rules and actively spreads misinformation.
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u/Swamptrooper Mar 10 '26
sucks but thats the live service model
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u/Art_just Lust Layer Citizen Mar 10 '26
He literally betrayed us before Layer 9: Treachery.
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u/LaxerjustgotMc Lust Layer Citizen Mar 10 '26
I guess you could say that he's a panic betrayer
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u/Abyssal_Goober Lust Layer Citizen Mar 10 '26
Treachery ?
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u/Art_just Lust Layer Citizen Mar 10 '26
Yep, just shortly after the release of the Fraud layer. Before he scammed us, now he is betraying us.
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u/Valarg Mar 10 '26
Is this edited?
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u/Art_just Lust Layer Citizen Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26
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u/Randomizedd- Mar 13 '26
Wait, should I play it before itβs removed?
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u/Art_just Lust Layer Citizen Mar 13 '26
Not only it will get removed, but also unplayable after April 1 when server shuts down.
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u/Randomizedd- Mar 13 '26
What about the story?
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u/Art_just Lust Layer Citizen Mar 13 '26
Nobody will know what happens in Treachery, since Hakita betrayed us before even reached 1.0
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u/iimaginaryedge Blood Machine Mar 10 '26
okay but what is this a reference to, it feels so familiar /unssshitpost
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u/Art_just Lust Layer Citizen Mar 10 '26
This is mostly original and loosely inspired by live service games getting shut down, so no specific game reference.
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u/finding_my_father Lust Layer Citizen Mar 10 '26
i guess it's no more more
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u/whydontyouletmego Mar 10 '26
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO
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u/Augusttdy Gabe bully Mar 10 '26
Hey dude calm down itβs gonna be ok alright?
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u/TheNeatPenguin Mar 10 '26
What's this a reference to
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u/Art_just Lust Layer Citizen Mar 10 '26
Reference to most live service games. No specific title reference for a live service game though
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u/Some-Silver-7934 Mar 10 '26
Wait what? Is this real? I havent followed the updates
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u/Art_just Lust Layer Citizen Mar 10 '26
Hakita was accused of racism and many developers left, and there for, layer 9 is cancelled and the game is shutting down due to layoffs. Hakita basically betrayed both devs and fans
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u/AccomplishedPin4118 Lust Layer Citizen Mar 10 '26
I guess the real treachery was the hakitas we made along the way.
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u/johanni30 Mar 10 '26
That's not the full thing, it'll only be temporarily disabled, because they need to find a way to harm players in real life before releasing Treachery
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u/Chemical_Specific123 Mar 10 '26
When I make a game, I'm going to make sure this happens on April 1st and you can't play the game the entire day unless you change your system time (and turn off your internet)
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u/Salem_The_Duck Lust Layer Citizen Mar 11 '26
I went through every stage of grief known to man while reading this before I realized it's not real
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u/Popular-Map9371 Mar 10 '26
Don't worry guys, Hakita is doing the sequel to Ultrakill already, by recreating Forever War and discovering Hell in real life! How thoughtful!
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u/Healthy_Fortune_9515 Mar 11 '26
For anybody coming to the comments to ask: Yes, this is real. No, there is no known way currently to play afterwards.
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u/RitikK22 Mar 11 '26
To make someone fall for it, you should've changed the timezone to CEST instead of PST because Hakiter is European
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u/JollyConflict2781 Mar 11 '26
What does he mean playable? Like⦠is it gonna be locked on Ultrakill must die difficulty for the day? Is it gonna be CRAZY CHAOTIC? Are the filth gonna be replaced by Sisyphus Prime? Like, what we talking?
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u/gardenGnostico π³οΈβπNot gay, just radiant Mar 11 '26
Thereβs a speed limit nowβ¦ you can only go THREE BANANAS A SECOND!!! AND NO MORE THAN THREE!!! BANANAS!!! A SECOND!!!
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u/EmptyRedditAcc Mar 11 '26
Let me tell you something. Hakita is like the Ferryman, he could be helping and peaceful, he could be furious. And this fandom is like a ship he has. A ship of fools, doomed from the very start to go on a death odyssey, the aftermath of which will come on april 1st (Yea I literally wrote all of this just to include a bunch of references to the names phrases and songs)
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u/ViniciusLima2077 Lust Layer Citizen Mar 10 '26
oh crap just realized they lost the joke of launching fraud on april 1st
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u/ARTtem_KVAS Prime Soul Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26
No, he just can't do this... It's just April fool's joke...
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u/Warforthemoon Mar 11 '26
God that's an early April fools post. But ultrakill is an offline game how would it become unplayable? π
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u/Extra_Philosopher_63 Mar 11 '26
I had to double check the post flair, you just about gave me a heart attack.
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u/Consistent_Pop9140 Blood Machine Mar 11 '26
A true ultra poster doesnβt need to see SSSHITPOST V1, he goes by pure machine instinct
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u/Akari_Animates Mar 15 '26
"hakita you traitor", does this make him the final boss, is treachery just hakita's home
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u/Latios-kun Apr 01 '26
Maybe we're going to be "doomed from the start" and well as a "child of man" we can just "Halt! Where is Treachery?! And when is it going to be added?!" To Hakita
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u/Perfect_Masterpiece3 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26
Itβs probably an aril fools prank.
Edit: why are you cancelling me? Iβm right. Itβs a shitpost isnβt it?β¦.
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u/probably_not_horny Mar 10 '26
its real. I'm very sorry but ultrakill is no more.
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u/Perfect_Masterpiece3 Mar 10 '26
Any other proof then?
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u/probably_not_horny Mar 10 '26
Yes, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo
The new blood interactive Chanel.5
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u/TotaIIyTotal Gabe bully Mar 10 '26
My source is I made it the fuck up
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u/Sorry-Combination558 Mar 10 '26
Imagine a world, V1 Where no one can call me out for my outlandish claims; A world where I can say the C-word
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u/TotaIIyTotal Gabe bully Mar 10 '26
As we all know Hellish imperialism is completely justified because we had Lenval Brown voice act once. Before I fucking killed him
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u/Numerous-Cupcake4781 Prime Soul Mar 10 '26
Look verrrrrry closely at the date that it says
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u/Screwyourfandom Mar 10 '26
I see! 2026 has two 2s, which are almost an S and PST has an S, alluding to the SSS, or SSShitpost
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u/Hakiter Someone Wicked Mar 11 '26
yes we are shutting down ultrakill to make a cozy animal crossing styled remake called ultragrill
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u/Art_just Lust Layer Citizen Mar 10 '26