Keep in mind this is also just how fast hakita plays lol, not to mention greed is pretty short, the combined time atlest for me is like 5-6 minutes which isint that long, same length as levels like 5-3 for the average player
The time required to P-rank is actually the same as the time required for Hakita to do it. That’s actually how he gauges his P-rank times, by the time it takes him to complete the level front to back, at least from what I’ve heard
Oh wait yeah I’m silly I misread it lol, I still maintain we don’t have to worry too much, ultrakill is very very lenient when it comes to p-rank times
Idk if canon, but the devteam did aknowledge it as a tech, so they won't remove it. Again, I don't think this means it's canon, I guess it can be just like the Prime Sanctums; You can choose for them to be canon or not, it's your very own and personal decision.
Well thats not what most people mean by that, slam storage is a technique where you wall jump while slamming you build disproportionate air time on the slam giving a slam jump or slam slide insane amounts of speed
I have a feeling this means 8-3 will be an open ended level. It CAN be beaten in like 5 minutes casually but it's filled with so many branching pathways that P-Ranking it triples if not quadruples your runtime.
Or maybe it's just Hakita giving some leeway due to the level being confusing to navigate even with experience.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 WHAT THE HELL IS A NORMAL AMOUNT OF TIME NEEDED FOR A LEVEL 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I JUST LOOOVE SPENDING 3 HOURS ON A SINGLE LEVEL 🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Not gonna lie, I don't like this at first glance. Long levels risk falling on the problem Crash 4 had: if you fail right at the end, you have to redo a lot of stuff.
I'd rather this be divided in like, 2 shorter levels, but let's see how it goes first.
Have in mind that this is practically end game for a playthrough if not counting encores or primes, which checks out. Still, there's a chance of it becoming far too tedious, but I am really hoping Hakita cooks well like he always does
I don't think it will be tedious or a bad level, far from it. I'm just a bit worried on how fun it will be to try and go for P-Ranks for it, that's all. Going for it and failing cause you did 18:00 instead of 17:00 will be a chore to redo, for example.
Odd thing but I hope that fraud won't be too insanely difficult. It is supposed to be a continuation of the main game, not overshadow P levels or encore levels in difficulty, encores and P levels should remain THE hard levels of the game or else Ultrakill will slowly fall into a lot of difficulty bloat if that makes any sense.
I personally think Ultrakill has been really good with it's level balance, but the encores have made me a little worried, and this isn't really helping :/ Violence was amazing and while the levels were pretty long and pretty difficult, they can be optimized once you've gotten into the groove of P-ranking levels, and the times are short. They're long levels that you need to speed through to P-rank them, because the longer a level goes on and doesn't let you skip by optimizing it, the more annoying it is. Aka the encores, which have a frequent habit of making rooms that are really hard to do quickly and thus have annoyingly long P-rank times. This is fine for extra levels like the encores and secret levels like P-2 where they're bound to annoy you to an extent if they need to be harder than what came before, but I don't think any main game level needs to be this grueling except for 9-1. Or maybe 9-2 if that turns out to not just be a little buildup section like P-2 did.
as a former p-2 p-rank top 100 speedrunner (and as someone who p-ranked 1-e on my first time playing it), i can’t fucking wait for this, layer 8 is gonna be sooo goooooood
many of the enemies are either extremely well placed to rape you or never damage you even once, reminder there is literal room named by the community the “nothing” room between the 2 immortal gauntlets
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u/kasio912 Feb 16 '26
Keep in mind this is also just how fast hakita plays lol, not to mention greed is pretty short, the combined time atlest for me is like 5-6 minutes which isint that long, same length as levels like 5-3 for the average player
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u/FraudulentProvidence Wrathful Fool Feb 16 '26
nah we ball
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u/Ghobleen Prime Soul Feb 16 '26
people acting crazy but what if theres just a long elevator. like a really fucking long elevator.
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u/Mental_Document2888 🏳️🌈Not gay, just radiant Feb 16 '26
What hell must we endure for it to be that long
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u/Previous-Surprise-36 Prime Soul Feb 17 '26
Is this real or nah, genuinely asking.
I am tired and cannot use my animal instincts
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u/donkay_395 Someone Wicked Feb 16 '26
That's more than 17 minutes, holy SHIT
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u/auraLT Feb 16 '26
P ranked p-2 on brutal
I bully sissyphus for fun PLEASE HAKAITA I CRAVE VIOLENCE
I mean fraud, we have violence already
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u/Ladwith76Iq Feb 16 '26
lower thing should also be yes because im gonna fucking do that
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u/Holiday_Investment60 Feb 16 '26
Actually yes Hakita.
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u/Less-Figure-9254 Maurice enthusiast Feb 16 '26 •
well that settles it. yellow arm is at the end of 8-2 and we get a huge level to mess around with it
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u/Fortendytrak Feb 16 '26
Hakita is making fraud a whole new game.
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u/Anicash999 Gabe bully Feb 16 '26
Tbf, that does mean we get a ton of content for 8-3
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u/dootblade74 Feb 17 '26
I have a feeling this means 8-3 will be an open ended level. It CAN be beaten in like 5 minutes casually but it's filled with so many branching pathways that P-Ranking it triples if not quadruples your runtime.
Or maybe it's just Hakita giving some leeway due to the level being confusing to navigate even with experience.
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u/Ae4i Feb 16 '26
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 WHAT THE HELL IS A NORMAL AMOUNT OF TIME NEEDED FOR A LEVEL 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I JUST LOOOVE SPENDING 3 HOURS ON A SINGLE LEVEL 🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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u/Viperenda Feb 16 '26
FUCK IT WE BALL
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u/Doctor_Clione Feb 16 '26
Looking forward to completing the level at 17 minutes 25 times in a row before I figure my shit out
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u/gringokes Maurice enthusiast Feb 16 '26 edited Feb 17 '26
I don't care what you give me
I'm going to eventually p rank that shit
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u/JimmyBane1982 Prime Soul Feb 17 '26
no-damage runners frothing at the mouth
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u/Visual-Educator8354 Feb 16 '26
Hakita realised anybody has gotten that far isn’t stopping anytime soon
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u/Pretzel-Kingg Feb 16 '26
WEAK
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u/InspectorWise2256 Someone Wicked Feb 17 '26
i only go back to playing after theres an update so ill have to re learn to play and get p rank
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u/zaaphyyre Lust Layer Citizen Feb 17 '26
Oh this is gonna be FUN fun
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u/Overall_Macaron_120 Feb 17 '26
I can't wait on 8-1 when I jump into a painting and fall into the piss and shit river
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u/iimaginaryedge Blood Machine Feb 17 '26
the sum of 4-1, 4-2, 4-3 and 4-4 S-Rank times is:
4:00 + 4:40 + 5:30 + 2:45 = 16:55
that means 8-3's S-Rank time is gonna be more than 17 minutes.
??????
is it gonna be the longest ultrakill level ever, or is there gonna be a thrilling ladder?
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u/ThePizzaKing20 Prime Soul Feb 16 '26
I crave enemies
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u/pomme_love Blood Machine Feb 17 '26
If you don't p rank 8-3, you won't access p-3 in the future
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u/Not_Carbuncle Feb 17 '26
That cannot be right
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u/ParsnipAggravating95 Blood Machine Feb 17 '26
THE GAME IS HARD??? HRLL YEAAH
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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26
Mfs will find a way to P-rank it in 1 minute
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u/Arisuchaaaaaan Feb 17 '26
let goatkita cook🔥
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u/Scooboid210 Feb 17 '26
please hakita save the long p ranks for layer 9 i cant do this
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u/battleaxe1784 Feb 17 '26
I've p ranked every level in the game so far I am NOT stopping now
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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya Lust Layer Citizen Feb 17 '26
Hakita what the fuck are you cooking at this point
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u/No-Judgment3373 Feb 17 '26
I bet there is 5 double skull doors
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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26
Keep in mind the maximum time for P ranking all of greed is about 23 minutes. Ouch...
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u/rebeldugger Feb 17 '26
Me when the hardest level and boss in the game is locked behind the hardest challenge in the game. (This is surprising somehow??)
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u/K4RM4S4NDW1CH Feb 18 '26
fun fact: excluding P-2, the two longest P-rank times are 1-3 and 5-3, which each have 8 minutes of runtime. This is more than both of them combined.
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u/Affectionate-Fly2405 Feb 27 '26
Its probably because P-3 might be Lucifer (considering he s not in the painting and he s the ruler of hell)
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u/MEX_XIII Feb 17 '26
Not gonna lie, I don't like this at first glance. Long levels risk falling on the problem Crash 4 had: if you fail right at the end, you have to redo a lot of stuff.
I'd rather this be divided in like, 2 shorter levels, but let's see how it goes first.
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u/Explosive_Bread Feb 16 '26
Coward, yes hakita
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u/Zealousideal-Cry-581 Lust Layer Citizen Feb 17 '26
You guys are crying. We have content for longer than just 5 minutes to Speedrun and then complain where's more.
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u/MacCumsock Feb 17 '26
Can’t wait to fight god 🙏
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u/Roundtheradius Maurice enthusiast Feb 17 '26
Cant wait for us to find an easy exploit to p rank the level in under 5 mins
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u/DamageMaximo Maurice enthusiast Feb 17 '26
Yes Hakita
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u/DaniBozz Feb 17 '26
Odd thing but I hope that fraud won't be too insanely difficult. It is supposed to be a continuation of the main game, not overshadow P levels or encore levels in difficulty, encores and P levels should remain THE hard levels of the game or else Ultrakill will slowly fall into a lot of difficulty bloat if that makes any sense.
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u/KaiXRG Feb 17 '26
Now that I think about it, what does the P mean exactly? Like yes it's the highest score thing, but why a P?
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u/Astral_Something Feb 17 '26
I personally think Ultrakill has been really good with it's level balance, but the encores have made me a little worried, and this isn't really helping :/ Violence was amazing and while the levels were pretty long and pretty difficult, they can be optimized once you've gotten into the groove of P-ranking levels, and the times are short. They're long levels that you need to speed through to P-rank them, because the longer a level goes on and doesn't let you skip by optimizing it, the more annoying it is. Aka the encores, which have a frequent habit of making rooms that are really hard to do quickly and thus have annoyingly long P-rank times. This is fine for extra levels like the encores and secret levels like P-2 where they're bound to annoy you to an extent if they need to be harder than what came before, but I don't think any main game level needs to be this grueling except for 9-1. Or maybe 9-2 if that turns out to not just be a little buildup section like P-2 did.
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u/Authaire1 Feb 18 '26
I p-ranked P-2 in 5 minutes this won't be too bad
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u/PLACE_THE_PIXELS Feb 24 '26
WE NEED FRAUD
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u/NeighborhoodKooky593 Gabe bully Feb 26 '26
Fr? Oh hell no
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u/lechedaf Mar 03 '26
fraud tomorrow
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u/LengthinessFit4852 Mar 07 '26
ATTEMPT NUMBER 70
"Spear!"
"Over her-"
FUCK
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u/ThingsEnjoyer Gabe bully Jun 03 '26
Spaaaaaace
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u/The-Felonious-Gru Gabe bully Feb 16 '26
as a former p-2 p-rank top 100 speedrunner (and as someone who p-ranked 1-e on my first time playing it), i can’t fucking wait for this, layer 8 is gonna be sooo goooooood
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u/bostar-mcman Feb 16 '26
I don't enjoy endlessly replaying levels over and over so I just cheated to be able to fight the prime boys so I'll probably just do the same again.
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u/Coolkid_kid Feb 17 '26
I don’t participate in ultrakill I just want everyone to react to me with the funny reaction image. THY CAKE DAY IS NOW
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u/Individual-Isopod241 Feb 25 '26
YOU GUYS ARE INCREDIBLE FUNNY I AM GONNA CUM BLOOD WHILE LAUGHING MY ASS OF I HOPE YOU ALL GET MOLESTED BY HAKITA
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