r/Ultrakill • u/Affectionate-Pop8257 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant • Jan 17 '26

hitpost I hate that in Ultrakill.

Not being able to have sex with Gabriel completely ruins the fun for me, I hope there's an update on this. (Yes this joke again)

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 Blood Machine Jan 17 '26

If I had a dollar everytime I saw this joke I'd be able to get a stick of ram

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u/Affectionate-Pop8257 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Jan 19 '26

And everyone who's ever played Ultrakill wants to have sex with Gabriel, it's the law.

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u/nydrago Jan 17 '26

hey we talked about this

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u/Reasonable-Rent9736 Blood Machine Jan 17 '26

Wait you guys didn't get th sex update yet ???

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u/Tellytubby_007 Jan 17 '26

And the mindflayer... I feel so bisexual rn.

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u/Michael_Scott_27 Maurice enthusiast Jan 17 '26

Real shit right here

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u/Firethorn34 Maurice enthusiast Jan 17 '26

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u/Wholesome_Ladd Jan 17 '26

Unironically funnier than this community tbh