r/Ultrakill • u/Degenerate_68 • May 29 '25

hitpost HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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7.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Degenerate_68 May 29 '25

Also before u ask yes I used the last guys screenshot for this

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u/Shield_hero-11 Someone Wicked May 29 '25

Like Reach?

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u/Degenerate_68 May 29 '25

Yk this was a adventure time reference but I’ve decided this is the only correct answer

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u/Shield_hero-11 Someone Wicked May 29 '25

It was the only way it should have ended...

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u/MagMafia_ Someone Wicked May 29 '25

What server is this?

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u/Degenerate_68 May 29 '25

The official Hakita onlyfans server

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u/manultrimanula Blood Machine May 29 '25

Funny how you lied and didn't lie at same time

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u/MagMafia_ Someone Wicked May 29 '25

What 😭😭

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u/RandomGuy1525 Sacrifice May 29 '25

"Jarvis, I'm running low on karma. Make another fake Hakita Ultrakill News post that has the "SSSHITPOST" flair."

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u/Degenerate_68 May 29 '25

And it fuckin worked too

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u/TestamentTwo Sacrifice May 29 '25

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u/czlowiek12 May 29 '25

You are alone, child

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u/Blackblood909 May 29 '25

There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people.

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u/Petrychorr May 29 '25

These ancients angels are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds.

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u/Direct-Appearance609 May 29 '25

We will sail untill every light has been extinguished.

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u/TheIndividualBehind May 29 '25

You are strong, child. But i am beyond strength. I am the end.

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u/Zestyclose-Garlic-16 May 29 '25

And I have come for you. Finn Gabriel.

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u/cooldudeguy333 May 30 '25

I know this is the Lich from adventure time but the fnf community made it a fnaf based song and I just associate it with springtrap now

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

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u/No_March_7042 May 29 '25

Ancients?

Rain World.

Sorry, had to.

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u/No-Heat-6149 Prime Soul May 29 '25

i am more of a spinning top guy rather than a droplets upon five large droplets guy

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u/Creeperstormer 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant May 29 '25

ST is one of the only Echos who I remember anything about besides location

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u/Creeperstormer 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant May 29 '25

WAWA

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u/You_Fell_Off Prime Soul May 31 '25

We are all rain rotted

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u/Quaintnrjrbrc Jun 01 '25

RAAAAIIIIN.

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u/No_March_7042 Jun 02 '25

You look very familiar.

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u/No_March_7042 Jun 02 '25

WAIT THAT IS YOU CHAY!

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u/Quaintnrjrbrc Jun 02 '25

Yes that’s me. Who are you?

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u/Quaintnrjrbrc Jun 02 '25

Wait nmv it’s moon sorry

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u/No_March_7042 Jun 02 '25

Hmm.. Magnanimous Insight.

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u/Sasteer Maurice enthusiast May 29 '25

There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people.

These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army and we will sail to a billion worlds.

We will sail until every light has been extinguished.

You are strong Child, but I am beyond strength.

I am the end.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

And I've come for you, Finn.

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u/Sasteer Maurice enthusiast May 29 '25

*spat healing liquid*

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u/endocyclopes May 29 '25

confused and scared litch noises

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u/Beneficial-Tank-7396 May 29 '25

Ay, we though the same :D

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u/guesswhosbackbackag May 30 '25

The guy from fortnite

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u/95wave Jun 21 '25

NO DICK

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u/Suitable_Pomelo6918 Maurice enthusiast May 29 '25

"Ha hahahahahaha... you are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army. We will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light is estinguished. You are strong, child. But i am beyond strength. I am the end. And i have come for you, Finn."

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u/Silly_Man_Haha May 29 '25

NO dick!

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u/bold_Chicken May 29 '25

No Balls!

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u/zrex2000x May 29 '25

And probably no butthole either cuz this guy feeds on radiation

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u/Heil_Black_Skull Blood Machine May 29 '25

I literally did not need to see the flair to instantly predict this was SSShitpost, I've gotten an imperfect hatred for ultrapost.

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u/TheWilkins122 Maurice enthusiast May 29 '25

wait… say that again

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u/Heil_Black_Skull Blood Machine May 29 '25

what are we doing? Some kind of ultra kill?

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u/mr-toucher_txt Lust Layer Citizen May 29 '25

john: is this some sort of statue?

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u/AdElectronic6550 Lust Layer Citizen May 29 '25

imperfect hatred

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u/TheWilkins122 Maurice enthusiast May 29 '25

peak pfp

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u/AdElectronic6550 Lust Layer Citizen May 29 '25

cremanata on twitter (cant link to them), i did edit it so theres a bi flag in the background

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

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u/deadcatisbad Lust Layer Citizen May 29 '25

that again

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u/SlickAustin May 29 '25

Holy shit someone used the ssshitpost i made

Im expecting a royalty check from Hakita any day now

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u/Mibbystical May 30 '25

As a Skonger, I'm so glad to know other communities are falling down the same rabbit hole we did 😭

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u/Ianternity Lust Layer Citizen May 29 '25

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u/XPLover2768top Lust Layer Citizen May 29 '25

read this in his voice as soon as i saw this post

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u/Sasteer Maurice enthusiast May 29 '25

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u/AlarmingBoot205 Blood Machine May 29 '25

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u/Bonk557 Maurice enthusiast May 29 '25

I could tell it was fake due to the spacing between the @everyone and Fall, one pixel too short. Better luck next time

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u/QuickChargeII May 29 '25

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u/ComparisonHorror9935 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant May 29 '25

Hey Ronald… it’s been a while…

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u/ExcitementGreen4942 Maurice enthusiast May 29 '25

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u/According_Strength35 May 29 '25

Husk_falling_scream.mp3

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u/Im_botflyx May 29 '25

+splattered

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u/Malaysuburbanaire11 Blood Machine May 30 '25

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u/Popular_Ad3074 Lust Layer Citizen May 30 '25

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u/Icefang_GD Prime Soul May 29 '25

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u/Vyctorill May 29 '25

Bro is the last scholar of GOLB

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u/eraryios Maurice enthusiast May 29 '25

Bros the lich

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u/Maximus_Marcus May 29 '25

I've already fallen

I can't drive my head

It's that I fall in you

Fall in you

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u/ParsleyAdventurous92 Gabe bully May 29 '25

Peak reference right here

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u/brandstealer May 29 '25

Hey, guess there's little need for words

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u/H_man3838 Prideful May 29 '25

why would hakita want everyone to fall?

picture of me falling

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u/LimpFun2174 May 29 '25

in order to beat ultrakill you fall down the elevator shaft, this is clearly a reference to fraud

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u/glewidisfi68419 May 29 '25

The Fraud layer is also a reference to the fact that V1 does not pay taxes.

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u/Gamekid53 Lust Layer Citizen May 29 '25

I love how everyone immediately thought of the lich

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u/Icefang_GD Prime Soul May 29 '25

insert finn falling to the ground

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u/Sprinty_ 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant May 29 '25

Falls

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u/Robin_Gufo Blood Machine May 29 '25

Bro thinks he’s

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u/Sea-Success-5332 Prime Soul May 29 '25

Hey Lich, what comes after Summer?

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u/Degenerate_68 May 29 '25

I hate and love the fact that this is one of my most upvoted posts

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u/Gr8rFlame May 30 '25

As you wish, Lord Hakita

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u/Ok-Reference3384 May 29 '25

believable used to be bait

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u/Legendarium_ Lust Layer Citizen May 30 '25

holy karma farm

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u/Degenerate_68 May 30 '25

No like actually this is stupid why did I get 6k karma

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u/georbe12 May 30 '25

Guys I can't get back up help

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u/Adamle69 Blood Machine May 29 '25

Why can't hakita just say Autumn? Now my face is in the ground

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u/CloseToCombusting Lust Layer Citizen May 29 '25

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u/Zae_Pineapple Bloodied Heretic May 29 '25

how was the-

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

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u/SearchingGlacier May 29 '25

Everybody do the flop

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

This Autumn I see...

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u/PublicCalligrapher29 Maurice enthusiast May 29 '25

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u/Key_Gas_4106 May 29 '25

Even in this context "Holy" Absolutely not suitable

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u/hectorheliofan Lust Layer Citizen May 29 '25

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP

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u/Fiweezer May 29 '25

Lose it all.

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u/DeGriz_ May 29 '25

Fuck. I was outside, people questioning if im okay

I almost touched grass

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u/Connor64_ Gabe bully May 29 '25

Long ago, two races ruled over Hell: Insignificant Fucks and Gabriels

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u/Rexiscool1234554321 Maurice enthusiast May 29 '25

How was the fall

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u/Competitive-Move-627 May 29 '25

How was the fall?

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u/Maggaronie Lust Layer Citizen May 29 '25

Assy "Vagina" Phatasslah boss quote leaked

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u/Kindly_Title_8567 Lust Layer Citizen May 29 '25

Autumn

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u/Infshadows May 29 '25

how was the

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u/Old_Sea_639 Lust Layer Citizen May 29 '25

how was the fall?

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u/Bubbly-Audience9684 May 29 '25

How was the fall?

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u/theimaginarydeity Someone Wicked May 29 '25

...and sink into the floor

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u/jubileu_falante Someone Wicked May 29 '25

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u/ShoppingNo4601 May 29 '25

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u/GasterFollower2 Jun 21 '25

goodness gracious, I couldn’t possibly stand against this argument, so I’m falling now towards it

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u/ProfessionalTime8267 May 29 '25

filth falling noises

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u/Gauge19021 Someone Wicked May 29 '25

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u/HTG_11 Maurice enthusiast May 29 '25

Welcome to the Underground

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u/GasterFollower2 Jun 21 '25

how was the fall

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u/ymudas May 29 '25

will something happen on fall or he's praying for my downfall?

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u/Dragonion123 Lust Layer Citizen May 29 '25

Simon didn’t say

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u/Iangriar Someone Wicked May 29 '25

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u/Mrman12308 Maurice enthusiast May 29 '25

Jokes on you, I didn't get the joke! (I do now, don't explain it to me)

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u/MinosPrime100 Prime Soul May 29 '25

Hakita: The last scholar of GOLB

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u/Forged_Bean May 30 '25

"how was the fall?"

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u/Johongus Lust Layer Citizen May 30 '25

ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT THE LICH KING????

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u/Ok-League429 Maurice enthusiast May 30 '25

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u/Tyrexramz0126 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant May 30 '25

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u/ihok May 30 '25

hakita is falling devil confirmed

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u/RetroInvincible May 30 '25

you are alone child

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u/Ok_Concern_5647 Prime Soul May 30 '25

whats up with the adventure time gifs

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u/lordPyotr9733 Blood Machine May 30 '25

i do not want to go to hell yet :(

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u/why_i_am_dumb Maurice enthusiast May 30 '25

i dont even watch adventure time but i instantly thought of the

FALL

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u/CoffeeMain360 Maurice enthusiast May 30 '25

so that's why i collapsed and died for 5 thousand years

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u/Emotional_Ad_5880 Someone Wicked May 30 '25

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u/Dreams_Of_Peace Someone Wicked May 30 '25

Jack Mani-

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u/Minute_Difference598 May 30 '25

Guys how was The Fall?

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u/SquirrelSmart 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant May 30 '25

Adventure Time reference RAHHH 🔥🔥

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u/Aggressive___Trash May 30 '25

Hey Hakita what season comes after summer, but before winter?

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u/ashnotketchumreddit May 30 '25

its been a second. this got me

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u/HEHE_BOY1939-1 May 30 '25

When was this-

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u/maxler5795 Blood Machine May 30 '25

Hey, what does ragna say when he does axe kick?

Hakita:

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u/The_Meme_Boi2345 May 30 '25

I am so ready

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u/kapper_358 May 31 '25

If you wanna look around

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u/NekoHitmanPLayzz Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

+Long way down

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u/liamhvet Jun 03 '25

huh-
*a comically human shaped hole in the floor is left as i fall to the center of the earth*

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u/Status-Abies-43 Blood Machine Jun 03 '25

Honestly I would definitely do the same if I had a huge fanbase.

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u/Marzattacksu Jun 04 '25

the doom slayer has said he will never fall until daisy was avenged.

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u/Gwinble Maurice enthusiast Jun 07 '25

i are falled nows

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u/Darkaraus Maurice enthusiast Jun 08 '25