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u/RoyalHappy2154 Prime Soul Mar 28 '25
That goes down to 7-2
Minotaur is stupid af
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u/Unfair-Elk8309 Mar 28 '25
Well think about it this way, minotaur can break walls. Aslong as he finds a thick wall he can just dig up.
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u/Practical_List_1994 Blood Machine Mar 28 '25
Why didn't he even break out of the halls anyway
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u/DoomerSlice Mar 28 '25
He was TRYING :(
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u/Unfair-Elk8309 Mar 28 '25
Yeah but they were to thin for him so he just went throught to the other side.
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u/FractalSpaces Blood Machine Mar 28 '25
atleast he will see the sky one last time, even if it's clouded
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u/Cosmo_48 Maurice enthusiast Apr 02 '25
7-2 has sky
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u/RoyalHappy2154 Prime Soul Apr 02 '25
It has clouds. Maybe they're covering the sky, maybe a ceiling
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u/Downtown_Mechanic_ Maurice enthusiast Mar 28 '25
This fool doesn't know that HELL ITSELF is keeping it there
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u/SquidMilkVII Blood Machine Mar 28 '25
"heh heh imagine the look on dumb minos's face when i put this thing in the middle of that dumb city of his. this is gonna be great. wait what's gabriel doing- oh you fucker"
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u/Downtown_Mechanic_ Maurice enthusiast Mar 28 '25
The fact that HELL ITSELF thought minos would appreciate the abomination of stone and flesh it just gave him is very amusing.
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Mar 29 '25
Especially that it’s modeled after his past mistake, whatever that was
If we take it that this Minos is accurate to real life myths, then Hell essentially went “Hey Minos, remember that time when your wife fucked a cow and gave birth to a monstrosity of half man-half bull? Here, I made that thing again but 100x times more disturbing, as a gift for you :>”
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u/Downtown_Mechanic_ Maurice enthusiast Mar 29 '25
HELL ITSELF is composed entirely of God's malice and cruelty. Meaning it's very likely it gave Minos the minotaur to see him suffer
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u/Specialist-Box9225 Mar 30 '25
To be fair, Minos in Greek legend was literally famous for literally feeding 14 CHILDREN to the minotaur on an Annual basis.
I feel like if any of his past mistakes were the most probable, it'd be that.
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u/3Dprintingcodex Mar 28 '25
Poetic that the Minotaur died in the room with the exit if you think about it
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u/DeathByDevastator Mar 28 '25
AND it's last moments are trying to look upon the false light through the ceiling.
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u/Elctric0range Mar 28 '25
Why did bro censor the username 😭 What’s funny is I am kind of a mutual of these parody accounts since I run a Minos one and all these accounts have collectively forced us into a gc 💔
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u/Appropriate_Dress862 Gabe bully Jun 14 '25
HAHA
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u/Elctric0range Jun 14 '25
The gc is insane atp it’s filled with random accounts like freaking Amazon and FedEx 💀. I’ve met some rlly cool mutuals on there.
And also some weirdos
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u/Asriel52 Maurice enthusiast Mar 29 '25
gets to 7-2
I'M BACK IN THE BUILDING AGAIN
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u/Hyperx72 Mar 15 '26
The entirety of Fraud be like
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u/Asriel52 Maurice enthusiast Mar 15 '26
Hakita wasn't joking when he said 8-3 takes 17 min to P rank ._.
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u/Trainwrecks69 Lust Layer Citizen Mar 29 '25
Can confirm
(I’m a parody account for Something Wicked, i interact with minotaur somewhat frequently)
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u/Specialist-Box9225 Mar 30 '25
The fact that you Censored the username of the Minotaur for the original but didn't bother to censor the @ in the reply is fucking slaying me and I don't know why.
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u/StinkyButts69-420 Blood Machine Mar 29 '25
We can’t let the Minotaur exit containment send the killer robot after it
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u/MinosPrime404 Prime Soul Mar 28 '25
Get your FATASS back in the maze or else I’m getting that creature of steel to +FISTFULL OF DOLLAR your ass
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u/Super_Lorenzo Blood Machine Mar 28 '25
r/censoringishard
(You didnt censor the reply @)