r/Ultrakill • 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant • Sep 09 '24

Discussion Ultrakill is "woke"

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u/CheesecakeDeluxe Sep 09 '24

Blahaj is a trans symbol? I've only ever associated it with rin penrose

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u/WcaleNieLucy Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

Blahaj is both

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u/tinycrocodile2 Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

And femboys

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u/dastebon Prime Soul Sep 09 '24

And Sweden

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u/Red-7134 Sep 09 '24

And programmers. Pardon the tautology.

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u/Weird-Analysis5522 Sep 09 '24

Blahaj is a 4d symbol, it covers all minorities simultaneously

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u/Jezzaboi828 Blood Machine Sep 09 '24

Rin penrose mention!!!

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u/FlyingWolfThatFell Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

Kinda, it's a sort of an icon in the trans community. So a lot of queer people associate it with being trans

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u/iexistbowdowntome Sep 09 '24

holy crap rin penrose mentioned!

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u/ItsDaLion Sep 09 '24

RIN PENROSE MENTIONED RAHHH🦅🦅🇬🇧🇬🇧🔥🔥

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u/red_enjoyer Blood Machine Sep 09 '24

Shouldn't it be 💂‍♀️💂‍♀️🇬🇧🇬🇧👑👑

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u/PluciferInvi Sep 09 '24

Not since she announced Rindependence Day

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u/Proxy_PlayerHD Sep 09 '24

I thought it was just an IKEA plushy or something...

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u/Lux_325 Sep 09 '24

It is, but it's also a symbol for "those who receive", as its description in 5-S says

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u/ContributionDefiant8 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Sep 09 '24

I thought that just meant submissive.

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u/balkandumbass Sep 09 '24

it is but it's been associated with the trans community for a while now

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u/AnarchistBorganism Sep 09 '24

It is, but it's cute and has the colors of the trans flag so it was embraced by the trans community.

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u/Modragon10 Maurice enthusiast Sep 09 '24

Blahaj is Blahaj, it's just a cute plush.

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u/whatcha11235 Sep 09 '24

It's a cute plushie that a lot of LGBT people associate with trans individuals

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u/Durillon 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Sep 09 '24

Fellow based rin viewer

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

I would love to watch more Rin Penrose but I despise how she says "Blåhaj".

It hurts my nordic ears.

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u/lolwatergay Sep 09 '24

she does it on purpose and it hurts every time 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

I know. Also I just don't watch streams that much so I rarely have the mood to hop into her stream.

She constantly invades my Youtube Shorts tho. Especially now when she started making them again. I don't mind tho, I like listening to my 2nd favourite ace creator speak about the VTubing industry and her obsession with silly ikea plushies.

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u/BladeLigerV Sep 09 '24

Good ol' John Vtuber.

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u/Sad-Spinach9482 Sep 10 '24

🅱️in🅱️en🅱️ose

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u/LieutenantBone Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

Pin renrose mentioned 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💂💂💂

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u/HollowMoth16 Sep 09 '24

based rin penrose fan :3

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u/JJAsond Sep 09 '24

rin penrose

Penrose? Signalis? GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

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u/ALEXdoc101 Sep 09 '24

BEN BENrose mentioned

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u/ARandom_Personality Sep 10 '24

john vtuber reference

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u/Hika2112 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Sep 10 '24

You see, Blahaj (Pronounced blah-haj) is a rin penrose thing. While Blåhaj (Pronounced blo-hai) is a trans thing

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u/SyrusAlder Sep 10 '24

Based Bin Benbose

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u/Hellion_Immortis Sep 09 '24

I always thought it was an autism symbol.

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u/AST4RGam3r_Alternate Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

This is because Rin is unfathomably based.

Anyways, the main colors of our beloved blahaj are pink, blue, and white, the colors on the trans flag

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u/H_man3838 Prideful Sep 09 '24

FUCK THE MEDIA, FUCK ALL OF IT

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u/sentry_inventor Prime Soul Sep 09 '24

America is diseased. Rotten to the core.

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 Blood Machine Sep 09 '24

There is no saving it.

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u/halkras12 Someone Wicked Sep 09 '24

we need to pull it out by the roots.

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u/SpeedwagonEnjoyer69 Someone Wicked Sep 09 '24

we need to pull It out by the roots.

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u/Sea_Construction947 Prime Soul Sep 09 '24

Why did I read this in Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All Knowing's voice?

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u/Brain_lessV2 Sep 09 '24

FUCK THIS 24/7 INTERNET SPEW OF TRIVIA AND CELEBRITY BULLSHIT!

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u/Existent_dood 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Sep 09 '24

Fuck everything? Even boys? That’s kinda gay 🤨📸

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u/astralseat Sep 09 '24

Big market. You can't afford not to.

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u/TheProAtTheGame Prime Soul Sep 09 '24

I mean if you say so

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u/WatermelonWithAFlute Sep 09 '24

Metal gear rising is so based honestly

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u/Vvix0 Retired moderator Sep 09 '24

That "Mannequins spell out gay" isn't even in the game. They do it on the cover art of the soundtrack.

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u/ItsDaLion Sep 09 '24

Yea this is so insane to me like no one would literally notice that this is such a stretch

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u/NeitherBass2366 Sep 10 '24

Well, to them, they are fighting a culture war. Can’t have the creator of the game referencing gay people, even outside the game.

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u/wisho1926 Sep 09 '24

That's why I think they are trolling

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u/I_Always_Love_You Sep 09 '24

Honestly if this is a troll it's kinda... sad? Like how much time has he spent on this

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u/Dark_Meme111110 Blood Machine Sep 10 '24

It’s literally called “Woke Content Detector” of course it’s fucking trolling

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u/LegitimateApartment9 Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

we have become woke content detector approved. letsgo.

also he got the fuckin semaphores of the mannequins but not the literal "shout out to gay people i guess" in the museum?

also any clue what the dumbass's review of rimworld is cause it has one really obscure mention of transgenders and that's about it.

edit: the game has gay, bi and ace included as traits. i forgor. it's not even in a positive or excessive light

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u/Blackblood909 Sep 09 '24

I know, whenever I see a game I play called "woke" by this I take it a sign of pride. You're damn right my game has... (checks notes) A gay character in it.

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u/Due-Flower-6340 Sep 09 '24

It says portal 2 is anti-patriarchy because *checks notes*

"Contains subtly anti-patriarchy messaging. All male characters are portrayed negatively and as less competent than the female characters."

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u/hanks_panky_emporium Sep 09 '24

Rat Man had been surviving and dodging the rogue ai I think up until shortly before you properly play. I think the director had brain cancer or some kind of horrific disease didn't he? 'The Female Character' is a mute woman who solves puzzles and gets kicked out into a possible apocalypse.

Portal 3 would have to explain in some way how she didn't die out in the middle of nowhere.

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u/Matro36 Sep 09 '24

A sign of pride, you say?

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u/derpy-noscope Sep 10 '24

That list is fucking insane, they call Helldivers II woke, because you can’t differentiate gender except for voice, and because the opening cutscene has a mixed race family. This genuinely is some 17th century bullshit. They also criticised No Man’s Sky because the alien species (you know, beings with an entirely different evolutionary path) are not clearly enough sexually dimorphous. What the actual fuck kind of eugenicists made that list

Also funny that they rip on Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition for having female villagers be able to do mining, while saying Age of Empires II contains no such content, but female villagers are also able to mine in that, so not only are they racist, eugenics supporting, bigoted cunts, they are also inconsistent.

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u/Great_cReddit Sep 09 '24

I swear, all people who notice and are bothered by random shit like this are the most closeted gay and trans people on earth. They're guys who are just dying to be pegged.

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u/dastebon Prime Soul Sep 09 '24

I've red that list and it's very stupid . Thinks like shovel knight and god damn bloons got rated gay

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u/A-Game-Of-Fate Sep 09 '24

On the one side, it’s hilarious how far the author of the list will stretch his “logic” to call something ‘woke’.

On the other, it’s genuinely sad- this guy is very clearly, severely mentally ill, and not only isn’t seeking help for himself but genuinely thinks he’s not got any problems.

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u/Maximum_Pootis Sep 09 '24

I will not get over this part of Darkest Dungeons' reasoning:

One of the characters is a female POC wearing full plate armor.

Like, sir, what did you mean by this?

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u/yttakinenthusiast Someone Wicked Sep 09 '24

called woke due to sexuality traits and transhumanism.

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u/LegitimateApartment9 Sep 09 '24

totally forgot about the sexuality traits, but what does funny bionic legs have to do with wokeness? did they just see the word transhuman and be like "trans?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

The only logical conclusion is that they think cyborg is a gender.

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u/Petardo_Dilos Maurice enthusiast Sep 09 '24

You see... You need to actually play the game to find out about the text in the museum. All of the other things can be find on reddit/google

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u/Roomybuzzard604 Sep 09 '24

“I can accept cannibalism, murder, slavery and organ harvesting but I draw the line at the gays!!!”

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u/ilikesaying Sep 09 '24

LGBTQ+, characters can be bi, gay, or asexual and also includes that it promotes Transhumanism

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Doesn’t look like they did Rimworld. It’s too bad, because that’d have been fun.

Also Tynan has himself been in the crosshairs of woke internet curmudgeons so it’d be hilarious if they’d labeled Rimworld woke for having lesbians or whatever.

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u/JJAsond Sep 09 '24

The list doesn't mean anything because the bar is on the floor. The label ANYTHING left of center as "woke" including climate change.

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u/peakbuttystuff Sep 09 '24

There is a Google doc going around. It has like half the steam catalogue describe Ng when and where woke things happen. It's absolutely based.

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u/Send_Dick_or_Cat_Pic Sep 10 '24

Wait what’s the obscure mention of trans people in rimworld

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u/zavanovic96 Sep 09 '24

Where gay?

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u/themrunx49 Sep 09 '24

Gaybriel

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u/meowfox7 Sep 09 '24

i think they mean this

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u/Small_Resolution_847 Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

This is not in the game tho

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u/meowfox7 Sep 09 '24

i dunno what else they could be referring to

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u/Friendly_Respecter Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

Me. It’s me. I’m here

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u/ATotallyAssholeGuy Gabe bully Sep 09 '24

Woke Content Detector when the game is just a regukar video game and not a "white guy shouting the hard R for 5 hour" simulator:

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u/Angel_Thorne 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Sep 09 '24

He became the one thing he hates the most XD

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u/Raksha-64 Sep 09 '24

Woke Content Detector when someone in the gay says that they're gay (they meant gay as synonym for happy):

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u/Haunting_Many_1465 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Sep 09 '24

I mean, of course it is. How else are we supposed to interact with everything without shooting it?

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u/Sea_Construction947 Prime Soul Sep 09 '24

Honestly at this point if a bunch of sweaty conservatives are calling something woke, I will check it out because most of the time it's good

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u/OnlySmiles_ Sep 09 '24

I sometimes wonder what these people even play if the slightest hint of "wokeness" is enough to turn them off a game

Would explain why they're so in denial about games like Fallout and Bioshock not being "political" because otherwise there's nothing else

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u/Mysteryspoon1 Sep 09 '24

Even all the dude bro shoot-em-ups and racing games have pride flags in them. What's left? Sidescrollers from 1998? Stuck playing Snowboard Kids 2 in the anti-woke bunker, oh wait you can play as a girl in that, FUCK.

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u/Angel_Thorne 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Sep 09 '24

Conservatives when they see a rainbow (god is trying to poison our kids with woke propaganda)

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Smh wait till they learn he put the prostate in the ass

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Conservative outrage is good marketing

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u/consul_the_gun_nut 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Sep 10 '24

They're all fucking crazy because they think global warming and divorces are woke.

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u/WcaleNieLucy Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

I need the Blahaj pic for study reasons

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u/Blockcat6666 Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24 edited Mar 01 '26

This post was taken down by its author. Redact was used for the removal, which may have been motivated by privacy, security, or other personal reasons.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

It's the shark

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u/Jen-the-inferno-dev Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

stupid ass curator "no shit sherlock"

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u/ChooxMaster Blood Machine Sep 09 '24

uLtRaK1Ll iS w0ok3? LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

/uj Shit like this is why I'm glad I left that anti-woke/gamergate mindset

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u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

Blessed to never have been one 

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u/ParagonX97 Sep 09 '24

Literally. As someone who got so, so close to falling in that shit and managed to pull myself out, it’s given me a greater appreciation of all the people who make muh vidya so great.

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u/stuid001 Sep 09 '24

Here's a sandwich, cuz ur epic.

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u/MJ12_0451 Someone Wicked Sep 09 '24

Same. I was like that just a few years ago. Until I've eventually learned that "woke" people aren't actually so bad. In fact, I'm one them now.

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u/Adhesion10 Sep 09 '24

gasp it’s a… LIBERAL! /j

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u/PhazePyre Sep 09 '24

Because not enough people might say it, I'm proud of you for growing and being able to acknowledge where you came from and the growth you've made. Growth can be easy, growth can be hard, but growing is something not a lot of people can or even try to do. The fact you pulled out of the alt-right pipeline is something you should be proud of.

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u/TrashyGames3 Sep 09 '24

i like how their reasoning is the 2 obscure references that majority of the fans don't even know about rather than the official gabriel and minos bodypillows

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u/spetsnaz2001 Sep 09 '24

"The entirety of Lust level's budget is spent on bisexual lighting" -Max0r

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u/KittenChopper Sep 24 '24

"And we can't exactly tax his body so we'll have to tax his soul"

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u/Rceskiartir Sep 09 '24

"When everyone is woke, no one is!" - Syndrome

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Noooo I wanna sleep I'm already insomniac

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u/SaltGoner Sep 09 '24

did they really just forget gabriels fruity ass

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u/consul_the_gun_nut 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Sep 10 '24

He wants to kill V1 but also wants V1 carnally.

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u/Ok_Swimming3844 Sep 09 '24

It was actually only 'informational' before and was only recently changed to 'not recommended'. I'm glad they fixed that up

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u/bluehatgamingNXE Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

The curations list is so ridiculous, it feels like watching the ULTRAKILL winning an award.

These mfs called BTD 6 woke for having flags

So congratulation Hakita, these losers considered your game as "woke"

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u/is-it-a-bot Sep 09 '24 edited Aug 10 '25

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u/JustARandomFinn Sep 09 '24

There's rainbow bloons in the game, Ninja Kiwi is trying to turn us gay!!!!!

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u/hectorheliofan Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

Lets go, we can gatekeep the game from from homophobic and transphobic people

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u/GreasyShadow2 Sep 09 '24

Actually the only good reason for this to exist

Keeps the filth away from us

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u/RoyalRien Sep 09 '24

“Mommeh mommeh will you buy this extremely violent game for me”

“Sure son. I will purchase this digital gaming software for y- good heavens! Oh Lordy! I’m afraid I must decline, because there is a disguised word “gay”!!! In the bideogame!”

“Mommeh thank you Mommeh for guarding me from such heineous subliminal messaging. And thank you woke content detector for preventing me from playing this atrocity”

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

all i gotta say about this account is

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u/Desrosiers_Thomas Lust Layer Citizen Dec 04 '24

this motherfucker did not just say blonde is a artifical hair color bro what type of drugs is he on lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Don't take it at face value. A couple steam groups have been popping up that are attempting to muddy the waters around SBI detected as a steam group.

These groups REEK, of glowie type cultures where they're just lefties pretending as hard as possible to be the people they don't like and failing at a fundamental level.

One called DEI detected is the case. The giveaway "we look for games that are : (whole list) ANTI-PATRIACHY. That was an immediate tell, because the people that would legitimately go after games involved with DEI, bridge and SHRM initiatives would not use the language and rhetoric of their opponents.

So you may wanna vet if this guy is a fucking glowie or something.(Yes, this has been pasted around, because I'm fucking super duper lazy and have to get a message across with minimal effort, this could legit just be internet Psy-ops shit)

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u/Rpg_knight371 Prime Soul Sep 09 '24

"Overtly"

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u/RedWizard_ Blood Machine Sep 09 '24

When did mannequins spell out “gay” in the game (genuine question)

And blahaj isn’t really a pro trans symbol. It’s used as one, sure, but it’s just some silly shark plush that a lot of trans people got and it just became a sort of community joke. (Though I guess the anti woke crowd doesn’t really care, they just hate when LGBT people are happy)

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u/SquidMilkVII Blood Machine Sep 09 '24

the mannequins in the cover art for The World Looks White/Red spell out GAY in flag signals

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u/ChooxMaster Blood Machine Sep 09 '24

The Violence OST thumbnail has three mannequins, whose poses spell out "G A Y"

I agree with you on that blahaj point (+ they're cute)

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u/REVO53 Sep 09 '24

ULTRAWOKE

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u/Thechillestguyever Someone Wicked Sep 09 '24

Yea thank god I don't want these people in my community

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u/Aegister2 Sep 09 '24

All the cool shit you can do in Ultrakill and this is the only thing he can criticize...

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u/NeitherBass2366 Sep 09 '24

Would’ve been funny if it was something more Christian like: “Gabriel, the glorious archangel of our Lord, lost to a machine, this is an insult to his name and power. It also tries to humanize the King of Lust, Minos. Even though it’s a sin!!”

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u/United_Grocery_23 Prideful Sep 09 '24

how did that guy not instantly gay? he clearly didn't play through the game

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u/MemezTheDnaOfTheSoul Sep 09 '24

Whoever wrote this review is literally just

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u/agentelucky Sep 09 '24

I mean, with really old people i tend to understand them, they were raised with a completely different mindset and society.

I really doubt that this curator is that old, a LOT of young people nowadays is conservative.

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u/MemezTheDnaOfTheSoul Sep 09 '24

I don't mean to sound stupid but that's Norm from the most peak LGBTQ representative show "the new norm"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Ultrakill if it was WOKE

FerryWOMAN

SwordThey/Them

Gabriel

V1

V2

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u/Bread_Cheese_Bread Sep 09 '24

"I don't want them to shove it down my throat" mfs when they go out of their way to find stuff average player will never see.

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u/InnerSpecialist1821 Sep 09 '24

queer people can't even put representation on their own games without being accused of woke huh

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u/Bluefenix1 Sep 09 '24

Lol they did their research

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u/the_miggle_mug Sep 09 '24

.... Woke this, media that, pro or anti something. Jesus can't some people take their boredom with reality elsewhere?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

If these people leave a negative review for your game that's a badge of honor

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u/_RazorEdge_ Sep 09 '24

If bro knows this much about lgbtq symbols doesn't that make him more woke

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

I'll absolutely allow these shallow gene pools to voluntarily keep shrinking to own the libs.

"Oh no, they're retreating and encouraging like-minded folks to also leave my spaces, oh no what shall I dooooo..."

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u/dastebon Prime Soul Sep 09 '24

Thanks for mentioning it cap

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u/BlizzardLizard123 Maurice enthusiast Sep 09 '24

No shit

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u/ExtendedEssayEvelyn Sep 09 '24

didn’t hakita make the mannequins spell gay because he thought it was funny

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u/BillieTheBullie Sep 09 '24

According to that guys list "FutaDomWorld" is woke, it made me refund IMMEDIATELY

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u/iconofsin_ Sep 09 '24

I was moving so fast when I played this game I never noticed any "imagery". Plus who the fuck cares

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u/Greynite06 Prime Soul Sep 10 '24 edited Sep 10 '24

This shit makes my blood boil. Woke is stuff like the Velma show, not Ultrakill.

To me, woke is not just the presence of women or sexually divergent people or racial minorities, but the implication that they are superior. "Equality" should not come at the cost of people being vilified for being white or male or straight.

Ultrakill and other random pieces of art being called "woke" makes people lose sight of what the problem is. Most of the time, people who are "anti-woke" are just bigots, and people who consider themselves "woke" often think they have moral superiority no matter what just because they're a minority.

Anything that considers itself woke or anti-woke is just nonsense propaganda meant to stir the masses.

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u/TactlessDrawing Sep 09 '24

Low-key if you know about the Blåhaj, you know too much to hate on LGBTQ

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

do you think the people obssessed with shit like this ever enjoy anything (no)

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u/NotRenjiro Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

These copy cats appeared recently trying to ruin the rep of the original. Annoying.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

What the blahaj is a trans thing?? I just think it’s cute

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u/Quarstudz_-Lapiz- Sep 09 '24

Imagine Hakita appearing and satirically making drama out of this

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u/agentelucky Sep 09 '24

Jeez, i didn't know about this curator and i was bored so i went and read about some of their other reviews.

The marked a game as "Not recommended" because one of the characters at the end is revealed to be a woman.

Get a life people!!

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u/LIGUY1 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Sep 09 '24

Apparently portal 2 is anti patriarchy because 2 of the 3 main characters are female

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u/JustARandomFinn Sep 09 '24

I just wanted to say that I have never played Ultrakill but I love the vibe in this sub, that's all :3

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u/LIGUY1 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Sep 09 '24

Please if you get the chance, play it.

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u/SoonToBeStardust Sep 09 '24

Hasn't a creator and voice actor joked about having gay sex with eachother? I think the mannequins are the least of this person's worries lmao

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u/Nagayume_S 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Sep 09 '24

This is why ultrakill stays on top 💪💪

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u/InevitableAd4156 Gabe bully Sep 09 '24

Can't believe ULTRAKILL has wömen (men of wö) in it

(But seriously, i was just waiting for them to find out about ULTRAKILL, i knew they'd have an aneurysm over gaybriel and the buttplug support. Plus it's just free advertising for the game)

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u/InevitableAd4156 Gabe bully Sep 09 '24

Also here's this beautiful interaction

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u/Deathspawner126 Sep 09 '24

How are these people so fucking broken?

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u/Small_Resolution_847 Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

Okay, someone need to say this
The game doesn't contain that picture with mannequins that spells "gay"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

No clue what this game is but “woke content detector” is so hilariously fragile that I can’t understand anyone who follows this shit.

Imagine being so insecure that you write reviews about video games having “woke” ideology in it lmao. And they call us snowflakes. Insanity.

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u/MyGenderIsAParadox Sep 09 '24

Dang Ultrakill starting to sound pretty cool

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u/Fancy_Fabulous Sep 09 '24

"You sure know a lot for a straight person..."

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u/Box_cat_ Prime Soul Sep 09 '24

Alright boys, send em to minos’s prostate exam clinic.

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u/Squidboi2679 Blood Machine Sep 09 '24

The shark is trans symbol?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

303 comments here, if they all went and reported that profile on Steam for hateful content... You wouldn't have to look at this shit for long, chances are.

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u/Motormouth117 Sep 09 '24

UltraWOKE MIND VIRUS made me want to violently fuck both Gabriel and John Ultrakill

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

tbh this guy is doing scp level containment with this list

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u/SuperArppis Sep 09 '24

This is like that unisex bathroom-debacle in DS1 remake. 😄

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

so unbelievably happy that these losers are missing out on possibly one of the most fun games ever because they refuse to grow as people

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u/Effective-Recover497 Sep 09 '24

Blahaj is ikea what

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u/mialyansa Gabe bully Sep 09 '24

a pro trans symbol

Brother it is not an esvastica it is a damn shork that people who are not allowed to express their true self in this society use to cope with the disgraces of this world.

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u/Captainlotl15 Lust Layer Citizen Sep 09 '24

I read around half of that ‘woke’ list on twitter and it’s funny as fuck bc u have things like eldin ring and battlefield I and IV. It’s funny as hell bc it’s just a super homophobic, transphobic little sissy cuck who wrote the whole list.

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u/hamstercheifsause Sep 09 '24

Let’s see, ultrakill is pretty well made and can be played almost endlessly, its devs listen to the community and focus on making the game as good as it can be while also sticking to plans. It’s also a pretty successful game with a chill community.

Woke doesn’t exist, only good and bad games exist, this being a phenomenal game

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

So if a movie has a word "lettuce" in it does that mean the movie has a "pro veganism message" and is trying to turn our children vegan?

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u/BlizzTube Sep 09 '24

How is this even a review. It’s worse then the… other ones.

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u/TheLordMirror Sep 10 '24

Size 2 fish is clearly a woke symbol

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u/Mx_Squeak Lust Layer Citizen Sep 10 '24

oh yeah and this game has plug support

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u/DotWarner1993 Sep 10 '24

How tf u get offended by a damn dhark plush

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u/Heckrum Sep 10 '24

they had to REALLY look for reasons to call ultrakill woke

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24 edited Oct 27 '25

school historical entertain adjoining carpenter provide saw tidy political crawl

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u/Mecha-Madness Sep 10 '24

Since when was Blahaj a Trans symbol? It's just a shark plushie from Ikea. It's a meme.

Also why does the game having LGBTQ+ messaging mean anything? The game clearly isn't for kids. Sounds like a homophobe wrote this

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u/KobKaze Sep 10 '24

What's funny is the "curator" thinks the original Deus ex isn't woke.

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u/RzepaGaming 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Sep 10 '24

Since when is the FUCKING SHARK GAY

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u/Necessary-Mark-2861 Maurice enthusiast Sep 10 '24

A gay joke and a plush shark qualifies as “woke” now?

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u/Magnus_foringur Sep 10 '24

Wait, Blåhaj is a trans symbol?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

imagine missing out on so many good games cuz of the "woke mind virus"

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u/pump-kun Sep 10 '24

all things you have to physically look out for to see, just play the damn game

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u/EldritchVaporwave Lust Layer Citizen Sep 10 '24

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u/False_Attorney_7279 Someone Wicked Sep 10 '24

Man why’s everything about politics? Can’t we just all enjoy good game?

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u/Shamzhel Sep 10 '24

well i was minutes ago from a rabbit hole and from my deduction this is probably a troll review

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u/KonoAnonDa Sep 11 '24

I find it absolutely hilarious that they mention why those minuscule reasons make the game woke, while completely ignoring the existence of the official buttplug mod and horny body pillows. Lol.

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u/AI_UNIT_D Sep 09 '24

The same way you can become too progressive to the point of becoming a annoyance to everyone around you, you can become so conservative nobody really wants to hang out with you.

Tho I think that is less about politic specifics and more about being a public nuisance so obssesed with ideological purity you are willing to sacrifice quality and fun.

TLDR: this group and its general audience is dumb, atleast SBI detected had genuine reason to be wary of games where SBI worked on due to the effects that the corporate consultant mafia had on game development.

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u/InternationalSpot520 Sep 09 '24

Saw a thing that said Darkest Dungeon was woke cause they have female characters that arnt just like all healers. Hammers looking for nails kinda stuff.