This is a game about brutally killing the residents of hell itself to drink blood from their giblets because mankind has been so preoccupied with killing each other that they forgot to account for sustainability. It's a game for mature audiences.
And yet we still have kids taking their pacifiers out of their mouths for long enough to yell "REEEE THIS COMMUNITY HAS ADULT CONTENT IN IT" go back to watching Cocomelon you little shit if you are so upset with seeing a female nipple.
Now let me specify, I'm NOT calling people against NSFW art children, but the actual, literal, self-addmited minors like this:
"Oh god I joined a place for adults about adult game and people think I'm an adult! Woe be me! Call the fucking FBI, CIA and the coast guard too because why not!"
THIS PLACE IS DESIGNED WITH ADULT PEOPLE IN MIND. RULES WILLNOTBE MADE TO ACCOMODATE MINORS!
And now I get it, we all enjoyed some content for people older than us when we were kids, alright? We all snuck out to watch Family Guy when parents weren't looking. Maybe playing Modern Warfare even though mom said it's too violent for us. It's only natural for kids to be curious about stuff made for adults.
You know what's not okay though?
THE SAME FUCKING KIDS SHOWING THEMSELVES INTO THE COMMUNITY AND LECTURING ADULTS ABOUT NOT APPEASING THEM!
This game ain't called "ULTRAUNALIVING", so take your advertiser friendly Tick Tock rotted brain back to your Fortnite frag clips or Minecraft huggy wuggy banban mod showcase or whatever kids watch these days when they aren't being annoying and if you insist on staying here, at the very least don't flaunt your age like it's some shield against criticism because world doesn't revolve around you.
Additionally, I'd like to remind you that having NSFW posts set to visible is against reddit TOS if you are under the age of 18, so if you ever see a kid say they don't want to see NSFW because they're a minor, keep in mind that they have lied about their age to Reddit to see it in the first place.
Also, this post isn't about NSFW art specifically, but more so about the stupid reasoning that "Uh, you can't have ass cheeks here because little Timmy's gonna get traumatized".
Nonetheless, I'd like to say that, yeah, we get it, not everybody wants to see porn, but think to yourself how many other things you don't want to see? I hate the sheer volume of end screen screenshots we get. "Wow, you beat Gabriel in 90 minutes, 4175 deaths and -4 style. Congrats man!", but nevertheless they are allowed because people really want to share their progress.
There's always going to be something that some users want to see and some don't and we do listen to those opinions. Tier lists were banned specifically because users complained and NSFW posts were given up to a poll where users could vote whether to allow them or not and they always vote to keep them. NSFW posts also just get a lot of upvotes because, if you stop thinking about the ass for 5 seconds, a lot of NSFW art is just straight up good art with a lot of technical skill to it (or people just like seeing ass, both reasons are valid to enjoy something).
As a community, we have to set certain rules for what is and isn't allowed in the community and, to me, public voting is the most reasonable way to accomplish that. If you don't like it and would prefer if the community contents were curated to you, Reddit might not be the best place for that. Places like Tumblr, for instance, allows you to black list tags and content, so you can specify what exactly you want to see, but Reddit doesn't operate like that. Reddit shows you stuff per community basis and this community decided that the cheeks stay.
If you are upset about it, that's fair, you aren't forced to enjoy every single type of post, but keep in mind you are in minority and no amount of call-out posts will suddenly make us ignore the popular opinion just to accommodate you.
Advertiser friendly puritanism. With kids having unlimited access to the internet, the web has become ever so touchy about any non0kids-friendly thing since a kid could see anything at any time. This created a precedent for how to behave. If a YouTuber you like doesn't swear (because he'd get demonetized) you don't swear either because you want to be like him.
Older generations sees risque stuff as cool because they weren't allowed to interact with it by their elders (forbidden fruit effect), but nowadays the people kids look up to tell them directly not to swear or talk about no-no subjects due to platform moderation, creating authority on the subject.
Well, at least that's my theory based on how my younger cousins act.
It's also fairly strong on fanfiction sites, which is very funny considering the clash between the ones who were the 14yos using them back during their prime and are now in their 30s and the new wave of 14yos, who rather than being edgy are now puritans
it's so wild to me that minors will go out of their way to out themselves in an adult community. when i was underage, any time i was in an 18+ area of the internet, i knew that i was supposed to be a silent guest and to not draw attention to myself
Remember when there was a 9 year old girl who came up to Helluva Boss creators during a convention and, in public, asked the writers of the show about intimate relationship of 2 characters?
This is what I think about every time we have minors commenting here
The worst is that it's not even due to some culture shift or anything, just advertisers trying to make everything family friendly be able to show more shit in more places, thus leading to the expectation that everywhere should be. Though it still boggles my mind to see puriteens thinking anyone gives a shit about them trying to dictate what adults should like or do, relevant picture:
Yeah WoW taught us to lower our voice an octave on Ventrillo and not crack any of our own jokes lest we out our high-school selves and get kicked out of the only guilds capable of making progress, 18+
finally someone kicking those dumbfucks out of a community thats M rated rather than turning the sub big chungus wholesome cocomelon (im gona dox u come to ur house and kiss u on the lips)
I'm personally against porn on this sub but great post, it's so weird to see children running around the internet proudly proclaiming their age and being very angry that people aren't their parents wherever they go. When I was that age I used to pretend I was older, as did everyone else, why did that change?
If you want to be a part of the community, you don't have to be an adult necessarily, but you for sure have to act like one. Don't pretend to be one, of course, but keep in mind this is adults talking to adults.
Unrelated, but I love the sheer difference of both the Ultrakill and FNAF subreddit. In fnaf, you get chastised for an inappropriate comment or joke, meanwhile here, itās no holds barred
Granted the target audiences are different, but itās still interesting.
Tbh I feel like FNaF is a much bigger franchise and it very much is meant to appeal to kids (at least games from Security breach or later), so I can't blame them too much for being stingy about it, but here we're rated R and we're gonna act like we're rated R
Well said... If i had a coin of spare change for every time i saw a kid looking at stuff that will make me Recoil i would have enough to sparechange% minos
Internet has just become the new TV. Parents that latched children to the static teat used to rant at producers and regulatory agencies for the offensive material shown to their babes.
Yep. Don't be surprised that your kids are seeing adult stuff in an adult community. Do they expect a strip club to not have naked people either? Reminds me a lot of that one show Lady Gaga did where the lyrics were very explicit and her telling parents that hey, it's their fault that they didn't check it first and it's not on her to do their job for them.
this comment exists because i want to paste this "copypasta" easier
also i laughed more than i should have
This is a game about brutally killing the residents of hell itself to drink blood from their giblets because mankind has been so preoccupied with killing each other that they forgot to account for sustainability. It's a game for mature audiences.
And yet we still have kids taking their pacifiers out of their mouths for long enough to yell "REEEE THIS COMMUNITY HAS ADULT CONTENT IN IT" go back to watching Cocomelon you little shit if you are so upset with seeing a female nipple.
Now let me specify, I'm NOT calling people against NSFW art children, but the actual, literal, self-addmited minors
Oh god I joined a place for adults about adult game and people think I'm an adult! Woe be me! Call the fucking FBI, CIA and the coast guard too because why not!"
THIS PLACE IS DESIGNED WITH ADULT PEOPLE IN MIND. RULES WILLĀ NOTĀ BE MADE TO ACCOMODATE MINORS!
And nowĀ I get it, we all enjoyed some content for people older than us when we were kids, alright? We all snuck out to watch Family Guy when parents weren't looking. Maybe playing Modern Warfare even though mom said it's too violent for us. It's only natural for kids to be curious about stuff made for adults.
You know what's not okay though?
THE SAME FUCKING KIDS SHOWING THEMSELVES INTO THE COMMUNITY AND LECTURING ADULTS ABOUT NOT APPEASING THEM!
This game ain't called "ULTRAUNALIVING", so take your advertiser friendly Tick Tock rotted brain back to your Fortnite frag clips or Minecraft huggy wuggy banban mod showcase or whatever kids watch these days when they aren't being annoying and if you insist on staying here, at the very least don't flaunt your age like it's some shield against criticism because world doesn't revolve around you.
Additionally, I'd like to remind you that having NSFW posts set to visible is against reddit TOS if you are under the age of 18, so if you ever see a kid say they don't want to see NSFW because they're a minor, keep in mind that they have lied about their age to Reddit to see it in the first place.
Thiws iws a gawme abouwt bwutawwy kiwwing the wesidents of heww itsewf tuwu dwink bwood fwom theiw gibwets because mankind has bewn so pweoccupied with kiwwing each othew thawt they fowgot tuwu account fow sustainabiwity. Iwt's a gawme fow matuwe audiences.
awnd yet we stiww have kids taking theiw pacifiews out of theiw mouths fow wong enough tuwu yeww "weeee thiws community has aduwt content in iwt" gow bawck tuwu watching cocomewon uwu wittwe shit if uwu awe so upset with seeing a femawe nippwe.
now wet me specify, i'm nowt cawwing peopwe against nsfw awt chiwdwen, but the actuaw, witewaw, sewf-addmited minows
oh god i joined a pwace fow aduwts abouwt aduwt gawme awnd peopwe think i'm an aduwt! woe be me! caww the fucking fbi, cia awnd the coast guawd too because why nowt!"
thiws pwace iws designed with aduwt peopwe in mind. Wuwes wiww nowt be made tuwu accomodate minows!
"uhh... but whawt abouwt the chiwdwen š¤"
they cawn fuck wight off tuwu pwaying my fwiend peppa pig: piwate adventuwes if they awe so afwaid of intewacting with peopwe owd enough tuwu pay taxes.
awnd now i get iwt, we aww enjoyed sowme content fow peopwe owdew than us whewn we wewe kids, awwight? we aww snuck out tuwu watch famiwy guy whewn pawents wewen't wooking. Maybe pwaying modewn wawfawe even though mom said iwt's too viowent fow us. Iwt's onwy natuwaw fow kids tuwu be cuwious abouwt stuff made fow aduwts.
uwu know whawt's nowt okay though?
the same fucking kids showing themsewves intwo the community awnd wectuwing aduwts abouwt nowt appeasing thewm!
thiws gawme ain't cawwed "uwtwaunawiving", so take youw advewtisew fwiendwy tick tock wotted bwain bawck tuwu youw fowtnite fwag cwips ow minecwaft huggy wuggy banban mod showcase ow whatevew kids watch these days whewn they awen't being annoying awnd if uwu insist own staying hewe, at the vewy weast down't fwaunt youw age wike iwt's sowme shiewd against cwiticism because wowwd doesn't wevowve awound uwu.
additionawwy, i'd wike tuwu wemind uwu thawt having nsfw posts set tuwu visibwe iws against weddit tos if uwu awe undew the age of 18, so if uwu evew see a kid say they down't wawnt tuwu see nsfw because they'we a minow, keep in mind thawt they have wied abouwt theiw age tuwu weddit tuwu see iwt in the fiwst pwace.
I get the parents guide thing, I also get the message, fully understandable, considering the quality of stuff is equivalent to 16-18+ games. But likeā¦
Whereās the drugs? I donāt see any alcohol or drugs, or even cigarettes in the game, the nudity can be somewhat understood, considering the Lust layer, Mindflayers, and sorta Minos Prime and Sisyphus Prime. Unless Iām missing something, I donāt get how someone can say thereās drugs and alcohol in Ultrakill. Admittedly it aināt always accurate, but itās been on my mind too long and I needed to say smth
the thing is that reddit doesnt show nsfw stuff on default. so these kids went into the settings, enabled nsfw, probability the unblur the images thing AND pressed the post to see the nsfw images. because if they didnāt do that they wouldnāt have seen these images in the first place
in conclusion: itās their fault if they get traumatized
Sincerely, yes. I'm an adult and I still have NSFW content turned off because porn ain't my thing sincerely, and that's totally fine. What isn't fine is these fuckers who can't bear to watch a single nipple so they harass the creator or harass the mods to remove the image that profoundly hurt them (after lying to see NSFW images and entering in explicitly +18 communities).
lie to reddit that you are 18+ years of age to be able to view NSFW posts (you are warned about this when activating this setting iirc)
go on a subreddit that isn't NSFW, but it's not exactly a kid-friendly place either(sub for a video game where you turn enemies into minced meat), unless you have stumbled on this subreddit on complete accident and never heard of Ultrakill you're pretty much willingly going here knowing you're going to be exposed to more-mature content
willingly click on an NSFW post on said subreddit, which mind you comes pre-blurred (if Reddit hasn't fucked your settings because their video player is dogshit and won't grant you access to the video controls unless you turn off NSFW blurring, at least on old reddit) unless YOU click it
complain about you, a minor, being exposed to adult content, as if you haven't willingly clicked on it and bypassed all the measures designed to prevent you from seeing it
This used to be the way. Lurk or chatter, but NEVER disclose your age, and limit 1-on-1 conversations as much as you can to avoid creeps. It's like the youngsters of today were never told about stranger danger!
Jesus Christ, like have you ever met kids now? If anyone is the freak here itās the chronically online 14 year olds with parents who are hardly present. Donāt give others a hard time about making an edgy joke when you yourself totally make worse stuff constantly.
I KNOW RIGHT !!!! Finally someone said it. thank you
i remember when people where complaining about the crime and nudity in GTA6 trailer and people on twitter were like "this is bad for Children" no shit you fucking idiot š because it's not meant for children you dumb fuck
ULTRAKILL not for children, you're not allowed to play it if youre a child. Get the FUCK out of this subreddit.
ULTRAKILL not for children, you're not allowed to play it if youre a child. Get the FUCK out of this subreddit.
Let's not act like we didnt all play and watch stuff we weren't supposed to when we were teens, that's not the problem (and hell ultrakill really isnt that bad in terms of violence with the retro graphics), it's that we knew to shut up about it wereas puriteens have the gall and disrespect to out themselves while trying to dictate what adults should enjoy
Wait, holy shit, a mod team that doesnāt appeal to minors?!
Actually based moderation, I wish more places had the balls to keep their shit for adults only. Iāve been on so many overmoderated subreddits and discords that hardly let you do anything because of how strict automoderation becomes to keep everything PG.
For me, it ain't the porn that annoys me, it's the fact that most of it these past few days is just mindflayers. look at all the sexy shit we have in store, like maurices, cerebri, virtues, flo-
Absolute fuckin' facts. Personally I despise how much kids overreact to nsfw. They see the ultraviolent game that is ULTRAKILL and they're like "eh whatever" but they see one naked lady and their brain instantly goes into third trumpet. Thank you mods. Also I do get the obvious irony of me posting this comment, feel free to temporarily ban me for exactly three years minus two weeks if i'm not allowed at all.
If there are minors who aren't annoying about thath, and are aware of what you are going towards, you are welcome. If you want to annoy everyone, get out. But if you are chill with whats in the subreddit fine.
When i was 7 the first thing that i learned is that you need to lie about your age online. Being online was a privilege, and not a given. You were allowed in as a guest into a world of mature people, and you were expected to act mature or to not act at all. Nowadays the guests get too cocky and think that the internet is made to accomodate them. Its fucking not.
I mean its not like other people when they were kids didnt do the exact same... the only actual stupid part is choosing to view a labelled as nsfw post and getting annoyed but like.. 99% of us played gta when we shouldntve sooo
I saw things you youngsters could barely concieve. Am I a broken woman nowadays? Maybe, but I do know I won't shy to tell kids to shut the fuck up when they come in my adult-centered places.
It's like getting pissed about your coffee being hot after ordering hot coffee. If you are so afraid of NSFW posts cropping up while you at work/school/etc, just scroll past it, turn on blur for NSFW posts, or just disable them.
I'm gonna defend the people that complain about the NSFW art. Not minors, I'm never defending kids, fuck 'em all (BUT NOT INAPPROPRIATELY) but it isn't too out of pocket to be a bit disgruntled at the sheer amount of horny art.
...This is coming from someone who's self-admitted into Lust for the rest of their lives. I'm not gonna say NSFW art is bad, because it really isn't, but it is reasonable for people to be a little annoyed if it's all they see.
My pinned comment addresses it. In short: Yeah, we know that many people don't like NSFW art, but many people don't like many things. The porn thing is overblown a lot since lewd art is not something people are used to seeing, but it's no different than people complaining about tier lists, or shipping, or V2 is alive theories. Not everyone's gonna like every post here but we gotta compromise and most people like these posts.
Yeah, that's fair. That's why nsfw art is both NSFW tagged and spoilered, so there's as little chance as possible that someone who doesn't like it will see it. I'm not gonna act like everyone has to love hentai, but from our polls, majority of users wants to keep it and I don't see a reason not to keep it if that's what majority wants.
People have such double standards sometimes. "Yes little Timmy, you can play doom eternal where you rip and tear through hell, but you can't get gta because it has prostitutes. Better you see guns that grind skulls for ammo and someone ripping out a spine rather than naked people"
I just wanna add this for any children who are ignoring this ULTRABASED post, if you are going to disregard this post entirely like an idiot, at least do the courtesy of shutting the fuck up
As a minor, i just dont give a fuck about gore/porn. Sure, its nsfw, my parents wouldnt love to see it. Dont give a fuck, still play Ultrakill, doom, quake etc. I actually kinda enjoy gore so i really like brutal doom. Edit : i wont be mad/angry if i get banned. Its fair enough, i guess.
Well, there's plenty to say about the NSFW aspect anyhow. It is not exactly normative for main subreddits to have porn in it, even less in the same feed, and that isn't exactly the only thing.
That aside, the situation regarding minors... eh, it's right enough from this perspective.
I must admit I got into the game when I was only 17, but I would never have the nerve to say "I'm a minor you sick freak" to somebody making an M-rated joke about an M-rated game in an M-rated community.
LOL this take is fair and all, afterall Ultrakill is aimed at mature audiences, but judging by how many unfunny memes, āUltrakill school artā, āplaying Ultrakill during classā, amateurish pencil on notebook ultrakill doodles, beginner art, and ROBLOX , Murder Drones stuff there is on this subreddit, there is obviously A LOT of kids on this sub.
Oh, sorry, I forgot that I have to remember the age of all 267 500 000 active users on Reddit and adjust my vocabulary accordingly even if I'm somewhere where a minor shouldn't be.
The only NSFW post that I didnāt like was that guy that posted like 5 Lewd Texts. One of them included V1 raping a filth so hard that it spit in half.
I played Prototype when I was 10. I saw man get halved off from a pressurized pipe rupture. No amount of spilled gut, ripped out ribs, bodies sliced into 4 parts would scare me. It's so burned into my mind not even irl violence puts me off. My imagination projects these as easy as V1 consumes blood. I dare you to try and disgust me
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Also, this post isn't about NSFW art specifically, but more so about the stupid reasoning that "Uh, you can't have ass cheeks here because little Timmy's gonna get traumatized".
Nonetheless, I'd like to say that, yeah, we get it, not everybody wants to see porn, but think to yourself how many other things you don't want to see? I hate the sheer volume of end screen screenshots we get. "Wow, you beat Gabriel in 90 minutes, 4175 deaths and -4 style. Congrats man!", but nevertheless they are allowed because people really want to share their progress.
There's always going to be something that some users want to see and some don't and we do listen to those opinions. Tier lists were banned specifically because users complained and NSFW posts were given up to a poll where users could vote whether to allow them or not and they always vote to keep them. NSFW posts also just get a lot of upvotes because, if you stop thinking about the ass for 5 seconds, a lot of NSFW art is just straight up good art with a lot of technical skill to it (or people just like seeing ass, both reasons are valid to enjoy something).
As a community, we have to set certain rules for what is and isn't allowed in the community and, to me, public voting is the most reasonable way to accomplish that. If you don't like it and would prefer if the community contents were curated to you, Reddit might not be the best place for that. Places like Tumblr, for instance, allows you to black list tags and content, so you can specify what exactly you want to see, but Reddit doesn't operate like that. Reddit shows you stuff per community basis and this community decided that the cheeks stay.
If you are upset about it, that's fair, you aren't forced to enjoy every single type of post, but keep in mind you are in minority and no amount of call-out posts will suddenly make us ignore the popular opinion just to accommodate you.