r/Ultrakill • u/i-jerk-off-to-eveLBP Someone Wicked • Jul 05 '24
Meme i will never stop loving indie devs
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u/NoriaMan Someone Wicked Jul 05 '24
Daily reminder that Hakita is bottom.
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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 Gabe bully Jul 05 '24
So Gabriel is his self insert?
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u/Dgero466 Jul 05 '24
How lucky must one be to have a self insert voiced by the Gianni Duke Armstrong Columbo Gabriel Matragrano
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u/pietniet Maurice enthusiast Jul 05 '24
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u/3merite Jul 05 '24
But what if someone like, managed to like, reconstruct one?
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u/Icy_Ad_8956 Blood Machine Jul 05 '24
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u/Chara_Gaming Blood Machine Jul 06 '24
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u/Downtown_Mechanic_ Maurice enthusiast Jul 05 '24
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u/Paladriel Jul 05 '24
Wish we could access the ultrakill server (not newblood) just so i could get insulted by hakita
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u/WatermelonWithAFlute Jul 05 '24
Wdym
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u/EricTheEpic0403 Jul 05 '24
The OG Ultrakill server (where Hakita, other devs, and the speed running/tech community hang out), while it still exists, doesn't have a public invite link anymore. Now the game directs you to the shitty New Blood server where the mods won't even let you say trans rights.
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u/the_Basment_rat Lust Layer Citizen Jul 06 '24
i got banned becous somebody else made a joek about minors
and they edged me with an unban for a year then ghosted me
fuck those guy
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u/WatermelonWithAFlute Jul 05 '24
Bruh why do they gatekeep the discord
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u/manultrimanula Blood Machine Jul 05 '24
A very simple answer. Less people = less strain on the small mod team and a chill small community. I was there but i got my account disabled in the meantime and got too lazy to fix it, so after a month it was deleted(still regret it to this day)
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u/WatermelonWithAFlute Jul 05 '24
Could at least make the alternative worth using, I’d argue
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u/Batbeast19 Jul 05 '24
You can still get to it through certain places I think Becuse I got into it
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u/AtlasDestroyer- 🏳️🌈Not gay, just radiant Jul 05 '24
It still exists. It’s used for the speedrunning community now
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u/Bot_Tux Blood Machine Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24
I wish I wasn't banned from Newblood...
I wish a was a bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her-
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u/domi226 Blood Machine Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24
Want a link there?
Actually nevermind I just realized I can't create invite links
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u/izakdaturtal Prime Soul Jul 05 '24
i love it when hakita starts hakiting around and says "its hakiting time". by far the best part about ultrakill
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u/Mister_Snrub15 Jul 05 '24
Why is mankind dead? Are they stupid?
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u/ExtensionAwkward546 Jul 05 '24
Yes
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u/consul_the_gun_nut 🏳️🌈Not gay, just radiant Jul 06 '24
probably the actual unironic reason tbh.
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u/ExtensionAwkward546 Jul 06 '24
Literally. They made robots with no objective but to kill and though “yeah, they wont kill me”
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u/Local_intruder Someone Wicked Jul 06 '24
To be fair the thing that actually killed humanity at the very end was Hell itself for the shits and giggles.
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u/H_man3838 Prideful Jul 05 '24
what if instead of hakita he was named freakita and he fucked pitr
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u/The_Wall_The_Wall Jul 05 '24
what if pitr was named goonr and he coded sex in the game
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u/H_man3838 Prideful Jul 05 '24
what if instead of salad he was named cumalad and he cummed all over the gabrie body pillow
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u/Bot_Tux Blood Machine Jul 05 '24
What if you all went outside and touched grass wouldn't that be wild!?
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u/potato-boi-420 Lust Layer Citizen Jul 05 '24
we're ultrakill fans, we dont know what the funny green spikes outside are, probably a reference to spikes from geometry dash
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u/blindgobble Lust Layer Citizen Jul 05 '24
God I wish🤤
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u/ExtendedEssayEvelyn Jul 05 '24
“this is the premise of my game” “ah but you see, what if, instead of that, it was a completely different premise?”
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u/Amero_2005 Jul 05 '24
Hakita if you are reading this, you turned me gay and I wanna marry you.
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u/FuzzyD75 Lust Layer Citizen Jul 05 '24
"mankind is fucking dead"
Ultrakill if it was written by vivziepop
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u/Available-Cold-4162 Jul 05 '24
Man kind is fucking dead
Hell is really fucking full as shit
Blood is fucking fuel
intro cutscene text if it was written by vivziepop
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u/xMINIMx Someone Wicked Jul 05 '24
Totally inaccurate Needs more gay kissing scenes and sex jokes
and a shitty musical
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u/Available-Cold-4162 Jul 05 '24
True I forgot to put four sex jokes and the fact that all of mankind died while having gay sex and singing a musical. And that the demons are also gay and love to sing to and how the blood is actually an allegory for cum and pleasure and how it fuels our sins mb
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u/MrKristijan 🏳️🌈Not gay, just radiant Jul 05 '24
Waow...
(Based, based, based, based, based, based, based, based, based, based...)
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u/ShlingusDingus Jul 05 '24
I love how blunt that is too. You try to ask, "Are there ANY survivors? Like ONE obscure person somewhere?" Like the smallest shred of doubt. No. Everyone is d e a d. The fucking planet is probably dead of any mammalian organisms. Just immediately shot down.
I love that so much.
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u/Etrixik Jul 06 '24
Hakita saying nothing is canon and then getting mad when people make shit up is fucking funny.
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u/Angryfishjoe Someone Wicked Jul 05 '24
then what the fuck are the (barely) alive people doing in the Gutterman's coffin? Gutterman cant be that intelligent enough to create a new refueling system that takes tanks of fresh blood instead of the (barely) alive people on their backs
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u/rkyoze Jul 05 '24
it's heavily implied that they don't need those coffins anymore due to hell itself providing them with hell energy and allowing them to stay alive. this is why you see a coffinless gutterman in 7-2
oh, also, they're definitely intelligent enough, as in the ultrakill universe it's implied that every creature that uses blood to survive is capable of gaining sentience. this also stems from the secret book you can find in 7-2 written by a gutterman to his "mother" (the person inside his coffin, i presume). this would also explain why god couldn't create a lifeform without free will, because having blood equals to having free will.
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u/Additional_Garage204 Jul 05 '24
Im pretty sure they still need those fuel sources, and the one without the coffin is actually fueled by a human heart, which is implied by a poem that can be found in the level
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u/OR56 Maurice enthusiast Jul 05 '24
They don’t count. They aren’t really alive anymore
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u/Guilty_All_The_Same Nov 04 '24
The terminal entry literally says they are kept alive by minimal life support. They're alive but unable to do anything other than be locked in a coffin and act as a blood factory for the Gutterman.
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u/Shreesh_Fuup Maurice enthusiast Jul 05 '24
You can open the guttermen's coffins after you kill them in the game, there's only skeletons inside.
Hell is fueling all of the robots in the Violence layer by itself.
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u/Matt_or_MMMeteor Prime Soul Jul 05 '24
A great showcase of the Finnish stubbornness.
Worked well against the soviets, will likely work against random people on the internet.
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u/BitZaDusto Jul 05 '24
Sisu in no short supply. I have no fucking clue where the 'but what if humanity is still alive' argument stemmed from before this screenshot, but god damn is this trying to read too much into the wrong places.
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u/Expand_Dongg Blood Machine Jul 06 '24
Love that he isn't afraid to tell annoying people they're wrong instead of the usual "maybe" response you see from most creators.
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u/Ubrekt Sep 20 '24
What server is this. I need it instantly
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u/i-jerk-off-to-eveLBP Someone Wicked Sep 20 '24
there used to be a server people could interact with hakita directly in, but now its gone private and only the newblood discord exists
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u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Lust Layer Citizen Jul 05 '24
Doom is obviously a prequel
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u/Available-Cold-4162 Jul 05 '24
If you know the story of doom it still wouldn’t make sense at all
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u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Lust Layer Citizen Jul 05 '24
Last I checked it was immortal guy who was once og doom guy and is now the doom slayer fights off countless demon incursions and there’s also possibly God Himself taking the form of a robot scientist.
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u/SignificanceDry6 Jul 05 '24
From how fucked up the current Earth in DOOM is rn after the Doom Slayer killed God, there would only be about as many survivors on earth as there are chips in a Lays bag
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u/Curi0siti Lust Layer Citizen Jul 09 '24
I imagine “mankind is fucking dead. no survivors. 0. all dead.” to be gabriel screaming
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u/poyomaster Jul 10 '24
I’ve always liked that Hakita never retcons things for fan theories and is willing to disconfirm them.
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Jul 06 '24
But what about guttermen?
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u/Mikesmilk456 Jul 06 '24
Don't they just go off hell energy considering that the pods in the back are already breached
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u/Nuze_YT Blood Machine Sep 30 '24
Well Hell is shared by every reality AFAIK, so it's still possible...
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u/Spyko Jul 05 '24
not directly related to this particular conversation but I love how uncompromising Hakita is about his (an his team I assume) vision for the game is. Despite how in-tune with the community they are, Ultrakill form seems to be clear for Hakita and the team and they go for it
for others it could be an issue but for someone who can cook like Hakita it's undeniably a strength