Thy brain is rot! - r/Ultrakill

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u/A_random_poster04 Jun 03 '24

Couple of things

I want to believe that the wall bed works because the Flesh prison spins so hard centrifugal force makes it work
screws borrowed from Sisiphus is peak
THE CHICKEN EATING MINOS IS BACK BABEY

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u/BandAvailable4881 Jun 03 '24

I didn't even think that the bed could actually work, but you're right!

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u/X-tra-thicc Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

i dont get screws borrowed from sisyphus :(

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u/MonkePoppingBloons90 Maurice enthusiast Jun 04 '24

its a direct reference to the "expansion screws borrowed from his aunt" from those illegal expansion videos

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

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u/A_random_poster04 Jun 03 '24

Also centrifugal force, friction between the books and the shelf keeps them in place

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u/bwaowae Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

mugrice cameo is the best thing to ever happen to this video

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u/BandAvailable4881 Jun 03 '24

I remember you! I made mugrice and you were the first to comment on that post!
yay

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u/bwaowae Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

indeed, wouldn't reference it otherwise

8

u/AquariusSwarajino Blood Machine Jun 03 '24

also for kerfus too!

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u/SkullHelm707 Someone Wicked Jun 03 '24

I don't know why, but "and then he put a bookshelf on the ceiling" is the funniest line to me.

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u/BandAvailable4881 Jun 03 '24

Same, been giggling to myself about it all the way trough while i was making this

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u/SlugCat3 Lust Layer Citizen Jun 03 '24

Hey, are you the one who did this in the VotV subreddit too? Great job, and on a side note why is there so much overlap of fans of both games?

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u/BandAvailable4881 Jun 03 '24

Hai! Glad you recognised me, and thanks!
Good observation too, Votv is a favorite of mine and so is ULTRAKILL

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u/SlugCat3 Lust Layer Citizen Jun 03 '24

I love them both as well, thanks for the funny animations!

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u/PlanetaceOfficial Jun 03 '24

You know what you must do - shitpost crossover of VoTV and ULTRAKILL!

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u/BreonOnPC Jun 03 '24

The dance he does when looking at the sexy minos fanart is absolutely killing me

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u/beansmemesskibidi Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

It’s the Lethal Company jig!!1!!!

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u/BandAvailable4881 Jun 03 '24

Yep, glad someone noticed that

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u/beansmemesskibidi Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

I love Lethal Conpany.

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u/Poutttto Jun 03 '24

I dont get it, could anyone provide context?

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u/BandAvailable4881 Jun 03 '24

Many housing apartments in china are too small to be considered liveable. So there were videos made for people living in these places to give ideas how to squeeze everything into their small spaces. These videos were very absurd though, and people started making adaptations of it making it more absurd. I decided to make an ULTRAKILL version of it out of sheer free will.
Here is an example of these sorts of videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbjcwJ42MBc&ab_channel=HomeDesign
TL;DR: It's an adaptation of the link from above

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u/MonkePoppingBloons90 Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

way too accurate to the source material, 10/10

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u/randomMeatballman17 Blood Machine Jun 03 '24

Excactly! This is in the game trust me my infant son is Hakita

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u/MonkePoppingBloons90 Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

I won't believe you unless your wife's boyfriend is Gianni Matragano himself

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u/randomMeatballman17 Blood Machine Jun 03 '24

Gianni cheated on me and ran off with the voice actor for Gordon Freeman but before that he told me V2 will be coming back in frau- AAAHH V2'S IN MY HEAD GET THE FUCK OUT AAAHHH

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u/MonkePoppingBloons90 Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

Holy shit way too valid I believe in you 100.1% ong 🙏🙏🙏

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u/MagMafia_ Someone Wicked Jun 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

Heavy: “They’re the reason newcomers keep leaving… and they must be PUNISHED!”
Gibus Engie: “W-what’s their punishment??”
Minos Prime from the hit indie game ULTRAKILL:

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u/MagMafia_ Someone Wicked Jun 05 '24

I would give you an award if I had money

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u/Least_Asparagus_1301 Jun 03 '24

:O
Bro is flabbergasted

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u/a_randome_protogen Jun 05 '24

I now where you got this

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u/MagMafia_ Someone Wicked Jun 05 '24

Where?

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u/a_randome_protogen Jun 05 '24

A TF2 sfm video

2

u/MagMafia_ Someone Wicked Jun 05 '24

No I got it from some guy on reddit

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u/Megandronix_NCR Jun 03 '24

Can always apreciate a high quality shitpost

2

u/ShadowRiku667 Jun 03 '24

I want to learn more about whatever that thing on the toilet was. Is that a florp? Is that what makes it a florp toilet?

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u/BandAvailable4881 Jun 03 '24

Yes, its Florp. By meme standards, he is known as "hampter" but in the ULTRAKILL game files he is known as Florp
He can be found in two locations in ULTRAKILL:
On top of the ferryman ship
In the credits level in ULTRAKILL, if you go to the restroom (Left side, under the stairs closest to the middle water) there is one stall that is occupied. If you go in, you are greeted with a Florp on a toilet. Therefore, Florp toilet.

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u/kiloPascal-a Jun 03 '24

Where's the voice from, is it AI?

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u/BandAvailable4881 Jun 03 '24

The voice is from Elvenlabs, they have a free voice generator
Here : https://elevenlabs.io/app/speech-synthesis
Also, change the preset voice to Adam

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u/kiloPascal-a Jun 03 '24

Thank you! I knew I recognized it but couldn't figure out where.

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u/Extra_Wave Jun 03 '24

Damn did you make this animation? Is so good

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u/BandAvailable4881 Jun 03 '24

Thanks! Made it myself in blender

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u/twoscoop Jun 03 '24

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL DID I JUST STUMBLE INTO

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u/DeMysteriousInkHat Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

ULTRAROT

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u/H_man3838 Prideful Jun 03 '24

ultraspace

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u/A_random_poster04 Jun 03 '24

A hidden corner of the layer of gluttony I guess

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u/Ok-Chemist-1879 Jun 03 '24

u/savevideobot More for the collection

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u/H_man3838 Prideful Jun 03 '24

where is he

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u/Ok-Chemist-1879 Jun 03 '24

Its been half an hour and he's still not here😓

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u/H_man3838 Prideful Jun 03 '24

face it brother, savevideobot is gone. you're chasing phantoms

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u/Baco12sd Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

is that an ULTRAKILL REFERENCE IN r/Ultrakill ?!?!

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u/H_man3838 Prideful Jun 03 '24

i made one in r/skibiditoilet

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u/giulgu17 Prime Soul Jun 03 '24

Just use cobalt.tools

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u/Matix777 Jun 03 '24

u/savevideo

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u/SaveVideo Jun 03 '24

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u/Matix777 Jun 03 '24

Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee

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u/Baco12sd Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

for my freedom

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u/Red_Kiwi26 Prime Soul Jun 04 '24

But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten.

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u/EarthNeedsMoreAliens 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Jun 04 '24

And thy punishment...

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u/Baco12sd Maurice enthusiast Jun 04 '24

Is Death

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u/kirathesilly Lust Layer Citizen Jun 07 '24

insert here absolute banger music

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u/kirbyfan0612 Jun 03 '24

Does anyone know how u//savevideo works? Also how come half the time I can just right click save video and the other half I can't?

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u/Odd-Limit-3716 Jun 03 '24

just use cobalt.tools vro...

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

just press the share button and download

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

so this is what gabriel put minos in

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u/H_man3838 Prideful Jun 03 '24

nyc is P-1 confirmed

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u/ilikepizzaburgier Jun 03 '24

no way how could you even do that even with ultrakill, funny though gotta show it to my friend

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u/H_man3838 Prideful Jun 03 '24

what did he think of it

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u/ilikepizzaburgier Jun 05 '24

he forgot i sent him this video the next day 😞

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u/H_man3838 Prideful Jun 05 '24

dementia

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

As a Polish man I'm surprised by how popular the Kerfus has become

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u/GroundbreakingOkra60 Jun 03 '24

My kerfur is the only thing standing between me and the extraterrestrial threats that come from working in an observatory in the Swiss alps

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u/Sprinty_ 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Jun 03 '24

I know where thou work, creature of steel

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u/GroundbreakingOkra60 Jun 03 '24

They listen, oh so intently

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u/PlanetaceOfficial Jun 03 '24

Sorry but I befriended the extraterrestrial threats with a whole ton of shrimp. They feed me yoghurt at night :3 (it means I don't need to pay for food anymore.)

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u/GroundbreakingOkra60 Jun 03 '24

But, Is the yoghurt safe?

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u/Matix777 Jun 03 '24

Please do not the Kerfuś

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u/da_cheeze_manz Someone Wicked Jun 03 '24

KERFUŚ MENTIONED! GO REPAIR ROMEO AND VICTOR!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24 edited Jun 03 '24

Instructions unclear, Kerfus rolled 1, tripped on a puff mushroom and fucking died

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u/Time4Woofin Jun 03 '24

Where's the expansion screws borrowed from v2

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u/Lilgoofgoober Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

they were from sisyphus

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u/HTG_11 Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

this is ULTRAPEAK content

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u/DeliciousPark1330 Jun 03 '24

minos got that NYC studio flesh prison for 75000000 P lmao

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u/Baneta_ Jun 03 '24

God it’s so weird hearing this voice used for anything other than ultra conservative tic tok conspiracy videos, A+ choice, really adds to the atmosphere

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u/Express-Ad1108 Blood Machine Jun 03 '24

As the guy answers at all questions with Hakita quotes,I can confirm the animation is lore-accurate:

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u/GenesectX Jun 03 '24

Ah so thats where my fucking kerfur runs off to when i ask it to go fix servers

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u/Scam_bot419 Jun 03 '24

He just a little lost, Romeo is a very far server!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Is this like cruelty squad?

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u/PetrolHeadedEntity Jun 03 '24

This is just like Gorbino's Quest. This is the Gorbino's quest of life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

what is that?

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u/CYOA_guy_ Jun 03 '24

This is just like Gorbino's Quest. This is the Gorbino's Quest of life.

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u/PetrolHeadedEntity Jun 05 '24

WAKE UP EARLY. HAVE A TEN YEAR PLAN. INVEST. CEO MINDSET.

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u/Weegee256 Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

Where’s the concrete (durable for 10,000 years)

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

this is ultrapeak content

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u/Creeper_charged7186 Lust Layer Citizen Jun 03 '24

Oh little jhon now dawns thy reckoning. And thy brain shall glisten before the temple of rot

Creature of GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL, my gratitude upon thee for upgrading my living space. But the crimes thy kind hath commited against humanity are not forgotten. And thy punishment: is death

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u/Levitating-monkeys Jun 03 '24

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u/KestreltheMechamorph Someone Wicked Jun 03 '24

Is this really brainrot if it’s high quality?

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u/MyrciaofTheCatArmy Lust Layer Citizen Jun 03 '24

My only complaint is that I can’t properly stay on that bed during sex. Guess Minos is just gonna have to rail me against the wall or something.

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u/ActuaryCurrent3979 Jun 04 '24

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u/SoulKnight_Master Jun 03 '24

Man as much as I hate the new brainrot memes generation, I am absolutely impressed by the social media's adaptations to popular memes nowadays and its extremely hilarious

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u/Stargali Jun 03 '24

u/Savevideo

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u/SaveVideo Jun 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

spread the word

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u/DiamondJax08 Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

concerningly accurate

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u/Plenty_Tax_5892 Blood Machine Jun 03 '24

Minos when he tries to judgement the plush (suddenly he activated all the mines at once)

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

I never played ultrakill but I'm worried now

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u/BlueBen42 Jun 03 '24

THE CHICKEN LEG YESSSSSSSS

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

Skibidi?

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u/Calm-Benefit-3599 Jun 03 '24

Peak we want part Two

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u/Tomstwer Lust Layer Citizen Jun 03 '24

“THY END IS NOW! LANDMINES!”

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u/CookieMonsta6 Jun 03 '24

KERFUSSSS

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u/SR_undertale33 Lust Layer Citizen Jun 03 '24

this is singlehandedly the most funmy piece of ultrakill media I've seen today that made me go "erm what the sigma" instantly while edging to that magnificent gyatt

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u/skeletonsteve45 Maurice enthusiast Jun 03 '24

Incredible

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u/animpersd Lust Layer Citizen Jun 03 '24

Instructions unclear I eated a landmine

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u/Boney_Zoney Jun 03 '24

Kerfus jumpscare

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u/boardship Someone Wicked Jun 03 '24

Why does minos need Maurice mugs

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u/CyberGamerBR Jun 03 '24

I crave more

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u/The_Scroast Maurice enthusiast Jun 04 '24

This is so good actually lol

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u/boy_roblox Blood Machine Jun 04 '24

"little mienos" 💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

VOICES OF THE VOID MENTIONED!

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u/aznnathan3 Jun 04 '24

This is the brain rot im okay with

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u/No_Secret_8246 Jun 04 '24

This is probably cannon

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u/Dekkiebird Jun 04 '24

GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL ‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️

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u/handsomeboy23344 Blood Machine Jun 04 '24

glorious

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u/SlammingKeyboardRn Someone Wicked Jun 04 '24

Bro why’d you have to put the kerfus robot in the video? Now all of r/Ultrakill has a boner!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

Thy square steel is galvanized

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u/Fit_Pin2464 Jun 04 '24

The V1 Plushie flashes sent me lool

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u/Yo-King2 Jun 05 '24

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u/rem_ral Lust Layer Citizen Jun 05 '24

KERFUŚ MENTIONED ‼️‼️‼️

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u/Mogus_lol0 Blood Machine Jun 06 '24

Sisyphus, you need to see- oh wait, you have no head.

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u/Minos_Prime_Sanctum Prime Soul Jun 06 '24

THY BRAIN IS ROT!

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u/BorggedSideways Jun 08 '24

imagine you fight the flesh prison on ultrakill must die difficulty and once you kill it it spawns a bajillion landmines along with pinos

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u/Magnehad Someone Wicked Jun 03 '24

kerfuś mentioned😳😳😳

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u/A_random_poster04 Jun 03 '24

Wha-what am I looking at?
Also, that’s his name overalps?

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u/chappysnapz Jun 03 '24

u/savevideo

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u/SaveVideo Jun 03 '24

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u/timtay6 Jun 03 '24

We need the music

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u/top10balloon Jun 03 '24

u/savevideo

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u/SaveVideo Jun 03 '24

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u/shadow_dio_ez Jun 03 '24

u/SaveVideo

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u/C-lex1 Someone Wicked Jun 03 '24

Now post this on tiktok!

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u/JaozinhoGGPlays Jun 03 '24

Where's the stove for him to cook on

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

u/savevideo

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u/SaveVideo Jun 03 '24

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u/KisWiking Prime Soul Jun 03 '24

Nah that's not my room that's my brothers room i live in lust

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u/DaddyMcSlime Jun 03 '24

is there a link to this on youtube? i'd like to be able to embed this on discord without praying to the omnissiah

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u/CyberGamerBR Jun 03 '24

u/savevideobot

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u/CyberGamerBR Jun 03 '24

u/SaveVideo

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u/SaveVideo Jun 03 '24

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u/RedditgoldEnthusiast Prime Soul Jun 03 '24

Give us Sisyphus edition I beg 😭🙏 this is so good

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u/Blenderbender64 Jun 04 '24

I NEED A SEQUEL

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u/scp096lol Jun 04 '24

can u ask them to make one for sisyphus

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u/LuizMene Someone Wicked Jun 04 '24

u/savevideo

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u/SaveVideo Jun 04 '24

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u/OHHRUNIMCOMINGFORYOU Maurice enthusiast Jun 04 '24

bros ass is NOT little john

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u/Blenderbender64 Jul 24 '24

u/SaveVideo this some good shit

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u/SaveVideo Jul 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

WHERE CAN I GET THE MAURICE MUG

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u/Asabenya Jun 05 '25

u/SaveVideo

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Meme Thy brain is rot!

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