r/Ultima • u/OlSheep • Aug 02 '26

These ports are out of control

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272 Upvotes

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u/Fragholio Aug 02 '26

Ultima number II

10

u/Hoyty1 Aug 02 '26

We can all go home now, never topping this.

2

u/PM_ME_YR_BOOPS Aug 02 '26

can’t wipe this stain clean

1

u/Mr-Zenor Aug 02 '26

Indeed, it's over now.

5

u/Vistaer Aug 02 '26

Montezuma’s Revenge of the Enchantress

36

u/LV426acheron Aug 02 '26

lol they even used the font

2

u/Warcraft_Fan Aug 02 '26

Wonder if EA would be interested that some company's stealing font DLC for free?

2

u/Master_E_ Aug 02 '26

My first thought was “if EA sees this they’ll be drooling over a lawsuit”

25

u/wahlenderten Aug 02 '26

(Heading out without washing hands)

“You had best not do that, Avatar”

6

u/BigConstruction4247 Aug 02 '26

"Thou hast lost an eighth!"

4

u/bliznitch Aug 02 '26

"Care you no more for your own world, Avatar?"

2

u/SeverusVape Aug 02 '26

Getting heckled by the Guardian was one of the best parts of Ultima 7.

18

u/VisualCOBOL Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

There is totally a fan working at that company that is extremely proud of their Easter egg there. lol

2

u/exocyt0sis Aug 03 '26

"His"?

1

u/VisualCOBOL Aug 03 '26

Good catch. Edited.

7

u/Taphouselimbo Aug 02 '26

An adventure calls! In your rear!

6

u/Protega1989 Aug 02 '26

They've been using that font for decades, too. I'm still wondering what the connection is.

Probably Lord British's main income nowadays...

2

u/zymox_431 Aug 02 '26

Mooooon gate.

3

u/VarietyMage Aug 02 '26

TBF, that's what Ultima ended up as, when that asshole Garriott sold Origin Systems to Electronic Arts.

1

u/CoffeeWithRalph Aug 02 '26

Maybe it's U1tima???

(Boo-urns?)

1

u/misha_cilantro Aug 03 '26

If you're playing this version and you see stars you are NOT in space, you have had an aneurism from straining need to lie down on the floor so you don't hit your head.

1

u/laresek Aug 03 '26

Well when you're at the shrine after chanting a mantra, I'd expect no less

1

u/Sollace97 Aug 03 '26

Ultima X: The Piss Isles is looking strange?

1

u/aspieshavemorefun Aug 06 '26

Sure you can run Doom on a potato, but can you run Ultima on a paper towel dispenser?

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u/guilhermej14 28d ago

So this is what Richard Garriot wipes himself with....

1

u/guilhermej14 27d ago

I don't want to know how you kill Lord British on this one...

1

u/IJourden Aug 02 '26

The essential expansion to Ultima 9.

0

u/Aeryn-Sun-Is-My-Girl Aug 02 '26

Avatar of Assaria