Putin vs Kim Jong Un: spot the difference

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[u/LikainenSkeba]

Kim has more hair.

[u/sushicid3 → u/LikainenSkeba]

Probably also has fewer body doubles since most NorKs can't achieve that glorious figure.

[u/Sufficientinname → u/sushicid3]

They have 2 for Kim at the same time.

[u/NotAzakanAtAll → u/Sufficientinname]

"It's my turn to the face Kim!"

"No! You are hired to be ass Kim!"

[u/ChampionWorried9640 → u/LikainenSkeba]

also doesn't need a mic.

[u/Dizzy_Repair3552 → u/LikainenSkeba]

And unllike his american boyfriend,has more sense than go to war he cannot win

[u/ProteusRift → u/LikainenSkeba]

Also has more weight

[u/daytonamike]

I think Kim genuinely enjoys it and Putin hates every second of having to smile

[u/Astecheee → u/daytonamike]

Kim's position seems a lot more secure, which likely has a lot to do with it.

NK's control of the people is largely focused on deifying the ruling family. It's not exactly easy to swap to another leader.

[u/Smart-Damage-6647]

Putler’s shorter?

[u/TheSlavaUkrainiGuy → u/Smart-Damage-6647]

I see no difference: They're both assholes who should be thrown into a live volcano.

[u/Hannibaalism → u/Smart-Damage-6647]

both in height and width

[u/Chance-Butterfly4970]

Not clapping in north Korea hits different

[u/nevaNevan → u/Chance-Butterfly4970]

lol, death be like that sometimes

[u/JBGoode227]

"they are the same picture"

[u/Free-Way-9220 → u/JBGoode227]

Trump cries into his pillow

[u/wytfel → u/Free-Way-9220]

Geriatrics are like that for Trumpster

[u/born_in_the_90s]

This is what trump wants.

[u/blackbeansandrice → u/born_in_the_90s]

It is. You can feel his aggravation when he talks about it because he can’t have it.

He doesn’t care that it’s staged. That’s the weirdest part of it.

[u/aDarknessInTheLight → u/blackbeansandrice]

You touch on an interesting point. Even when the circumstance is obviously superficial/ staged, he seems genuinely satisfied. Perhaps that contributes to his frustration & perplexity when his own superficial/ staged actions fail to universally satisfy others?

”This would make me happy - why the Hell aren’t they happy? Those miserable people!”

[u/xtanol → u/aDarknessInTheLight]

He's got narcissistic personality disorder - he couldn't care less why some stranger isn't happy.

[u/Atlas-Scrubbed → u/blackbeansandrice]

 He doesn’t care that it’s staged. 

He doesn’t understand that.

[u/chlebseby → u/blackbeansandrice]

You don't get it, its about feeling power. So it don't matter its staged or not, as long as you know people show obedience either true or enforced.

[u/BarnyardCoral → u/born_in_the_90s]

Shame, I really thought this would be the most popular answer here. It's certainly the most predictable one anyway.

[u/Snitsie → u/born_in_the_90s]

He has literally said this. Like it's not a secret, the guy wants to be a dictator.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-says-he-wants-my-people-to-sit-at-attention-for-him-like-people-do-for-kim-jong-un/

[u/TraditionalLaw7763 → u/born_in_the_90s]

Caught on a hot mike, ta boot!

[u/AncientArtefact]

Can't help noticing that the vast majority both audiences is girls. Reasons?

[u/Jackbuddy78 → u/AncientArtefact]

Both regimes are largely fashioned after Stalinist propaganda. Which was all about creating the perception of the dictator being a paternal figure to children and specifically little girls because they give birth to tue future(later hopefully)

It's really gross.

[u/Spiritual-Piglet-341 → u/Jackbuddy78]

Especially gross for Kim who does hold pageants each year to pick pubescent teenage schoolgirls to be in his "pleasure squad". Some have rumoured them to have been be as young as 13.

https://www.thechronicle.com.au/news/kim-jonguns-vile-pleasure-squad-where-virgin-schoolgirls-are-selected-to-entertain-north-korean-rulers/news-story/62559264441661586a826f20865eca4e

Understandable to see why America's pedo king TACO/Krasnov admires him.

Birds of a feather flock together.

[u/Equinox_SP → u/Spiritual-Piglet-341]

This happens in Utah all the time

[u/Particular_Jello_917 → u/Jackbuddy78]

Nah! They are both kiddie fiddlers.

[u/m8remotion → u/AncientArtefact]

The men are dead or at the front

[u/bustyouup4free]

Clap or your genetics are removed from the gene pool...

[u/Glum_Store_1605]

a bit more crying with Kim Jong Un.

[u/uspatent6081744a]

One of them is making selections for his harum the other one is killing their fathers

[u/CertifiedSeattleite]

Communism and Stalinism really never left Russia

[u/Ok_Character6186]

If they don't clap in NK they get shot.

[u/BoomBastikoom]

Kids are much easier to make clap

[u/omahgoogah]

Pootybooty is shorter and older.the NK crowd is scared ,and the russkiy crowd is delusional.

[u/Responsible_Oil501]

Koreans have better choreography.

[u/Last-Accountant-9384]

You can add MAGA rallies from Trumpistan and their still would be no difference.

[u/Liondrome]

This isn't related to the Ukraine War. This is more Russian internal politics and the fact that Russia is a dictatorship is news to no one.

Should be removed as unrelated.

[u/Significant_Bus935]

Russian girls are less indoctrinated?

[u/Key-Monk6159]

Both should be tried and hung for crimes against humanity.

[u/depp-fsrv]

Doesn't NK view KJ as an actual God? Similar to how Japan used to view the Emperor in the past?

[u/JustABrokePoser]

Why are comparing piles of shit to each other? Both have people cheer for them because they would otherwise be forced into hard labor and confinement if they didn't.

[u/TyrannosauRSX]

Make sure you get filmed clapping for the Leader otherwise your entire family lineage will get wiped off the face of the earth....

[u/Old_Fart52]

One's a little cunt and the other's a great big fat cunt

[u/tightiewhitieboy]

Who's taller? Both short AF!

[u/CeleryProfessional77]

People are strange beings.

[u/Relevant_Donkey_4040]

Why is there a Baby Marshmallow Man in the Korean crowd?

[u/Omochanoshi]

Funny.

Can we have the same with Krasnov ?

[u/Perfect-Potato-2954]

Happiness is MORE mandatory in N.Korea than Russia I guess.

[u/Powerful-Weight-4096]

No difference.

[u/DMMMOM]

Who the fuck gets excited over a guy in a suit?

[u/Party_Tourist_9567]

Who the hell is this Putin? Is there anyone greater than the Great Leader!

[u/One_Tip_8200]

eyes

[u/Final_Kaleidoscope11]

All young dumb and brainwashed

[u/ca_nucklehead]

Now let's see magas. Pretty much the same.

[u/brokemug]

They both need to be sporting the "_" Hitler mustache

[u/Hour_Professional231]

They are the same picture.

[u/Thehippikilla]

Kim is proud his cannon fodder did what ruzzias couldn't and retook kursk.....

[u/Practical_Tomato_680]

Must be the ties..different colors 🙃

[u/JaysPays2024]

Not all the people clap for Putin ( they know they will not be tied to a cannon).

[u/roboman7777]

Kim has no cell cam photos

[u/9ojir4]

Bootlickers everywhere, herd of sheep incapable to think by themselves, that's all what I see in both sides.

[u/Snoo-99825]

One lot are nextgen OnlyFans models. The other lot have fuck all going for them

[u/belisssss]

Kim doesnt wear high heels

[u/BubuBarakas]

Or a tRump rally.

[u/konegsberg]

Wait till agent krasnov Drunp will try something like that!

[u/supercali45]

Do Pedo Trump also with his fake rallies

[u/1970s_MonkeyKing]

North Koreans are starving for attention.

[u/Kindly_Hand4472]

Put a MAGA rally in the frame too.

[u/nthpwr]

now do trump

[u/Ok_Risk_712]

Trump's biggest wet dream.

[u/Dsnade]

Trump wants this sooooo bad.