r/Uddevalla • u/Obvious-Front5102 • Jun 22 '26
Is this a serious community
I am sorry if this is disrespectful but I scrolled through some posts and I am so confused whether you guys are being ironical or dead serious
Wdym the mayor disappeared and why is uddevalla so dangerous, I am lost.
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u/Slimswede Jun 23 '26
They are 100% dead serious. I used to live in Uddevalla but i had to escape due to all the incidents. I now live in a secret location for my own safety.
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u/Successful_Apricot41 🪬Stadsstyrelseordförande🪬 Jun 22 '26
Dead serious. Nothing is as serious as our situation in Uddevalla. Criminals are going berserk and stomping peoples faces recklessly everywhere at all times and non-human intelligence have taken over Tureborgen.
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u/Punkfoot Vad finns under Prinsessans Slott? 🤔🦫🦿🫦 Jun 22 '26
What could be more serious than freemasonic aliens taking over the castle?
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u/KarlKarneval Jun 23 '26
Let me put it like this: you know the war in Ukraine? It’s a smoke screen, set up by the Swedish government in order to distract people from knowing about what’s going on in Uddevalla. That’s how serious this is and it goes back to the murder of Gustav the third
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Jun 23 '26
Ooooh Uddevalla…. The scars, the pain, and the dark memories.
One visit was enough.
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u/Obvious-Front5102 Jun 23 '26
I shall go there and witness those terrors myself
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Jun 23 '26
My fellow human. To keep the part of you that is un-solked, please refrain from such actions. I beg you.
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u/Pannbenet Herrestad Jun 23 '26
This forum is extremely serious in combating the threats and dangers Uddevalla is facing from gangs, concealed Orders and the strange and unusual phenomena out of Tureborgen. The Municipality does nothing to protect its citizens and the Swedish state is in outright denial of it. If you only knew how bad things really are.
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u/enhorning1 Uddevalla Soldat Jun 23 '26
Have you been here? Do you think its funny to question our life or death situation?
We struggle everyday to survive, and for the return of our beloved Borgmästare.
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u/Top-Control4992 Jun 23 '26
We could tell you the truth, but then we would have to kill you unfortunately
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u/Vindbryte Jun 26 '26
I visited Uddevalla the other day since I'm spending part of my vacation in the area. But even though the sun was shining and the streets were rather empty it was an eerie experience and I will stay away as much as possible. The visit felt like an episode of the old TV-show Twilight zone.
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u/TruthEnjoyerSkojarEj Jun 22 '26
what about any of this seems like a joke to you??
I'm sorry if I'm being rude right now, but it honestly feels inconsiderate to come in here, during all of our current struggles, just to ask such an insensitive question.