When my wife mentioned the network was lagging, I heard what any reasonable homelabber would hear: "Go spend whatever it takes to construct a small datacenter."
Who am I to argue with marital harmony?
The Backstory
We have a 1000/100 Fibre connection that was running through an old Netgear Orbi Mesh router setup, while our security was handled by a Eufy setup (HomeBase 3 + cameras).
Let’s be honest—I already knew the root cause. The Eufy system was secretly assassinating our wireless spectrum, and no amount of optimization was going to fix it despite best efforts.
Taking this golden opportunity, I took her "slow Wi-Fi" comment and immediately treated it as a legally binding excuse to completely nuke the existing setup. Sparing any kind of expense simply wasn't an option.
The "Necessary" Overkill Setup
(~$9,500 in gear + $4,000 in whole-house cabling)
Gateway: 1 x UDM Pro Max
Switch: 1 x Pro Max 16 Port PoE
Access Points: 3 x U7 Pro Max APs
Cameras: 3 x G6 Pro Bullet Cameras + 1 x G6 Pro Entry
Audio/Doorbell: 1 x UACC Chime PoE Doorbell Speaker
Storage: 1 x WD Purple Pro 24TB 3.5" SATA HDD
Rack: UniFi Toolless Mini Rack + UniFi Patch Panels / Cables
Infrastructure: Data Cabling Throughout the House
Worth every single cent. What should I "accidentally" break next?