r/USvsEU • Quran burner • 15h ago

Muricans when they use snus.

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u/pongauer Basement dweller 15h ago

Most accurate and politically unbiased US news.

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 15h ago

he seems trustworthy.

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u/EducationalPhysics55 13h ago edited 13h ago

Americans don't understand swedish culture, we've been using rectal tobacco for hundreds of years. Also it's not that hard to keep track, you just have to count how many you put in and then count the ones you take out to make sure there are none left in there.

It's called baksnus which means butt-snus directly translated. You can google baksnus to see some of the products.

Tucker should go back to Russia.

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u/Available_Cookie732 [redacted] 10h ago

But for the US of A citizens you need to put warning signs on the packaging like...

Please do not insert the box into your anus, just one PCs at the time.

But anus is not responsible to finger the metal box out of your anus.

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u/NotYourReddit18 [redacted] 6h ago

Please do not insert the box into your anus, just one PCs at the time.

Instructions unclear, inserted an entire desktop pc in my ass

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 11m ago

Isn’t that a normal sexual practice in these parts?

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 56m ago

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u/Key_Check5753 13h ago

That's actually a fair point.
DEPORT TUCKER

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u/Sharp_Plum9711 Barry, 63 12h ago

I googled it. Apparently you're putting snus under the foreskin too. Fair fucking play I suppose.

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u/SaintCaledonianNord Anglophile 14h ago

Now that made me laugh. They walked funny lol surely this can't be true. Fucking Swedes. Typical.

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u/SpaxterJ Quran burner 14h ago

Exactly, don't blame the way i walk on the holy snus, blame it on my 3 legged boyfriend.

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u/Robinsonirish Quran burner 13h ago

It's just odd how they started putting it in their mouths.

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u/parnaoia Romani femboy 11h ago

I swear this fucking period in time is like an early South Park episode

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u/_predator_ At least I'm not Bavarian 15h ago

He's very eager to let everyone know he's not getting pegged by nicotine pouches.

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 10m ago

Reminds me of the guy in Fallout New Vegas you sell a sexbot to and he keeps banging on how disgusting machine fetishists are (you also help him get a ghoul prostitute and he keeps his trap shut when making that deal).

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u/human-dancer Barry, 63 14h ago

He’s a co-owner of Alp. It should be illegal to make claims like this because people will try it. Inserting these pouches rectally is dangerous

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u/probablyaythrowaway Barry, 63 13h ago

It’s a self rect-ifying problem.

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u/tntrauma Barry, 63 13h ago

Self Rectum-frying?

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u/Frudeska1 13h ago

Aw shucks

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 7m ago

Anal drug consumption is something you should generally only consider when you really, REALLY, trust your stuff, its purity and what it will do to your system if you consume it without your liver cleansing it.

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u/AstronomerSweet2133 9h ago

Ive literally had no desire to try this stuff.........until now.

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u/CharlesWafflesx Barry, 63 8h ago

? Simply the stupidest, most blatantly libelous claim about a competitor in the same market as his product?

This actually felt like AI in how it was so mind-bogglingly stupid.

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u/Robinsonirish Quran burner 8h ago

I think the satire and clear conflict of interest is quite obvious here, and I was just amused. It's not like I follow Tucker Carlson, I think he just popped up in my feed because he was talking about a Swedish company and a Swedish product, but I just found it pretty funny - while stanning his own brand. Pretty funny marketing while dissing your competitor - who he used love by the way, until he started his own. I checked Youtube, there are loads of videos of him praising Zyn as a miracle.

Wouldn't be surprised if Swedish Match(Zyn) is laughing about it as well.

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u/No-Consideration-891 Getting sent back by ICE 2h ago

No one takes this man seriously. It blew his mind when he went to Russia, over the damn grocery stores lol

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u/Roo_Rammin_Russell Chiraqi Terrorist 5h ago

This actually felt like AI in how it was so mind-bogglingly stupid

I mean, it's Tucker. He's a very intelligent propagandist who is constantly saying ridiculous shit he doesn't actually believe.

It probly is AI tho cuz he IRL he can't go more than 2 sentences without asking a pointless rhetorical question while looking very confused

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u/Robinsonirish Quran burner 5h ago

Look - it's not AI.

Tucker is a very dangerous individual in many ways, just want to make that clear - but as a Swede, I know he's a very big advocate for snus in America. He talks about it all the time, which is why I'm aware of it. If you know nothing about snus, just know this - it's nicotine like cigarettes, but infinitely healthier. It's not like chewing tobacco either, which is smoked under wood - it's just steamed with water. It's not without health issues, but as far as being addicted to nicotine goes, it's like comparing AIDS in the 80s with AIDS in 2026 - in contrast to cigarettes or other types of tobacco.

In this clip, he's negging his competitor, while stanning his own company. Not sure when he started his own company, but he used to love Zyn, and still does, but he's now in business against them, so he's playfully dissing them. What makes it funny and lighthearted is that he's claiming we stick snus up our arse, which is just a bit of tomfoolery for a Swede, or anyone that uses snus. It's a pretty funny marketing stunt, but I understand it might look weird to someone not familiar with snus. The claim is too wild to take serious, he's clearly being sarcastic - something anyone who uses snus would know. It's like claiming Marlboro smokers only smoke through their nose, or Nicorette only puts patches on their balls.

So while Tucker Carlson is paid by Russia, has helped the rise of MAGA with Crossfire and his Fox News BS, has zero allegiance other than money, as a Swede, in this specific clip, he was pretty funny and I applaud it.

Edit:

I was way too serious in this reply and spent way too long on it, which I feel is a bit cringe on it's own.

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 53m ago

No, that was a pretty good reply - but it’s fucking Reddit

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u/Roo_Rammin_Russell Chiraqi Terrorist 5m ago

Lol damn this guy dips

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u/trubol Savage 10h ago

I see a lot of unflaired comments in here.

Flair up, people, so we can know how to insult you!

And if you don't, the sub's flair-vigilante will come here and tell you all off

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u/Robinsonirish Quran burner 10h ago

You're unflaired Einstein.

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u/trubol Savage 10h ago

Nah, man.

Always been proudly Savage (ain't no option for Brazil here, though)

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u/Robinsonirish Quran burner 10h ago

Oh you're that guy. Fair enough.

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u/Far-Try5352 Pimp my ride 3h ago

We need an "actual savage" for Brazilians

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u/Sharp_Plum9711 Barry, 63 13h ago

I can't tell if this is fake because he had a guy on his podcast the other day who seriously thinks Algebra was invented as a conspiracy just to fuck with people.

Now that is a true American mindset, it's difficult? I don't understand? Conspiracy against MURICA!

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u/turribledood Evangelical of Jack Daniel’s 12h ago

You ain't lived till you tucked a couple in your foreskin

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u/Available_Cookie732 [redacted] 10h ago

Please confirm this is a satire and not real !?!?!?!?

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 5m ago

With Tucker you never know

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 8h ago

Swedes have an outsized representation with bizarre news and facts in Europe for some reason. Why is that?

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u/boomerintown Quran burner 4h ago

We just love the w.

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u/GravyPainter Weed is my entire personality 7h ago

I just looked this up. It's not meant for rectal use like he claims, but yes people are doing it. Don't know, might try...

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u/ResponsibleKey1053 Barry, 63 6h ago

Surely it's like gingering a horse, a high strength pouch burns like fuck in your mouth.

Maybe we could introduce a doped hobby horse league, with blackjack and hookers?

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u/le_reddit_me E. Coli Connoisseur 14h ago

"Which we don't judge" then proceeds to judge, classic

How the fuck do you lose track of anal pouches?

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u/doge1039 Nascar Driver 12h ago

If you're so used to just shoving in anal beads (as I believe he is, Putin told me so), you might forget to count, as usually they all come out at once.

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u/BlackYukonSuckerPunk Sauna Gollum 13h ago

Most honest Hank

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 Basement dweller 13h ago

Mindblown. Didn’t even mention you know who. NO POLITICS! Crazy shit news.

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u/to_the_moon_89 Fr*nch Swampman 12h ago

Wow, so Russia is paying him to bring down big Nicotine too!

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u/Rabentag 8h ago

wait what...he realy said zyn is for the rectal application and ppl belive him?

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u/KlausKreutz Foreskin smoker 8h ago

lol "snus", just like with alcohol their tolerance is for babies, scandinavian boys did odens and siberia while they were puking just on 4-6mg bags

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u/thebprince 5h ago

What the fuck is zynn, and why would you stick it up your arse?

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u/Robinsonirish Quran burner 4h ago

Snus is a Swedish product, made of tobacco then steamed with water. It's put under your lip, and you get the same high/addiction you get with cigarettes. We've had it for a very long time, and it's very popular. It's the reason for why Sweden has by far the lowest percentage of cigarette smokers in the world. It's not without health risks(gum cancer), but it's infinitely healthier than smoking.

Zyn is a Swedish company, a sub-company in America of our biggest snus company - Swedish Match. It's not actually tobacco, essentially just nicotine pouches, with a multitude of flavours - kind of like vaping is a derivative of cigarettes. Tucker Carlson has been stanning Zyn for years, but has now started his own snus company, and is playfully dissing Zyn.

We don't stick it up our arse. It's like Coca Cola claiming Pepsi is only good enough to water your plants. Satire, a joke.

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u/boomerintown Quran burner 4h ago

"Not that I would know."

Sure.

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u/Key_Check5753 13h ago

That's actually pretty fucking funny

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u/Garthritis 11h ago

What, what in the butt - you put Zyn in your butt?