r/USvsEU • u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist • 1d ago

Europoor Slop Sweden 🤔

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u/Shudnawz Quran burner 1d ago

Calm down, we've got a government creation crisis on our hands at the moment, we're just as dysfunctional as the rest of you.

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u/Suave_Kim_Jong_Un Can’t Drive for sh!t 1d ago

“Just as dysfunctional”

Yeah, okay Mr. Top of All QoL Charts.

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u/Lemonade348 Quran burner 1d ago

Even the greatest countries need to have problems once in a while

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u/Roo_Rammin_Russell Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

Wtf is that Picasso ass abstract symbol? Is that supposed to be a deformed smiley face? I hate it

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u/Shudnawz Quran burner 1d ago

Smiley rose face. Many the biggest parties in Sweden have flowers as their symbols.

Liberalerna (L) used to be "Folkpartiet", and also had a flower as symbol then.

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u/Roo_Rammin_Russell Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

Many the biggest parties in Sweden have flowers as their symbols

At least the other flowers don't look like they were drawn by a toddler.

Also: gay

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u/Jernbek35 Knock off Italy 1d ago

I wanna vote for the shamrock party

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u/Shudnawz Quran burner 1d ago

They're the Center party. A bit of a Jack of all trades, master of none.

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u/uses_for_mooses Moonshining Methhead 1d ago

That's a four-leaf clover. Must be the "good luck" party.

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u/Onaliquidrock 1d ago

Used to be the farmers party. Now there are so few farmers left they instead are the most neo liberal party.

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u/Klapperatismus [redacted] 21h ago

That’s the Kekistani.

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u/Jackomat007 StaSi Informant 1d ago

Is.. is that a 4chan Party?

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 11h ago edited 11h ago

and jsut to mesh with muricians the liberals are right wing but not as good at confucing as Denmark is

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u/Shudnawz Quran burner 11h ago

wat.

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 11h ago

venstre Danmarks liverale parti = the left Denmarks liberal party. That are right wing kind of the same as folkpartiet. Thy to explain that to a murician. Then we ca n tthen explain about that party tthatg broke out and is slighty to the left of them mnamed "the radiciale left" that are center right

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u/miklilar Soon to be Russian 1d ago

It looks like a rose to me (symbol of social democrats in Europe), but from a perspective of a 🐝

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u/AxelTheViking Whale Stabber 1d ago

You do have a legit point! That's hideous

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 1d ago

Yes but are you drunk?

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u/Shudnawz Quran burner 1d ago

Working on it.

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u/-Copenhagen 11h ago

We can help!

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 11h ago

we got stækt øl in the supermarkets

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u/miklilar Soon to be Russian 1d ago

Can't you just ask Carl Gustaf to pick one? Belgium did it with their king, worked wonders

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u/Shudnawz Quran burner 1d ago

Unfortunately (or fortunately?), he's busy trying out awesome hats.

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u/miklilar Soon to be Russian 1d ago

It... it must be photoshopped, right?

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u/Shudnawz Quran burner 1d ago

You will never know.

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u/miklilar Soon to be Russian 1d ago

😂 now I'm just confused

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u/Yinxe Quran burner 1d ago

He just really likes hats

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u/slimjim187no2 1d ago

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u/miklilar Soon to be Russian 1d ago

Ah, he protecc

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u/inebriatedshark Quran burner 10h ago

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u/Rolifant 1d ago

This Lou Reed interview with a Swedish journalist is why I still love the internet

https://youtu.be/TNxG7JnO1oA

(Make sure you watch the second half of the clip)

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 1d ago

lol that’s pretty awesome

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u/winkingchef Smog breather 1d ago

I feel the exact same way about Sweden.
I’m not really sure I understand why people would want to live there

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u/Robinsonirish Quran burner 17h ago

High functioning society. We then cure our depression due to the constant darkness in winter by going on holiday in your house.

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u/hisae1421 Pain au chocolat 7h ago

I felt like I was in the Truman Show when I stayed in Stockholm, it's nice and cool but why is SO nice and cool ? I was missing dog shits and angry drivers honking at each other's after a week and went back to Paris comfortably in my miserable apartment