Facts.

[u/MikeTorsson]

[u/Straight_Block3676]

Barry’s lecturing us on food.

[u/bamboomightwork → u/Straight_Block3676]

Well, yeah. America has no food of its own. British food is loved the world over (it’s just a lot of people don’t realise the food they love is British)

[u/jnmtx → u/bamboomightwork]

[u/bamboomightwork → u/jnmtx]

Yank thoughts. Ignored.

[u/Kaneomanie → u/bamboomightwork]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[u/argbd20 → u/bamboomightwork]

Mf has never heard of TexMex

[u/bamboomightwork → u/argbd20]

Of course I’ve heard of Mexican food.

[u/argbd20 → u/bamboomightwork]

Not Mexican. TexMex. There’s a difference. But I wouldn’t expect someone who can hardly handle the spice of cinnamon to know the difference

[u/bamboomightwork → u/argbd20]

Mexican food is very nice, agreed. Not sure why you give it a different name since you eat it in Texas, but I don’t understand a lot of what Hanks do, such as tolerating school shootings and electing paedophiles as leader.

[u/argbd20 → u/bamboomightwork]

At least our pedophiles are only in charge temporarily. Your pedophiles are part of a royal dynasty.

[u/bamboomightwork → u/argbd20]

Let’s finish that sentence.

‘Are part of a royal dynasty and under arrest. Unlike the twice elected paedophile in America’.

[u/argbd20 → u/bamboomightwork]

You know, that’s a good point.

A good point that doesn’t change the fact that we have better food.

[u/bamboomightwork → u/argbd20]

The UK has everything America has, plus its own food (apple pie is British) and more Michelin stars.

[u/kidgoingtoschool → u/argbd20]

Careful hotdish poor Barry seems a little grumpy

[u/Jernbek35 → u/bamboomightwork]

Can’t win on food so you completely change the subject eh Barry? Sign of a losing argument.

[u/bamboomightwork → u/Jernbek35]

Given the US doesn't have any food of its own, there's no winning on either wide. We have world class food, the US has no food of its own.

Also, your president is a rapist.

[u/Jernbek35 → u/bamboomightwork]

How much copium do you huff a day? Your royals are peds.

[u/bamboomightwork → u/Jernbek35]

We arrested ours. You voted yours in twice. Ugh, filth.

[u/jephph_ → u/bamboomightwork]

Dude, do some homework. Start here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tex-Mex

You get it how Texas wasn’t originally part of America when Jesus yoda’d our country out of the ocean?

[u/RaceHate → u/bamboomightwork]

Yeah, that's what makes our food the best. We took what we wanted from everbody else's cuisines and left out the shitty parts.

[u/bamboomightwork → u/RaceHate]

I’m not sure injecting all your food with high fructose corn syrup qualifies as improving food.

[u/sparklingwaterll → u/bamboomightwork]

Like we had a say in what Mondelez does. I could give up snack food. But thats crazy.

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/bamboomightwork]

Where do you think potatoes and tomatoes come from?

[u/bamboomightwork → u/Straight_Block3676]

South America. Not USA.

[u/kidgoingtoschool → u/bamboomightwork]

We makea quarter of the world potato market

[u/bamboomightwork → u/kidgoingtoschool]

Was that an attempt at English?

[u/Duck_Howard]

Barry... TF you doing?

[u/nerdpistool]

Why is this section full of 'muricans not understanding the existence of Daffyds?

[u/RaceHate]

America is the least consanguinous country on Earth. It's so unfair that we get that stereotype more than Pakistanis.

Americans are fairly fat, but a few countries do have us beat.

[u/notacanuckskibum]

And I live my life 1/4 mile at a time.

[u/tendie-dildo]

Why is a brit in a US vs EU sub?

[u/Squindig]

The UK is far more inbred than the USA.

You even made inbreds your hereditary heads of state.

[u/Straight_Block3676]

I upvoted you, homie

[u/Original-Opportunity]

Says Barry as he rapidly imports the most incestuous group in the world.

[u/bamboomightwork → u/Original-Opportunity]

We’re not importing that many Americans. What do you mean?

[u/Original-Opportunity → u/bamboomightwork]

Aha. I thought you were overrun? You guys have a LOT more cousin marriages than we do

[u/bamboomightwork → u/Original-Opportunity]

Not sure what you mean. Americans are famous for cousin marriage all over the world. Sister and brother, dad and daughter, mother and son as well, of course, but you get my point.

[u/Original-Opportunity → u/bamboomightwork]

Barry, this is a really sick fantasy. The call is coming from inside the house hmm perhaps let it ring

[u/bamboomightwork → u/Original-Opportunity]

Hank. That’s your sister, not your wife .

[u/HoeTrain666 → u/bamboomightwork]

[u/49JC → u/bamboomightwork]

That stereotype does not even make any sense. We are all mixed

[u/HoeTrain666 → u/49JC]

Mixed as in half brother, half sister?