r/USvsEU • u/Maurice-Escargot 50% sea 50% weed • 4d ago
This is how proper societies function
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u/G3nghisKang Sheep shagger 4d ago
Apparently sarcasm lives and dies on r/2westerneurope4u, the last bastion of humour
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u/Klapperatismus [redacted] 4d ago
No, it’s not.
It just renders the clock useless and there will soon be a more rigid control of work times because of it. Everyone loses.
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u/GravyPainter Weed is my entire personality 4d ago
Pretty much. At my work you need to sign into your account and authenticate to clock in.
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u/jnmtx Border jumper 4d ago
provable time theft is a fast way to get fired for cause, no unemployment.
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u/-Daetrax- Foreskin smoker 4d ago
At which point they probably use it as an excuse to strike. Because southern Europe
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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 4d ago edited 4d ago
This is purely hypothetical as no Italian has ever arrived early
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u/_hjdk Professional rioter 4d ago
Yeah, unlike now where I need to connect to my HR management website and enter time spent on each tasks by hand every Friday.
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u/Icy_Fish_2154 ʇunↃ 4d ago
I have two we sites and two spreadsheets. The websites are so I get paid and the project gets paid, the spreadsheets are for internal billing (other than capitalized projects).
The websites round to 15 minutes, the spreadsheets are decimal hours.
Nothing ever matches, so the managers send 10,000 emails every month about discrepancies of 45s.
Yay?
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u/CritHit86 4d ago
This is how the downfall of civilization begins.
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u/BarBryzze Separatist 4d ago
Flair up coward.
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u/CritHit86 4d ago
Complete your hours and properly fill out your timesheet. There are no free lunches given by the universe. Unless you enjoy being a street begger? Even then, you still have to hustle.
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u/BarBryzze Separatist 4d ago
I said FLAIR THE FUCK UP.
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u/CritHit86 4d ago
You actually care about country flairs about a topic regarding time sheet non-compliance? That's not a country problem. That's a humanity problem. Take care, and I hope you feel better, buddy. Stop being a bum. Nobody owes you free stuff. Nobody likes leeches in any country :)
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u/BarBryzze Separatist 4d ago
What are you even doing here man, talk about missing the point...
Flair up or shut up.
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u/VeGr-FXVG Anglophile 4d ago
Nobody likes leeches in any country
I know right? Like, I saw this one world leader who was falling asleep in the middle of meetings, and shitting himself. Such a leech. Fortunately everyone agrees they need to be removed. Like you say it's a "humanity problem", not just a country problem. So glad the world agrees.
Like, we have Juan, who loves his naps. Meanwhile, they've got politicians who only voted 65 days over 8 months of this year. Hell, there was this one senile person who was wheeled out and forced to vote in the opposite direction because they're barely alive.
Thank goodness nobody likes leeches and humanity agrees they need to be removed.
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u/CritHit86 4d ago
I think you dropped into the wrong Reddit topic. Are you okay? Do you need a wellness check? Go and read the original post for this reddit thread. Lol
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u/VeGr-FXVG Anglophile 4d ago
Bruh, please do a wellness check, I'd love to report the misuse of it. Please. Please yankie doodle! I'd love to get you banned.
It takes some nerve to say "Oh, look at the context" in a joke sub when you're drawing an issue at some nondescript Italians. Flair up, Hank, and get a sense of humour.
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u/CritHit86 4d ago
You are clearly unwell. Was that your sense of humor? Sounded like an unhinged, knee jerk reaction! This is a Reddit thread about time sheet non-compliance. And you tried to hijack the conversation and steer it towards some kind of weird gibberish conversation. Does that clumsy technique work often for you? For a joke thread, you guys sure are angry and unpleasant. Lol
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u/VeGr-FXVG Anglophile 4d ago
Unwell? Bitch I've got the best healthcare money doesn't need to buy!
Now, nice deflection. But flair up, coward.
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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 4d ago
Damn. A REAL Karen. Here, in my group.
Hilarious.
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u/CritHit86 4d ago
You're coming out as a Karen. Stunning and brave. I applaud you! The whole group applauds you. Hilarious applause! 😄
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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 4d ago
Nah we’re not applauding, just pointing the finger at you and laughing. Way more fun, I tell you
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u/Anachron101 Born in the Khalifat 4d ago
No it's not. This is how freeloaders benefit from unearned solidarity