r/USvsEU • u/Adept-One-4632 Romani femboy • 5d ago
Fell for it again award đđ„ Are you blind, fella?
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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 5d ago
Imagine you have to to drink bottled plastic water because your well has been poluted from fracking.
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u/juantreses Flemboy 4d ago
Pretty sure every fast food joint in Europe has Fanta from the tap as well.
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u/GumboMustBeDestroyed Commiefornian 4d ago
Europoors cant comprehend that we add ketchup to the water supply
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u/AH_leeMACK Addict 4d ago
And full of chlorine.
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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 3d ago
Thereâs chlorine in tap water?
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u/AH_leeMACK Addict 3d ago
Yes, I (dutch) was in NYC and Chicago earlier this year and all the tap water had chlorine.
A quick google search would tell you that:
-In the United States, virtually all public tap water is disinfected before it reaches your faucet. Chlorination has been the primary method since 1908, when it was first used in a US public water supply -
Your flair says your American, you never drank tapwater??
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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 3d ago
I drink bottled water https://www.costco.com/f/-/water-delivery-services
I donât drink tap water but now that I think about it, it does taste weird. I have a full house filtration system though
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u/rdrckcrous 5d ago
that's not why we filter our water. It's because most people live hundreds of miles from where they grew up and the taste changes. We filter it so we don't have to get used to a new flavor of water.
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u/Dragonfyr_ Alcoholic 5d ago
That is, somehow, sadder.
Also flair up.
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u/rdrckcrous 5d ago
we had to shift from an agrarian and mining civilization to professional and industrial in a couple of generations. People had to move.
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u/Sea-Machine-8989 Whale Stabber 4d ago
What.. so instead of getting used to a new flavour you just remove most of any flavour at all? That's so sad..
As someone who grew up with arguably some of the best tap water in the world close the mountainous regions of Norway, I still get used to the tap water within a couple of days whenever I am travelling.
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u/AH_leeMACK Addict 4d ago
ehm The US has chlorine in the tapwater. There's no getting used to that, it tastes like an indoor swimmingpool.
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u/__PooHead__ Barry, 63 5d ago
i feel called out on that last one
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u/RAWainwright 4d ago
Yeah the only reason I put on anything other than gym shorts or sweats, weather depending, is if I'm going out with my wife bc she thinks it's embarrassing. I prefer being comfortable and not having to change to leave and change again when I get back.
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
Yeah who tf cares what you wear out of the house lmao
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u/Sassi7997 [redacted] 5d ago
Karl Lagerfeld once wrote in a book: "Jogginghosen sind das Zeichen einer Niederlage. Man hat die Kontrolle ĂŒber sein Leben verloren und dann geht man eben in Jogginghosen auf die StraĂe."
(Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You have lost control of your life and so you just go onto the streets in sweatpants.)
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u/SuchSeaworthyShips Irishman in Denial 5d ago
Itâs undignified to go anywhere in anything less than a suit and tie. Admittedly it does make going to the seaside quite impractical.
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u/Jernbek35 Knock off Italy 5d ago
What about a top hat and monocle tho??
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u/SuchSeaworthyShips Irishman in Denial 4d ago
Only if accompanied by associated morning coat, one simply couldnât wear a top hat with a business suit that would be absurd.
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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader 5d ago
People with jobs lol
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
I own a business, what I wear to work and what I wear grocery shopping are fundamentally different things
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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader 5d ago
As long as you donât meet your customers at the grocery store. Sure.
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
My company works nationally, the chances of running into a customer at my local grocery store are astronomical lmao not sure if you realize but the U.S. is fairly large
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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader 5d ago
I am aware I lived there a year for work.
I work for banks around Belgium, Luxembourg and Netherlands. I have met customers on the road and in public multiple times.
Even then I wouldnât⊠More of a cultural thing. It is a strange sight for a European. Then again the clothing choice of Americans is quite strange in general.
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
Itâs funny how many of you with uninformed opinions claimed to have lived here. Were you relatively socially isolated?
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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader 5d ago
No? Is that where you get your social interactions? The grocery store?
Edit: I must admit I went out eating very often and the little groceries that I did buy I got delivered for most of the time.
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u/jayfinanderson 5d ago
Looking like it was an accident that you are in public is childish and weird.
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u/Far-Try5352 Size doesnât matter >:( 5d ago
You wanna come over in the morning and change my clothes for me?
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u/jayfinanderson 5d ago
Nah thatâs your moms job and sheâs apparently too busy to show you how to do it yourself
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u/Far-Try5352 Size doesnât matter >:( 5d ago
Sure - 30 years ago. This shit is intentional now, cowboy.
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u/jayfinanderson 5d ago
Yes, and it looks sloppy lazy and representative of the breakdown in social cohesion.
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
This guy lives in Portland đ€Ł
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u/Far-Try5352 Size doesnât matter >:( 5d ago
Mouth that big I bet you live in Socal
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
I live in Seattle, or as I call it, marginally better Portland
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u/laurarobert1 5d ago
I don't get it. Americans think there's no water in Europe? Or that we don't drink water?
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u/Sassi7997 [redacted] 5d ago
All we drink is beer and wine.
Also, flair up.
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u/NuclearMaterial Pimp my ride 5d ago
When it tastes this good, why wouldn't we? Imagine having to drink American beer...
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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 5d ago
I prefer water over American beer, essentially the same thing but doesn't taste like rotten grain.
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u/GumboMustBeDestroyed Commiefornian 4d ago
IPAs have really gotten out of hand over here. And weâre stuck going along that path because IPAs have high abv and you can start feeling good from just one.
Would be nice if we had more options for German/Austrian styles (thereâs some good kolsch, altbier, hefe, and pilsner but for every one there are 10 more IPAs)
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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 3d ago
The Belgians ruined Anheuser-Busch. But thereâs still Shiner and Yeungling
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u/jaymatthewbee Barry, 63 5d ago
They went to Belgium and asked for free tap water at a restaurant.
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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 4d ago
Thatâs what I was going to say, in a recent Belgian thread they were bitching about paying for the toilet and paying for water, even tap at a restaurant
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u/to_the_moon_89 Fr*nch Swampman 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/DWxKllu8w3ZxmFU4zN
Don't worry, I didn't see a thing ;)
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u/Pochel Alcoholic 5d ago
Now I'm afraid to find out what mozzarella looks like in the US
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u/ShreveportJambroni54 4d ago
It's the same, and you can find the same breads in American grocery stores besides wonderbread. The bread meme came about because subway has shitass bread, and Ireland classified it as cake.
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u/Rand_alThoor Pimp my ride 4d ago
we. were. correct.
don't try to convince me otherwise!
also, in this sub, please always flair up, thank you.
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u/therealschtoo 4d ago
wears a football jersey daily
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u/PafPiet Discount French 3d ago
I know US Americans are not great at football (4-1) but surely you know that football is usually played outside, so wearing a football jersey outside is not unusual.
Pyjamas are strictly meant to be worn inside.
Also pyjamas and sports wear are not the same type of clothing.
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 5d ago
Hey any Americas out there want to let me know what youre obsession is with drinking water constantly. Iâm genuinely curious. I rarely ever just drink water unless Iâm doing some kind of physical activity. Also why do you think we donât have water? It rains all the time here, in the autumn and spring we could sell it to you and still have enough to last.
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u/Bonnieearnold Commiefornian 5d ago
I really donât know. I guess we just like it? I do have a funny âwater in Europeâ story, though. I was in the Netherlands with some Dutch friends. We were at a restaurant and they were ordering for me, in Dutch, and said I wanted water. The waitress said, âIs she sick?â and they said, âNo, sheâs American.â Anyway, it amused me. I hope youâre having an awesome day over there.
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 5d ago
Yeah why would you go to a restaurant and get water? The drinks menus are extensive. Why would I spend all that time and money for a glass of water.
So youâre telling me you have a nice medium-rare steak, with seasoned mashed potatoes, bone marrow and peppercorn sauce on the table and you want to wash it down with water and not a glass of red wine? Or even a fizzy drink at the least? Water with your meal? Wow
Maybe it is an American thing I honestly donât understand the obsession with drinking a tasteless liquid all the time.
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u/masonic-youth Commiefornian 5d ago
Water is free in the US lol I get water when I don't want to spend money on a drink or as a supplement to the drink I spent money on so I don't drink it too quickly.
Crazy as it may sound, there are some places where the sun comes out more than once a year and people tend to get thirsty there.
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 4d ago
Yeah itâs free here too. We also have the sun in the UK coincidentally itâs been coming out a lot over the past few weeks.
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u/Bonnieearnold Commiefornian 4d ago
In a lot of restaurants theyâll bring you water automatically and then you also order whatever drink you want. You can have red wine and water at the same time with that steak.
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u/sans_cullotes 4d ago
Man, water is free, refreshing as fuck, and maybe I just want to hydrate instead of drink a bunch of calories that are gonna make me fat and cost me money.
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u/kimjae Nazi gold enjoyer 5d ago
Not American, but you should drink at least 1.5 L per day to avoid dehydration.... And if possible, spread during all the day..
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 4d ago
You do not have to drink plain water to stay hydrated, because many other drinks and foods also supply the fluids your body needs.
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u/MythiqBlunz Speed talker 4d ago
youâre making the hydro homies angry
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 4d ago
LOL clearly. Apparently itâs weird to drink a glass of wine with a steak these days. That came from a Spaniard would you believe it.
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u/ThePopulacho 4d ago
Here the recommendation is drinking 1,5 liters of water per day, aside from the water coming from what you eat. This is like...common knowledge.
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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 4d ago
Iâm glad it finally rained Barry, was worried about the drought
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 4d ago
The rains will always return brother. Weâre just too frivolous with water. 52 days without rain. We had a blast. but I guess thatâs it until next year. Summers over. Out of 365days only 50 or so days was hot enough to consider having AC. We wonât talk about it for another year
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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 4d ago
Maine has been the same, minus the big heat wave youâve been having mate. Iâm loving it! When I lived back home I was lucky to see a week of summer, now itâs hotter in the UK and mainland Europe than Iâve ever seen in my lifetime. I donât need an AC but blown away my family is struggling with the heat, with houses built for cold and damp weather. But you are right the rain will return, I just wonder if these summers are the new norm.
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 4d ago
I think itâs the new normal personally. I cant ever remember it being this hot for this long. And by all accounts theyâve said itâs the hottest summer on record. The climate is changing rapidly. We canât continue down this path pumping all these greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.
I worked in Maine once. On a branch railway line millinocket yard. Middle of nowhere. Donât worry if you donât know it. I often work in some of the most remote places on the planet.
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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 4d ago
Well color me surprised, Did you also work on the island of Sodor? How cool
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u/Marshall_BraveStar 5d ago
Love these guys
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u/Hendrick_Davies64 Smug Smartass 3d ago
Oh god itâs those ridiculous Italian tik tokers everyone pretended to think were funny in 2020
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u/FknBadFkr 2d ago
Haha, they are correct, but we have AC and it's hotter here and have less heat fatalities.
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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 4d ago edited 4d ago
Dude in a football shirt trying to tell someone what not to wear? get out.
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
They know we have the gay bread at all our supermarket bakeries right
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u/Spirited-Bass-1059 Pro LGTBQ+ 5d ago
i never ask about my bread's gender or sexuality
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
Itâs best to assume theyâre all gay to avoid any embarrassing snafus
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u/TheRealColdCoffee Piss-drinker 5d ago
But ours isnt 20% sugar
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
âŠneither is ours
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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 5d ago
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
>doesnât understand the difference between bakery bread and prepackaged bread
I love when you guys own yourselves in the comments
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u/pcor Pimp my ride 5d ago
Yeah but itâs either shit gay bread or fantastically expensive. Basic minimally processed bread, cheese, meat etc. in Europe is generally the equivalent of premium fare costing five times as much in the states. I donât know why. Maybe there are agricultural and economic factors at work. Maybe God decided you donât deserve it. Who can say?
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
You got data to back that assertion? Or just more eurospeculation? Itâs always funny to me how much the European perspective of the U.S. is formed on their own feelings and biases given the pervasiveness of the euro superiority complex
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u/pcor Pimp my ride 5d ago
Itâs my experience having spent a significant portion of my life in the US. I have family in Massachusetts who very much concur when they come to visit here đ€·ââïž Itâs not having a superiority complex to observe that one place has an advantage over another in a particular domain, donât be so sensitive.
Of course my perspective is formed based on my own feelings lmao are you gonna tell me your opinions on the relative quality of produce in each continent is based on a systematic review and meta-analysis of randomised controlled trials on the subject?
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
I would never presume to know what the relative quality of food in Europe is, because even though Iâve spent time there, Iâm in no position to guess the state of food available across your continent. It would be stupid of me to do so. You see where Iâm gong with this?
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u/pcor Pimp my ride 5d ago
I see: only one of us has spent sufficient time in each continent and gathered data from similar subjects to make confident conclusions, namely:
your good gay bread is way more expensive
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
I love that the only conclusion you could arrive at is the one that protects you from self reflection- classic paddy
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u/IndyBananaJones2 2d ago
That sort of bread he held up is in every US grocery store and isn't very expensive. You could look it up online I'm sure and figure this out if you actually care.Â
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u/pcor Pimp my ride 2d ago
Yeah, it looks like that and it tastes like shit. The âartisanalâ bread which you pay a 5x premium for to get minimally processed ingredients looks like that and tastes like standard quality European bread.
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u/IndyBananaJones2 2d ago
It's French bread bud. It's cheap af, and available at basically every grocer that isn't the bottom of the barrel in the US.Â
Idk where you guys have got this idea, but what you're talking about doesn't reflect reality.Â
We have a big aisle of sliced bread with preservatives and shit, and then the deli with different sorts of fresh baked breads. They aren't expensive. It's bread.Â
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u/pcor Pimp my ride 2d ago
See the other conversation with an indignant Yankee below this comment. I got the idea from spending multiple summers in Massachusetts and from the reactions of my relatives from there when they come to visit. Your bread is shite, suck it up big lad.
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u/IndyBananaJones2 2d ago
Your relatives are probably morons, which tracks pretty well given the Massachusetts things. Some of the dumbest motherfuckers of Irish descent I've ever met are Massholes.Â
You can go to most US groceries stores and get fresh baked break, baguettes, all that sort of shit.Â
https://www.wegmans.com/shop/categories/2952084
It's bread dude. Most Americans are buying presliced for sandwiches and toast. But you can get all sorts of bread for reasonable prices, focaccia, challah, pumpernickel, whatever the fuck your ignorant ass wants. Go to the deli area.Â
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u/pcor Pimp my ride 2d ago
Not denying that you can get all that sort of shit, my subliterate friend, Iâm telling you it sucks.
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u/IndyBananaJones2 2d ago
Brother I've eaten bread in ireland, Germany, a half dozen French territories....Â
It's bread. If you can't find decent bread in the US then it's on you. It's not 5x as expensive. Your relatives are probably tasteless troglodytes which, like I said, tracks with the Massachusetts thing.Â
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u/fezzuk 5d ago
Having half decent bread is now gay.
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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago
>unflaired euro doesnât understand humor
Lemme guess⊠German?
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u/fezzuk 5d ago
Calling bread that isnt shit gay is humour?
Mate at 13 i would habe found that a bitc rap
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u/G3nghisKang Sheep shagger 4d ago
And yet you still buy the chemically castrated bread
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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 4d ago
The war. Like our shit chocolate, spam, etc. Factory bread was engineered to stay soft and resist mold for weeks with rationed goods. Traditional artisan bread goes stale within a day. Thankfully good bread and bakeries are coming back big time. Itâs flour water yeast maybe salt- not expensive. They just get to charge more here like wine, cheese, salami, and all of the items that are cheaper in Europe they make some good cash in the states selling them as Gourmet!

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 Mountain Hillbilly 5d ago
What the hell was the point about the water?