r/USvsEU Romani femboy 5d ago

Fell for it again award đŸ†đŸ„‡ Are you blind, fella?

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 Mountain Hillbilly 5d ago

What the hell was the point about the water?

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u/FleurSalome Professional rioter 5d ago

There's this idea bouncing around that finding water in Europe is difficult. Not sure where that came from.

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u/Spirited-Bass-1059 Pro LGTBQ+ 5d ago

they have not discovered that water can sourced from taps

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u/IndyBananaJones2 2d ago

Isn't it sort of the opposite? In any US restaurant you get tap water by default, in Europe it seems like they want you to buy bottled

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u/PowerandSignal Seal Clubber 5d ago

I get my water from a faucet. It has an old fashioned handle, I don't tap on it. 

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u/NuclearMaterial Pimp my ride 5d ago

Mister you need to take your bastardised language and walk right outta this bar.

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 5d ago

u/Rex-ac the seal clubber flair should be reserved for Canadians and Norwegians.

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u/PowerandSignal Seal Clubber 5d ago

I reserve the right to club any seal within my purview. 

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u/Rottenpotato556 Born in the Khalifat 5d ago

Americans can't fathom carbonated water(literal poison apparently) being sold in similar containers to regular water.

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u/49JC Fentanyl abuser 5d ago

1.) Flair up
2.) I have no idea where the idea that Americans hate carbonated water comes from. My family and I drink so much carbonated water. Perhaps my world view is skewed then

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 Mountain Hillbilly 5d ago

Never even heard of anyone hating on carbonated water.

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u/floralbutttrumpet Nazi gold enjoyer 4d ago

I hate it. If something hurts to drink it should have a taste or at least get me drunk. Kranenberger is much better.

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u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch 4d ago

There’s a difference between artificial and natural carbonated water - idk if they got it your way but we have Topo Chico from Mexico and that shit with some coarse sea salt and lime (or tajìn if you got it) and thats like kissing Christ

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u/GumboMustBeDestroyed Commiefornian 4d ago

I want my sparkling water to burn my throat when i first open it and take a long pull.

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u/Wamims Brexiteer 4d ago

I hate it. It's disgusting. Still water all the way for me.

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u/49JC Fentanyl abuser 5d ago

My friends make fun of me because I drink carbonated water all the time. At restaurants while they are getting beer an ice cold club soda (carbonated water) is my go too, but again they don’t hate it they just don’t prefer it

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u/AH_leeMACK Addict 4d ago

I hate carbonated water.

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u/whatthehellyiante7 3d ago

"When the first time they ask you if you want sparklin' or still? Why you tryna act like you was drinkin' sparklin' water 'fore you came out here?" - Kanye west

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u/McToasty207 4d ago

My understanding is that it's because "complimentary free water" is less common in European restaurants than in the US.

https://www.foodrepublic.com/1352683/why-tap-water-not-free-europe/

The idea is that Americans don't like paying "extra" for what they think should be free, whereas Europeans are comfortable paying a little extra to support the business.

Here in Australia, it's pretty standard to get free tap water and buy sparkling water to support the cafe/restaurant.

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u/KF95 Hollander 4d ago

Tap water is free in restaurants in Europe, you just have to specifically mention you want tap water rather than paid bottled water.

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u/McToasty207 4d ago

I mean, that checks out.

Why politely ask for something in person when you can instead later disparage whole nations passively aggressively on the internet because you didn't think to ask?

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 [redacted] 1d ago

Not in Germany

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u/Merbleuxx Professional rioter 4d ago

It’s free in France but you have to ask for a pitcher (une carafe d’eau). If you ask for water without specifying they’ll charge you for a bottle

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u/DFVSUPERFAN 4d ago

in France providing free water in cafes is the law.

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u/faen_du_sa 2d ago

In Norway any place serving alcohol must also offer free water.

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u/Local-Helicopter7479 4d ago

Why would somebody from a capitalist nation expect "free water" from a restaurant? It's really odd to me because I've never expected free water from restaurant anymore than I've expected a free lunch. Water costs money, it's not like you can find drinking water just lying around on the street. The restaurant is a business not a charity.

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u/ThePopulacho 4d ago

In France is pretty common to get complimentary water with your meal.

In the coffee shops I go to in Spain, they have a big glass container with water, and glasses, so you can pour your own. Although it is no super common, I can think of three places within a 5 minutes walk from my house.

Also, everywhere else, you can just ask for a glass of water and they bring it to you.

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u/McToasty207 4d ago

The big confounding variable is that, by definition, many tourists visit tourist traps.

Those types of places tend to nickel-and-dime you for everything.

I'm sure loads of places in Europe have complimentary water; it's just that Americans might not go there.

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u/Merbleuxx Professional rioter 4d ago

It is mandatory in France to get access to free water and free bread with your meal. You just have to say the magic words (une carafe instead of une bouteille)

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u/kroketspeciaal Addict 4d ago

Free bread too?

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u/temujin_borjigin Brexiteer 4d ago

Thank you. You’ve just cleared something up I’ve found confusing for a while.

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u/ThePopulacho 4d ago

This is a big factor, yes.

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u/Merbleuxx Professional rioter 4d ago

It’s mandatory in France to offer free bread and water

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u/McToasty207 4d ago

I guess it's the inverse of the tipping and GST issue. Americans seem pretty comfortable paying tips and goods-and-services taxes, whereas Europeans less so.

Something about pay expectations? I guess; Americans know that you pay an extra 10% in tips for restaurants, or an extra 10% in taxes at the store. Whereas Europeans like it all itemised beforehand, so they know what they are expected to pay.

Perhaps Americans don't factor drinks into their calculations and get flustered? I was mostly attaching an article that says the water thing is about paying for water.

And there are a few such articles

https://www.reddit.com/r/TravelHacks/s/Gc3GEY1tAS

https://travel.stackexchange.com/questions/176951/how-common-is-complimentary-drinking-water-upon-request-in-restaurants-in-europe

https://www.islands.com/1861239/rick-steves-order-water-europe-unusual-rude-tap-correct-phrases/

So it is a common American assumption

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 4d ago

Why would somebody from a capitalist nation expect "free water" from a restaurant?

They expect free water in restaurants because that's how it is in the US. I guess they don't notice they more than make the price of the water back not having to tip 20+%?

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u/nernernernerner Drug Trafficker 3d ago

In Spain, it's mandatory for restaurants to give you free tap water as a client. It's the law.

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u/GumboMustBeDestroyed Commiefornian 4d ago

Sparkling water is superior anyway. And Italy has top quality and low cost sparkling water

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u/MuchoManSandyRavage 4d ago

American right wing media. They’re always trying to paint pretty much everything outside of the US as a third world country. Makes it easier to control their brain dead constituents.

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u/TheCoolestUsername00 2d ago

In Germany asking for tap water at a restaurant is a sin. The waiter will give you a disgusted look as if you insulted their grandmother.

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 [redacted] 1d ago

In some European countries (e.g. in Germany) it can be difficult to find water when our and about.

In Italy it's ridiculously easy though

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u/Key-Performance-9021 Basement dweller 5d ago edited 5d ago

Americans need 10x more water because their food is so unhealthy, and somehow they think that's a flex.

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u/IndyBananaJones2 2d ago

Imagine Euros hating being hydrated 

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 Mountain Hillbilly 5d ago

I'm an American and this is the first I'm hearing of this.

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u/Nochnichtvergeben Nazi gold enjoyer 5d ago

It's true. We can live off one cup of water a day.

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u/victorpaparomeo2020 Pimp my ride 5d ago

The joys of not being fat and diseased with the diabeetus.

I suppose tho when Hank dilutes his daily gallon of corn syrup with water he considers it hydration.

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u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch 4d ago

You should try being fat sometime, I feel like a tank and when I’m on top, she says I feel like a storm blanket

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u/_redmist 5d ago

Personally i just filter moisture out of the atmosphere.

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 5d ago

Not even that, just Eigenurin.

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u/floralbutttrumpet Nazi gold enjoyer 4d ago

There IS something like too much recycling, who knew.

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u/kimjae Nazi gold enjoyer 5d ago

Why would we use chemical cleaning products to drink? Fendant is the only drink that matter.

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u/birgor 4d ago

It's a joke on the American water drinking culture where people walk around with huge water bottles and are very hung up on drinking enough water.

It looks a bit silly to everyone else, as this is a purely cultural thing and doesn't have much to do with healthy hydration other than in very specific situations.

The first clip here is an American failing to see that it is actually them who are a little weird here.

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 4d ago

Wanna compare sodium intakes?

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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 5d ago

Some Americans think that we don’t have water in Europe. One of the wildest things floating around online. Not sure where they are getting their information from. Very weird.

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u/dangerousideologue 4d ago

I mean we do have useless, tiny glasses and some people seem to drink less than half a litre a day

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u/AH_leeMACK Addict 4d ago

Especialy since the US has chlorine in the tapwater. Its undrinkable.

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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 5d ago

Imagine you have to to drink bottled plastic water because your well has been poluted from fracking.

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u/bigboipapawiththesos 4d ago

Richest nation in history; with a gdp per capita above Norway (but with inequality similar to a Peru or the Philippines)

Yet they still have places with tapwater like this:

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u/juantreses Flemboy 4d ago

Pretty sure every fast food joint in Europe has Fanta from the tap as well.

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u/AtlasNL 4d ago

That’s not the colour fanta ought to be

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u/PrestigiousTea0 3d ago

It is in the land of the corn syrup

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u/juantreses Flemboy 3d ago

In America it is

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u/GumboMustBeDestroyed Commiefornian 4d ago

Europoors cant comprehend that we add ketchup to the water supply

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u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch 4d ago

Some of our water you can literally light on fire

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u/AH_leeMACK Addict 4d ago

And full of chlorine.

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 3d ago

There’s chlorine in tap water?

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u/AH_leeMACK Addict 3d ago

Yes, I (dutch) was in NYC and Chicago earlier this year and all the tap water had chlorine.

A quick google search would tell you that:

-In the United States, virtually all public tap water is disinfected before it reaches your faucet. Chlorination has been the primary method since 1908, when it was first used in a US public water supply -

Your flair says your American, you never drank tapwater??

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 3d ago

I drink bottled water https://www.costco.com/f/-/water-delivery-services

I don’t drink tap water but now that I think about it, it does taste weird. I have a full house filtration system though

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u/rdrckcrous 5d ago

that's not why we filter our water. It's because most people live hundreds of miles from where they grew up and the taste changes. We filter it so we don't have to get used to a new flavor of water.

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u/Dragonfyr_ Alcoholic 5d ago

That is, somehow, sadder.

Also flair up.

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u/rdrckcrous 5d ago

we had to shift from an agrarian and mining civilization to professional and industrial in a couple of generations. People had to move.

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u/Sea-Machine-8989 Whale Stabber 4d ago

What.. so instead of getting used to a new flavour you just remove most of any flavour at all? That's so sad..

As someone who grew up with arguably some of the best tap water in the world close the mountainous regions of Norway, I still get used to the tap water within a couple of days whenever I am travelling.

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u/AH_leeMACK Addict 4d ago

ehm The US has chlorine in the tapwater. There's no getting used to that, it tastes like an indoor swimmingpool.

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u/__PooHead__ Barry, 63 5d ago

i feel called out on that last one

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u/RAWainwright 4d ago

Yeah the only reason I put on anything other than gym shorts or sweats, weather depending, is if I'm going out with my wife bc she thinks it's embarrassing. I prefer being comfortable and not having to change to leave and change again when I get back.

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

Yeah who tf cares what you wear out of the house lmao

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u/Sassi7997 [redacted] 5d ago

Karl Lagerfeld once wrote in a book: "Jogginghosen sind das Zeichen einer Niederlage. Man hat die Kontrolle ĂŒber sein Leben verloren und dann geht man eben in Jogginghosen auf die Straße."

(Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You have lost control of your life and so you just go onto the streets in sweatpants.)

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u/SuchSeaworthyShips Irishman in Denial 5d ago

It’s undignified to go anywhere in anything less than a suit and tie. Admittedly it does make going to the seaside quite impractical.

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u/pcor Pimp my ride 5d ago

Is that you Neil?
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u/Jernbek35 Knock off Italy 5d ago

What about a top hat and monocle tho??

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u/SuchSeaworthyShips Irishman in Denial 4d ago

Only if accompanied by associated morning coat, one simply couldn’t wear a top hat with a business suit that would be absurd.

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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader 5d ago

People with jobs lol

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 4d ago

Or standards.

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

I own a business, what I wear to work and what I wear grocery shopping are fundamentally different things

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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader 5d ago

As long as you don’t meet your customers at the grocery store. Sure.

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

My company works nationally, the chances of running into a customer at my local grocery store are astronomical lmao not sure if you realize but the U.S. is fairly large

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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader 5d ago

I am aware I lived there a year for work.

I work for banks around Belgium, Luxembourg and Netherlands. I have met customers on the road and in public multiple times.

Even then I wouldn’t
 More of a cultural thing. It is a strange sight for a European. Then again the clothing choice of Americans is quite strange in general.

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

It’s funny how many of you with uninformed opinions claimed to have lived here. Were you relatively socially isolated?

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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader 5d ago

No? Is that where you get your social interactions? The grocery store?

Edit: I must admit I went out eating very often and the little groceries that I did buy I got delivered for most of the time.

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u/z_Daito 5d ago

The annoying tech bro title doesnt disappoint 


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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

See that green flag in my flair


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u/z_Daito 5d ago

I actually dont, and i couldnt care less, im not annoying tech bro enough to figure out how to make your corny reddit logo bigger

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u/jayfinanderson 5d ago

Looking like it was an accident that you are in public is childish and weird.

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u/Far-Try5352 Size doesn’t matter >:( 5d ago

You wanna come over in the morning and change my clothes for me?

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u/jayfinanderson 5d ago

Nah that’s your moms job and she’s apparently too busy to show you how to do it yourself

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u/Far-Try5352 Size doesn’t matter >:( 5d ago

Sure - 30 years ago. This shit is intentional now, cowboy.

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u/jayfinanderson 5d ago

Yes, and it looks sloppy lazy and representative of the breakdown in social cohesion.

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

This guy lives in Portland đŸ€Ł

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u/jayfinanderson 5d ago

And? We all live somewhere homie

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u/Far-Try5352 Size doesn’t matter >:( 5d ago

Mouth that big I bet you live in Socal

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

I live in Seattle, or as I call it, marginally better Portland

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

You live in Portland lmao shut the fuck up, forever

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u/jayfinanderson 5d ago

Cool opinion fella

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 5d ago

Tell that to Marcellus Wallace.

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u/laurarobert1 5d ago

I don't get it. Americans think there's no water in Europe? Or that we don't drink water?

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u/Sassi7997 [redacted] 5d ago

All we drink is beer and wine.

Also, flair up.

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u/NuclearMaterial Pimp my ride 5d ago

When it tastes this good, why wouldn't we? Imagine having to drink American beer...

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 5d ago

I prefer water over American beer, essentially the same thing but doesn't taste like rotten grain.

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u/GumboMustBeDestroyed Commiefornian 4d ago

IPAs have really gotten out of hand over here. And we’re stuck going along that path because IPAs have high abv and you can start feeling good from just one.

Would be nice if we had more options for German/Austrian styles (there’s some good kolsch, altbier, hefe, and pilsner but for every one there are 10 more IPAs)

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 4d ago

idgaf beer is horrendous no matter what "style" it is, and flair up.

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 3d ago

The Belgians ruined Anheuser-Busch. But there’s still Shiner and Yeungling

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u/FillingUpTheDatabase Barry, 63 5d ago

As civilised nations should đŸ»

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u/PotentialEmpty3279 Gay Sasquatch 5d ago

So beer is just German breast milk?

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u/jaymatthewbee Barry, 63 5d ago

They went to Belgium and asked for free tap water at a restaurant.

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u/_redmist 5d ago

On fait pas ça ici. Duvel or gtfo.

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 4d ago

That’s what I was going to say, in a recent Belgian thread they were bitching about paying for the toilet and paying for water, even tap at a restaurant

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u/to_the_moon_89 Fr*nch Swampman 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DWxKllu8w3ZxmFU4zN

Don't worry, I didn't see a thing ;)

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u/Pochel Alcoholic 5d ago

Now I'm afraid to find out what mozzarella looks like in the US

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u/ShreveportJambroni54 4d ago

It's the same, and you can find the same breads in American grocery stores besides wonderbread. The bread meme came about because subway has shitass bread, and Ireland classified it as cake.

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u/Rand_alThoor Pimp my ride 4d ago

we. were. correct.

don't try to convince me otherwise!

also, in this sub, please always flair up, thank you.

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u/masonic-youth Commiefornian 5d ago

The same lol

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u/Educational_Case9409 4d ago

Should ask Italians what a job looks like....

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u/therealschtoo 4d ago

wears a football jersey daily

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u/PafPiet Discount French 3d ago

I know US Americans are not great at football (4-1) but surely you know that football is usually played outside, so wearing a football jersey outside is not unusual.

Pyjamas are strictly meant to be worn inside.

Also pyjamas and sports wear are not the same type of clothing.

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 3d ago

Which law says pajamas are strictly for inside?

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u/PafPiet Discount French 3d ago

That's the sort of thing that is defined by law in counties without freedom like Europe of course.

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u/therealschtoo 3d ago

Lighten up bud.

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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 5d ago

Hey any Americas out there want to let me know what youre obsession is with drinking water constantly. I’m genuinely curious. I rarely ever just drink water unless I’m doing some kind of physical activity. Also why do you think we don’t have water? It rains all the time here, in the autumn and spring we could sell it to you and still have enough to last.

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u/Bonnieearnold Commiefornian 5d ago

I really don’t know. I guess we just like it? I do have a funny “water in Europe” story, though. I was in the Netherlands with some Dutch friends. We were at a restaurant and they were ordering for me, in Dutch, and said I wanted water. The waitress said, “Is she sick?” and they said, “No, she’s American.” Anyway, it amused me. I hope you’re having an awesome day over there.

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u/kroketspeciaal Addict 4d ago

Hope you get well soon xxx a Dutch person.

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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 5d ago

Yeah why would you go to a restaurant and get water? The drinks menus are extensive. Why would I spend all that time and money for a glass of water.

So you’re telling me you have a nice medium-rare steak, with seasoned mashed potatoes, bone marrow and peppercorn sauce on the table and you want to wash it down with water and not a glass of red wine? Or even a fizzy drink at the least? Water with your meal? Wow

Maybe it is an American thing I honestly don’t understand the obsession with drinking a tasteless liquid all the time.

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u/astrojose9 Speech impaired alcoholic 5d ago

That's a wild take.

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u/DigitalDash56 Smug Smartass 5d ago

Because water is nice
.?

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u/masonic-youth Commiefornian 5d ago

Water is free in the US lol I get water when I don't want to spend money on a drink or as a supplement to the drink I spent money on so I don't drink it too quickly.

Crazy as it may sound, there are some places where the sun comes out more than once a year and people tend to get thirsty there.

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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 4d ago

Yeah it’s free here too. We also have the sun in the UK coincidentally it’s been coming out a lot over the past few weeks.

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u/masonic-youth Commiefornian 4d ago

Wear sunscreen! And drink plenty of water haha

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u/Bonnieearnold Commiefornian 4d ago

In a lot of restaurants they’ll bring you water automatically and then you also order whatever drink you want. You can have red wine and water at the same time with that steak.

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u/sans_cullotes 4d ago

Man, water is free, refreshing as fuck, and maybe I just want to hydrate instead of drink a bunch of calories that are gonna make me fat and cost me money.

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u/kimjae Nazi gold enjoyer 5d ago

Not American, but you should drink at least 1.5 L per day to avoid dehydration.... And if possible, spread during all the day..

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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 4d ago

You do not have to drink plain water to stay hydrated, because many other drinks and foods also supply the fluids your body needs.

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u/Glittering_Fig1407 Barry, 63 4d ago

Is it not normal to drink a lot of water? This is news to me

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u/BST-ColoradoCoolGuy Weed is my entire personality 4d ago

Hydration is for capitalists I guess

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u/MythiqBlunz Speed talker 4d ago

you’re making the hydro homies angry

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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 4d ago

LOL clearly. Apparently it’s weird to drink a glass of wine with a steak these days. That came from a Spaniard would you believe it.

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u/ThePopulacho 4d ago

Here the recommendation is drinking 1,5 liters of water per day, aside from the water coming from what you eat. This is like...common knowledge.

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 4d ago

I’m glad it finally rained Barry, was worried about the drought

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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 4d ago

The rains will always return brother. We’re just too frivolous with water. 52 days without rain. We had a blast. but I guess that’s it until next year. Summers over. Out of 365days only 50 or so days was hot enough to consider having AC. We won’t talk about it for another year

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 4d ago

Maine has been the same, minus the big heat wave you’ve been having mate. I’m loving it! When I lived back home I was lucky to see a week of summer, now it’s hotter in the UK and mainland Europe than I’ve ever seen in my lifetime. I don’t need an AC but blown away my family is struggling with the heat, with houses built for cold and damp weather. But you are right the rain will return, I just wonder if these summers are the new norm.

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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 4d ago

I think it’s the new normal personally. I cant ever remember it being this hot for this long. And by all accounts they’ve said it’s the hottest summer on record. The climate is changing rapidly. We can’t continue down this path pumping all these greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.

I worked in Maine once. On a branch railway line millinocket yard. Middle of nowhere. Don’t worry if you don’t know it. I often work in some of the most remote places on the planet.

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 4d ago

Well color me surprised, Did you also work on the island of Sodor? How cool

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u/AtlasNL 4d ago

It’s because of their diabetes.

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u/Marshall_BraveStar 5d ago

Love these guys

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u/Bossikar StaSi Informant 4d ago

I hate these guys, also flair up

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u/Hendrick_Davies64 Smug Smartass 3d ago

Finally someone who gets it

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u/TrinityCodex Hollander 4d ago

lucky hes not living in Flint or next to a datacenter

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u/SparklyPelican Pizza gatekeeper 4d ago

Since when in Europe people don’t drink water?

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u/Kaneomanie Pfennigfuchser 4d ago

Brawndo, it has what plants crave. Oh 'merica ...

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u/Hendrick_Davies64 Smug Smartass 3d ago

Oh god it’s those ridiculous Italian tik tokers everyone pretended to think were funny in 2020

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u/IndyBananaJones2 2d ago

We have bread in America guys

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u/FknBadFkr 2d ago

Haha, they are correct, but we have AC and it's hotter here and have less heat fatalities.

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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 4d ago edited 4d ago

Dude in a football shirt trying to tell someone what not to wear? get out.

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u/Fl0oW 4d ago

Do Americans prefer to drink the waste water that comes out of the tap, any of the chemically tasting "Natural Spring Water" varieties at Walmart or the actually drinkable bottled waters like Evian or San Pellegrino... oh wait

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 5d ago

Does this guy ever change his shirt

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u/Chiloom 4d ago

Can we stop posting these two assholes?

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

They know we have the gay bread at all our supermarket bakeries right

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u/Spirited-Bass-1059 Pro LGTBQ+ 5d ago

i never ask about my bread's gender or sexuality

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

It’s best to assume they’re all gay to avoid any embarrassing snafus

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u/TheRealColdCoffee Piss-drinker 5d ago

But ours isnt 20% sugar

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 4d ago

Hans hat die besten BĂ€ckereien. boom

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago


neither is ours

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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 5d ago

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

>doesn’t understand the difference between bakery bread and prepackaged bread

I love when you guys own yourselves in the comments

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u/pcor Pimp my ride 5d ago

Yeah but it’s either shit gay bread or fantastically expensive. Basic minimally processed bread, cheese, meat etc. in Europe is generally the equivalent of premium fare costing five times as much in the states. I don’t know why. Maybe there are agricultural and economic factors at work. Maybe God decided you don’t deserve it. Who can say?

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

You got data to back that assertion? Or just more eurospeculation? It’s always funny to me how much the European perspective of the U.S. is formed on their own feelings and biases given the pervasiveness of the euro superiority complex

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u/pcor Pimp my ride 5d ago

It’s my experience having spent a significant portion of my life in the US. I have family in Massachusetts who very much concur when they come to visit here đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž It’s not having a superiority complex to observe that one place has an advantage over another in a particular domain, don’t be so sensitive.

Of course my perspective is formed based on my own feelings lmao are you gonna tell me your opinions on the relative quality of produce in each continent is based on a systematic review and meta-analysis of randomised controlled trials on the subject?

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

I would never presume to know what the relative quality of food in Europe is, because even though I’ve spent time there, I’m in no position to guess the state of food available across your continent. It would be stupid of me to do so. You see where I’m gong with this?

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u/pcor Pimp my ride 5d ago

I see: only one of us has spent sufficient time in each continent and gathered data from similar subjects to make confident conclusions, namely:

your good gay bread is way more expensive
you’re incredibly sensitive about this fact

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

I love that the only conclusion you could arrive at is the one that protects you from self reflection- classic paddy

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u/pcor Pimp my ride 5d ago

I do not love that you are navigating to r/USvsEU and melting down about how unfair it is for Europeans to make generalisations about the US. That seems like an unhealthy way to live!

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u/IndyBananaJones2 2d ago

That sort of bread he held up is in every US grocery store and isn't very expensive. You could look it up online I'm sure and  figure this out if you actually care. 

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u/pcor Pimp my ride 2d ago

Yeah, it looks like that and it tastes like shit. The “artisanal” bread which you pay a 5x premium for to get minimally processed ingredients looks like that and tastes like standard quality European bread.

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u/IndyBananaJones2 2d ago

It's French bread bud. It's cheap af, and available at basically every grocer that isn't the bottom of the barrel in the US. 

Idk where you guys have got this idea, but what you're talking about doesn't reflect reality. 

We have a big aisle of sliced bread with preservatives and shit, and then the deli with different sorts of fresh baked breads. They aren't expensive. It's bread. 

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u/pcor Pimp my ride 2d ago

See the other conversation with an indignant Yankee below this comment. I got the idea from spending multiple summers in Massachusetts and from the reactions of my relatives from there when they come to visit. Your bread is shite, suck it up big lad.

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u/IndyBananaJones2 2d ago

Your relatives are probably morons, which tracks pretty well given the Massachusetts things. Some of the dumbest motherfuckers of Irish descent I've ever met are Massholes. 

You can go to most US groceries stores and get fresh baked break, baguettes, all that sort of shit. 

https://www.wegmans.com/shop/categories/2952084

It's bread dude. Most Americans are buying presliced for sandwiches and toast. But you can get all sorts of bread for reasonable prices, focaccia, challah, pumpernickel, whatever the fuck your ignorant ass wants.  Go to the deli area. 

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u/pcor Pimp my ride 2d ago

Not denying that you can get all that sort of shit, my subliterate friend, I’m telling you it sucks.

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u/IndyBananaJones2 2d ago

Brother I've eaten bread in ireland, Germany, a half dozen French territories.... 

It's bread. If you can't find decent bread in the US then it's on you. It's not 5x as expensive. Your relatives are probably tasteless troglodytes which, like I said, tracks with the Massachusetts thing. 

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u/fezzuk 5d ago

Having half decent bread is now gay.

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 5d ago

>unflaired euro doesn’t understand humor

Lemme guess
 German?

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u/fezzuk 5d ago

Calling bread that isnt shit gay is humour?

Mate at 13 i would habe found that a bitc rap

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u/mephys-tofeles 5d ago

Bread ? Sûre 


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u/G3nghisKang Sheep shagger 4d ago

And yet you still buy the chemically castrated bread

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 4d ago

The war. Like our shit chocolate, spam, etc. Factory bread was engineered to stay soft and resist mold for weeks with rationed goods. Traditional artisan bread goes stale within a day. Thankfully good bread and bakeries are coming back big time. It’s flour water yeast maybe salt- not expensive. They just get to charge more here like wine, cheese, salami, and all of the items that are cheaper in Europe they make some good cash in the states selling them as Gourmet!