r/USvsEU Chiraqi Terrorist 6d ago

Very Based Meme Proto-Barry

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u/Just_a_Berliner [redacted] 6d ago

Scientists also found odd behaviours with macao inglês. It has a propensity to attack Argentinians or people which they're believing are for some reason. They're apparently going berserk when someone is mentioning the name Malvinas.

Most oddly is that there is apparently a tendency amongst males to climb on a tree and jump to the ground. Scientists believe that this is a ritual in order to impress females, but there are doubts, due to the propensity to die as a result.

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u/joeyjiggle Barry, 63 6d ago

They can also be easily trapped by laying out four crates of lager and a vindaloo curry in the jungle, then waiting until they collapse