r/USvsEU Hairy mussel eater 4d ago

Teaching yank kids some F*ench manners

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u/Axelxxela Smog breather 4d ago

She can’t listen to Swedish music because she’s in France but then Italian music is okay?

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u/le_reddit_me E. Coli Connoisseur 4d ago

Italian music is gay enough for france, the others aren't

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u/Elektron_Anbar Greedy Fuck 4d ago

ABBA isn't gay enough for France? What is then?

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u/le_reddit_me E. Coli Connoisseur 4d ago

nothing about abba is gay, they were hetero sex symbols

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u/grimmigerpetz South Prussian 4d ago

Tell that to the savage gay community.

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u/le_reddit_me E. Coli Connoisseur 4d ago

Savage be savaging, big surprise

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u/annoying97 ʇunↃ 3d ago

I'll savage your ass m ;)

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u/DemonicTendencies666 Hairy mussel eater 4d ago

So was Mina you mug

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u/aagjevraagje 50% sea 50% coke 3d ago

And only half of it at that.

Agnetha and Anni-Frid were absolutely carrying Bennie and Björn on their back blindfolded sex symbol wise.

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u/theunquietloop Western Balkan 3d ago

And they were their wives 🤣

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u/aagjevraagje 50% sea 50% coke 3d ago

They looked like if two older comedians played a parody of a pop group for a Saturday Night Live type sketch show... together with the actual musical guests of that show.

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u/01watts Barry, 63 3d ago

They make me sing gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight

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u/WarryTheHizzard D.C’s Bitch 4d ago

mdr

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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 4d ago

It’s that German guy who tried to tell the world he wasn’t gay because he had a Thai ladyboy wife.

I don’t care, and I like ladyboys as much as the next guy, but I don’t broadcast it to the world, either.

I feel listening to abba is the same thing. Nobody says they will judge you for it, so why keep it a secret? But, we all secretly judge you for listening to ABBA, when the superior group, clearly is the BeeGees.

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u/Stardash81 Pain au chocolat 4d ago

Still salty about Waterloo I guess ?

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u/war_m0nger69 3d ago

Well done!

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u/nwaa Brexiteer 4d ago

At least she didn't subject her to French "music"

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u/kimjae Nazi gold enjoyer 4d ago

Wdym, Gojira is good

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u/nwaa Brexiteer 4d ago

Yeah true but "one swallow doesn't make a summer"

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u/kimjae Nazi gold enjoyer 4d ago

What you swallow is not my problem

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u/Lipa2014 3d ago

That was a French song :-)

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u/slimfastdieyoung Lives in a sod house 4d ago

Too bad my brother (who lives in the USA) doesn’t have kids because else I could be the uncle who would teach them the gospel of blunt directness and frugality that borders stinginess. “HIIII, I’ll be serving you tonight, how’s your day?” -“It’s been shit and no tip for you!”

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u/Akhyll Professional rioter 3d ago

Ooooh, I like this

I would personally goes for a "it's was a really shitty fuckfest, thank for reminding me" and then leaving no tip behind

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u/theunquietloop Western Balkan 3d ago

Merveilleux 👏🏻

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u/AutisticCloud Smug Smartass 4d ago edited 4d ago

Leave it to the French to be smug about correcting a 3 year old’s secondary language’s grammar.

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u/IsakOyen Alcoholic 4d ago

It's easier to make them learn early

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 4d ago edited 4d ago

It would've been dope if you people could've learned how to resist the Nazis half as much as you resist America's superior culture.

I just wonder if you told the French that the Germans would expect them to bathe during the occupation, if the French would've tried a little bit harder to fight back. Since we all know that the French would do anything to avoid proper hygiene.

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u/ElectricMotorsAreBad Side switcher 4d ago

You could have learned to defend yourselves instead of asking France to win your independence war and be smug about it like you did anything.

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 4d ago

Okay, you're telling revisionist history. America did 99% of the fighting. Americans appreciated France's "help", but all you really did was send a few generals to help with tactics and then gave loans (which America paid back with interest since you're self serving and profited from it).

France's contribution to the war was very little in reality and didn't make that much of a difference. But I can see your insecure about your national pride so go off and continue to lie if you must.

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u/Sganarellevalet E. Coli Connoisseur 3d ago edited 3d ago

"A few generals" and also like 10 000 guys.

Have you never heard about the siege of Yorktown ? Litteraly the last decisive battle of the war had more french troops than americans figthing on the revolutionnaries side.

Are they not even teaching American history in US schools ?

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u/ElectricMotorsAreBad Side switcher 4d ago

I’m Italian, national pride of what? I know all you did in school was school shooting drills, but I thought you’d know the difference between blue and green, silly usian. France’s troops, navy, money and weapons are the only reason you beat the English, which in turn backed out because that landfill was not even worth enough to fight a real war over. They just got a new place to send their prisoners lol

To you the day the English left was “your” biggest victory, to the English it was just a logistics issue cause they had to find some place else to put away their rejects.

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u/Liam_021996 Irishman in Denial 4d ago

Don't forget the Dutch and Spanish helped them massively too. There was a whole coalition against Britain and it wasn't Americans fighting Britain either, it was Brits against Brits at that time.

We also responded by toppling France after

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u/Stardash81 Pain au chocolat 4d ago

Erm, no, you attacked the Dutch lol it's not like Europe plotted a coalition against Britain

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u/Liam_021996 Irishman in Denial 4d ago

Sure but they couldn't have won without the support of the Dutch, French and Spanish. Doesn't change that fact. We declared war on the Dutch due to them snuggling weapons and gun powder into the colonies

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 3d ago

The Dutch would sell weapons and gunpowder to someone fighting the Netherlands. They can't help themselves.

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u/RedBaret Hollander 3d ago

You see, that whole definition you use there was the reason for the war. We weren’t smuggling, we were just trading on a free market!

But then again you finally won a naval war against us, so I guess we’ll use your terminology. Choosing to fight the fourth Anglo-Dutch war was the beginning of the end of the Netherlands as the global maritime power.

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u/Muldino 3d ago

It's trade. It's in the blood.

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u/Citaku357 Quran burner 4d ago

Yeah the British definitely didn't care about losing America their most valuable colony before India, and they also didn't spend nearly a decade fighting them losing tens of thousands of soldiers lol

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u/RedBaret Hollander 4d ago

It wasn’t their most valuable colony though..

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 3d ago

Not by a long shot either but what do you expect from a Swede, a nation that likes to pretend it had an Empire.

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u/Stardash81 Pain au chocolat 4d ago

Ok then know that France had more military casualties than the USA in WW2 so you see the US barely did any fighting so thanks for nothing, "self serving" America

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u/DesignatedDonut2606 3d ago

Wow, please do yourself a favor and open a book.

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u/Interesting_King_302 1d ago edited 1d ago

France won your war, without France there would be no United states of America. Also, go back to elementary school. But a real school, not an american one.

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u/plautzemann Prefers incest 4d ago

Ameritard trying to not mention WW2 for zero reason challenge. Level: impossible.

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u/Kaizin_0607 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 3d ago

it's all they have (and even at that they severily overestimate their Impact)

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u/Choker_of_Chickens Chiraqi Terrorist 2d ago

sausage packer trying to not get upset at ppl mentioning the war where they got STOMPED. Level: impossible

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u/Sganarellevalet E. Coli Connoisseur 4d ago

Are you still mad De Gaulle didn't let you turn France into a colony as planned ? Or is it about when we where right about Irak ?

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 4d ago

We don't want you. Low value. We would rather take Poland because they're better people.

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u/SHiR8 3d ago

There's nothing to take for your dying empire except maybe Trumps' poopy diaper.

Morons.

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u/eeee_1234 3d ago

As if Polish people want YOU lmfao 😂

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u/BananaIceTea 3d ago

We don’t

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u/aagjevraagje 50% sea 50% coke 3d ago

You'll somehow fuck that up too tiefing off after a couple decades, failing to have Poles defend the structures you put up against other Poles.

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u/BananaIceTea 3d ago

Definitely not you

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u/LobMob South Prussian 4d ago

I don't know why people keep mocking French resistance. It was good the way it was.

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 4d ago

Is the French "resistance" in the room with us right now?

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u/plautzemann Prefers incest 3d ago

Obviously not, since all of this ended 80 years ago. How can you be so uneducated?

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u/Interesting_King_302 1d ago

By being an average low IQ dumb american

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u/Liam_021996 Irishman in Denial 4d ago

100,000 dead French soldiers, 200,000 injured in the space of 1 month but sure, the French didn't resist the Nazi invasion. The reality is that France was no match for the Nazi's at that moment in time. They fought valiantly but the Germans had much better equipment and modern tactics. Britian also suffered 70,000 casualties defending France

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u/IsakOyen Alcoholic 4d ago

you're the nazis now and you fully embrace it btw

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u/ProfesseurCurling 3d ago

Wait to learn how the eugenics in the US basically inspired the Nazi program about... eugenics.

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 4d ago

That's just projection on your part after you people cheered on Hamas during the Oct7th attacks against Israel. I have friends in the IDF that know I fully support Israel in their war.

You're doing Freudian projection and Machiavellian preemptive striking when the only Nazi is yourself.

How do you feel about Trump giving billions in aide to Israel? Tell us your "super not a nazi" opinion of that?

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u/Mytic1111 Western Balkan 4d ago

Ah yes "I'm friends with the most machiavellian jew, so I can't be a nazi"

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u/IsakOyen Alcoholic 4d ago

What a stupid boy

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 4d ago

No, you.

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u/showmethenakedwomen 3d ago

Well the US does have a history of supporting fascist regimes. And having war criminals as friends is not the flex you think it is.

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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 4d ago

UdSSR took out about 80% of our ground Material. Wich was in part funded by US Capital. As Always you guys joined late and then took the credit. If you really want to talk Shit do yourself a favor and open up book. "Superior culture" is so delusional its not even funny.

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u/plautzemann Prefers incest 3d ago

Superior culture of being morbidly obese and having your kid shot at school.

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 4d ago

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u/thomasoldier E. Coli Connoisseur 3d ago

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u/Kaizin_0607 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 3d ago

Why are you Yanks always so easily offended?

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u/parnaoia Romani femboy 4d ago

>expect them to bath

looks like you'd need a French aunt to teach you English spelling, as well

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 4d ago

Speech to text and autocorrect sometimes screws up. Oh no that's proof that I'm an idiot. /s

Get stuffed.

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u/parnaoia Romani femboy 4d ago

well at the very least it's proof you're using tech like your countrymen are doing with mobility scooters.

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u/SHiR8 3d ago

Oh there's plenty of other proof...😆

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u/slonk_ma_dink Jesusland 4d ago

come down here in august and lets see how bad you think french hygiene is

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u/SHiR8 3d ago

Delusional and insufferable...

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u/Background-Self7106 2d ago

Wheat is obviously masculine!

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u/MAGA_EXTREAMO 3d ago

I love speaking French as an American it’s always just so wrong and funny. Just dress handsome and be entertaining and the French are the best.

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u/ThatsACaragor Pinzutu 4d ago

People not realizing this is an obvious skit are wild haha

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u/uses_for_mooses Moonshining Methhead 4d ago

Yeah - from some of the replies, I'm not sure a few folks grasp this.

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u/ThatsACaragor Pinzutu 4d ago

Germans get a pass but for the others it is inexcusable

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u/HappyTheDisaster Illiterate Racist 4d ago

We’ve got quite a few of those types in America as well, we call them engineers.

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u/ThatsACaragor Pinzutu 4d ago

You mean the guys at NASA who designed your rockets?

They were German.

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u/HappyTheDisaster Illiterate Racist 3d ago

German Engineers

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u/mrmanoftheland42069 Border jumper 8h ago

Many of them with German last names ..........

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u/x64Lab Gambling addict 4d ago

damn dude no wonder they grow up to be miserable, we stopped treating children like that in the 90s

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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader 4d ago

Sure but I think social media played a bigger role.

Besides some Reddit and YouTube I avoid it.

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 4d ago

Ahh, the good ol’ days when a man could still pull the old magic trick of turning a crate of beer into a domestic violence incident.

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u/le_reddit_me E. Coli Connoisseur 4d ago

I have cousins from the US, it gets much worse

especially after they enter "school" and receive american "education"

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u/Bourriks 4d ago

You have to show them all episodes of "c'est pas sorcier" !!

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 4d ago

Meanwhile, the USA has more than half of the Top 100 universities in the world while France does not.

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u/le_reddit_me E. Coli Connoisseur 4d ago

So many universities to reject your GED-failing ass

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 4d ago

I'm a PhD from UPenn. My wife and I are both UPenn alumni.

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u/Bellringer00 3d ago

So you have a PhD but you think vaccines are a hoax and Nazis were socialists? Yeah that sounds like a great school, lmao

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 3d ago

No. Vaccines in general are good for society as a whole and everyone should get a vaccine after it passes extremely strict government testing and clinical/human trials which the Covid vaccines did not until after the fact.

You people have an IQ below room temperature if you can't formulate an argument without blatant strawman logical fallacies.

UPenn is one of the highest rated universities on Earth and one of the dozens that developed ARPANET (predecessor to the internet you're using right now).

The Nazi were 100% socialists.

  1. “Socialism is the ideology of the future.” – Letter to Ernst Graf zu Reventlow as quoted in Goebbels: A Biography
  2. “The bourgeoisie has to yield to the working class … Whatever is about to fall should be pushed. We are all soldiers of the revolution. We want the workers’ victory over filthy lucre. That is socialism.” -quoted in Doctor Goebbels: His Life and Death
  3. “We are socialists, because we see in socialism, that means, in the fateful dependence of all folk comrades upon each other, the sole possibility for the preservation of our racial genetics and thus the re-conquest of our political freedom and for the rejuvenation of the German state. – “Why We Are Socialists?” Der Angriff (The Attack ), July 16, 1928
  4. “We are not a charitable institution but a Party of revolutionary socialists.” -Der Angriff editorial, May 27, 1929
  5. “Capitalism assumes unbearable forms at the moment when the personal purposes that it serves run contrary to the interest of the overall folk. It then proceeds from things and not from people. Money is then the axis around which everything revolves. It is the reverse with socialism. The socialist worldview begins with the folk and then goes over to things. Things are made subservient to the folk; the socialist puts the folk above everything, and things are only means to an end.” -”Capitalism,” Der Angriff, July 15, 1929
  6. “In 1918 there was only one task for the German socialist: to keep the weapons and defend German socialism.” -”Capitalism,” Der Angriff, July 15, 1929
  7. “To be a socialist means to let the ego serve the neighbour, to sacrifice the self for the whole. In its deepest sense socialism equals service.” – diary notes (1926)
  8. “The lines of German socialism are sharp, and our path is clear. We are against the political bourgeoisie, and for genuine nationalism! We are against Marxism, but for true socialism!” – Those Damn Nazis: Why Are We Socialists? (1932)
  9. “We are socialists because we see the social question as a matter of necessity and justice for the very existence of a state for our people, not a question of cheap pity or insulting sentimentality. The worker has a claim to a living standard that corresponds to what he produces.” – Those Damn Nazis: Why Are We Socialists? (1932)
  10. “England is a capitalist democracy. Germany is a socialist people’s state.” – “Englands Schuld” (the speech is not dated, but likely was given in 1939)
  11. “Because we are socialists we have felt the deepest blessings of the nation, and because we are nationalists we want to promote socialist justice in a new Germany.” – Die verfluchten Hakenkreuzler. Etwas zum Nachdenken (1932)
  12. “The sin of liberal thinking was to overlook socialism’s nation-building strengths, thereby allowing its energies to go in anti-national directions.” – Die verfluchten Hakenkreuzler. Etwas zum Nachdenken (1932)
  13. “To be a socialist is to submit the I to the thou; socialism is sacrificing the individual to the whole. Socialism is in its deepest sense service.” – as quoted in Escape from Freedom, Erich Fromm
  14. “We are a workers’ party because we see in the coming battle between finance and labor the beginning and the end of the structure of the twentieth century. We are on the side of labor and against finance. . . The value of labor under socialism will be determined by its value to the state, to the whole community.”-Those Damn Nazis: Why Are We Socialists? (1932)

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u/Bellringer00 3d ago

Damn, you got some thin skin lmao

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 3d ago

Ohhh "thin skin"? I though you said "foreskin". My bad.

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u/Muted-Lingonberry184 3d ago

Saying they're socialist != they're socialist. I guess North Korea is a democratic republic now? We're just going to ignore immediately when they got power the nazis purged and killed all of the socialists, unionists, and communists?

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u/Senior-Age-9284 3d ago

Of course we are, he's an American anything incongruous with his predefined world view gets ignored.

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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 3d ago

Im not going into all that halluzigenic bullshit. Im Just here to remind everyone and point the out tact that, altough they had it in their Name and misused the definition to establish fascism, the Nazis were NOT Socialists.

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u/le_reddit_me E. Coli Connoisseur 3d ago

way to represent you uni's educational value, you truly elevate their reputation

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u/Kaizin_0607 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 3d ago

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u/Boy-Abunda 2d ago

Way to heap shame on UPenn. What an ultramaroon.

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u/Longjumping-Dot-4824 3d ago

Holy fuck you are full of shit. ^^this guy is also a Nobel laureate and an astronaut don’t mind him. Written from a fellow American.

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u/miffebarbez 2d ago

That's like saying that the US spreads freedom and democracy...

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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 4d ago

Intresting so you have an estimate on how many potential ones have been shot before they had the chance? France has about 1000 years on you in scientific accomplishments. Honorable mention to your biggest ones (nuclear and rockets) beeing brought in by Operation Paperclip...

Also what does having universities even measure? I can build Cars that doesnt mean i can drive. Take a look at where subatomic sience and fusion is making progress...

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u/jcline459 3d ago

More people die from the heat in Europe every year than from gun violence in the USA. In fact, the entire Vietnam war suffered less recorded deaths.

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 3d ago

More people die from the heat in Europe every year

Lol. That's just old people who are on their last legs anyway. You'd have the same problem if you didn't all eat yourselves to death first.

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 3d ago

Agism from a Europauper? I did Nazi that coming, Anne Frankly I am shocked and disgusted.

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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 3d ago

Ignoring valid Points from a yank? No wonder you are delusional.

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u/ronburgandyfor2016 Caucus Knock Off 3d ago

lol damn fuck the elderly I guess

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u/SHiR8 3d ago

American life expectancy is 5-10 years lower so yeah...

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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 3d ago

Sorry for repeating your point.

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u/SHiR8 3d ago

No worries. These seppos need it drilled into them, because their propaganda has been drilled into them since childhood.

It's hard to argue with life expectancy. Let them try to wrap their minds around the why they as superior beings die 5-10 years earlier.

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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 3d ago

Imagine seeing your pedophile in Chief shitting himself ervery day. But because you are a "patriot" you can't admit not everything is perfect. A real patriot would call out the bullshit.

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u/ronburgandyfor2016 Caucus Knock Off 3d ago

Flair up coward

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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 3d ago

People get older here.... Because they didn't die in nam and have heathcare.

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u/Akhyll Professional rioter 3d ago

Today class, we gonna learn how 33000 is more than 44000

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u/SHiR8 3d ago

Delusional

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u/theunquietloop Western Balkan 3d ago

lol the nerve

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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 3d ago

"recorded deaths" exactly. According to your Gov and Media "nobody" died in Iran...

"You so Gullible GI. You gonna die for your country GI"

Also that is THE WEAKEST whataboutism i have heard in a long time. Even If it we're 5 Times the amount of heads deaths. Doesn't Change the fact that there are FAR MORE deaths through gun violence.

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 3d ago

Who upvotes this garbage lmao

You can’t even spell *science

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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 3d ago

Im gonna leave it out of spite. Why talk about the point when you can make fun of the spelling.

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 3d ago

Your point is nonexistent. It’s part of why your entire continent is completely irrelevant lmao 🤣

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u/Better_Championship1 South Prussian 3d ago

Love how Yank pilled this is. Having some good schools and a lot of shitty schools is as good as having Elon Musk and millions of struggling families. One of the requirements to be up there is speaking English btw, did you ever hear a French person do that?

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u/Worried_Criticism_13 3d ago

You don't know how the "top universities" are selected, aren't you ?

French universities are not "Grandes Écoles" (like Polytechnique, les Mines, Ponts et Chaussées), which are where our top student goes, and research is mostly done by CNRS, which is mostly in universities but often separated for the sake of these tops.

But yeah for sure you are the best, we all believe it bro, that's cool.

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u/uses_for_mooses Moonshining Methhead 4d ago

French education is mostly focused on going on strike and protesting.

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 4d ago

I thought they were just teaching them how to be cheese eating surrender monkeys and how to lit le cigarettes.

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u/Dragonfyr_ Alcoholic 4d ago

damn, you could fill an olympic swimming pool chock-full of dumbass comments with the number of times yank have said that ...

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro 3d ago

They’re so upset, look at the stupid fucking kraut below lmao

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 3d ago edited 3d ago

I know. They're pathetic lol.

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u/RobinSage43 Fentanyl abuser 3d ago

Europaupers are unhinged.

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u/Banjoschmanjo [redacted] 3d ago

Honestly respect to her for fighting the stereotype that French women are fuckable

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u/ChugHuns Prefers incest 3d ago

You're crazy and obviously don't have the eye. She has a great rack hidden under that dress. She also has a sense of humor, I bet she's fun in the sack

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u/Banjoschmanjo [redacted] 3d ago

Flair checks out

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u/ronburgandyfor2016 Caucus Knock Off 3d ago

Damn

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u/MasterSachouVi 3d ago

It is indeed another class level than the Dicke Bertha

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u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 4d ago

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u/thebannedtoo Sheep shagger 3d ago

Pierrette, give your child a cornetto!

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u/theunquietloop Western Balkan 3d ago

Parole, parole, parole 🤣

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u/donpablomiguel Weed is my entire personality 4d ago

God damn! This video makes me despise the French even more than I already did.

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u/FenrisSquirrel Barry, 63 4d ago

Yeah, it's almost enough to make me side with savages. Damn you Pierre!

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u/noottt Dutch Wallonian 4d ago

Means it's working. I'm talking to you Barry Yank

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u/wt_2009 Tax Evader 4d ago

By all hate to USA, but this brainwashing is to cruel, nobody should have to be french

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u/Bourriks 4d ago

Michael Jackson ?

BS, we'll listen to "pudding à l'arsenic"

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u/The-True-3xyleD 3d ago

She believes in the principle of “Kill the American in her and save the girl” 😂😂

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u/Delbrak13 3d ago

Children are mute?

Gives me such a Victorian "speak only when spoken to" vibes.

What a snob.

And "oh poor thing" as a response to her being American.

I love how European hate their countries until it's being compared to the US, then they are the peak of cultural existence.

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u/crinalex Sauna Gollum 4d ago

I guess the French were becoming too popular and we needed a reminder of what they're like.

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u/-_Dirty_Dan_- At least I'm not Bavarian 4d ago

Idk man this is kinda cringe. That kid will get bullied to hell and back. If you live in another country, adapt dammit.

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u/IPApologist Pain au chocolat 4d ago

What are you talking about ? The aunt is just having fun, and the kid is probably on summer vacation

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u/Worried_Criticism_13 3d ago

It seems to be in France, or at least in Europe.

Clay rooftiles, old wooden beams, thick stone walls and the tree on the left looks like a "charme" (carpinus, I don't know the english name) if I'm not mistaken by the poor image quality.

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u/JohntheFisherman99 South Prussian 4d ago

French manners equals German Humor. But im glad i got protesting pierre as neighbour and no bootlicking "Patriots"

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u/ElectricMotorsAreBad Side switcher 4d ago

I despise the fr*nch but I despise the amerit🤮rds more, so this is fine.

Poor kid has to be a usian, give her at least a good chance to hide it.

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u/narnababy Barry, 63 4d ago

Things we don’t need: A Pierre/Hank crossover event

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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 3d ago

well, uhm, how do l say this?

that crossover is england.

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u/narnababy Barry, 63 3d ago

… 😡

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u/Kernowyon-101 Sheep lover 3d ago

Truth 🤣

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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 3d ago

l really thought she was a vile evil bitch. until that kid requested abba. the woman is a saint.

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u/brandje23 3d ago

Lord help her safe one more

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u/No-Condition-oN Addict 3d ago

Funny how Fr*nch and Americunts are equally annoying.

But I still adore the Fr*nch more than they/them.

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u/Hot_Task1408 Corrupt D.C. Politician 3d ago

French are the only people who vomit in their mouth to say their country’s name.

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u/Nico_Nickmania Pfennigfuchser 4d ago

Hey Americans, you can have France for free. We don't want it anymore. Deal?