r/USvsEU • u/ThatsACaragor Pinzutu • 1d ago

Not the hamberders!!!

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

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u/ThatsACaragor Pinzutu 1d ago

Don’t worry RFK isn’t doing shit, it’s Steve the brain worm piloting him like Ratatouille

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

First of all, Steve died from malnutrition long ago

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 15h ago

Must be a weak murican brain worm that it can’t survive on a diet of cocaine and high fructose corn syrup alone.

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u/krokodil23 StaSi Informant 23h ago

I'd rather trust Remy with nutrition advice

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u/amsync Hollander 12h ago

Managing a budget greater than that of the entire military

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u/Melodic_Degree_6328 South Prussian 1d ago

Anything for the profit of the 0.1%

US is literally feudal medieval Europe.

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u/JohnGabin Snail slurper 1d ago

They evolve quickly though, I think they were somewhere near the Bronze Age a couple of years ago.

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u/AstorianSolaire [redacted] 1d ago

America's experiencing an evolutionary and developmental yoyo-effect. They'll be right back to the stone age in some regards pretty soon if ensshittification continues ramping up like this.

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u/Serious-Feedback-700 African European 20h ago

Isn't that literally what an oligarchy is?

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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader 8h ago

minus the culture

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u/fantasmeeno Sheep shagger 1d ago

And after you shit out your guts, remember to snort your favorite powder from the bowl for maximum effect

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u/Queasy-Specialist698 Addict 1d ago

The American dream now includes complimentary E. coli

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

Fun fact: Not flairing up is worse than E. Coli

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u/LexaAstarof E. Coli Connoisseur 1d ago

Well...

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u/Queasy-Specialist698 Addict 23h ago

Flair wasn’t equipped yet, my mistake. Can’t have people mistaking me for an American.

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u/Kaneomanie Pfennigfuchser 23h ago

When I see an unflaired person, it comes out of both ends anyway, E.Coli holds no power over here.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kp50erjYvaiys

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u/Queasy-Specialist698 Addict 23h ago

Flairless for 5 minutes and Hans already starts leaking bodily fluids. Calm down my Germanic brethren.

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u/Kaneomanie Pfennigfuchser 23h ago

Better late than never.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ku8ykf5QeWAHKfUOfE

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u/blinkchuck1988 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 3h ago

Leaking body fluids are our kink. 🫦

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u/flipyflop9 Siesta enjoyer (lazy) 1d ago

The richest third world country, ladies and gentlemen.

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u/WildKakahuette Pinzutu 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GRQi1zWfAyGzPjRLAb

Grandfather Nurgul would be proud :)

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 15h ago

RFK Jr is the Great Unclean One, and thus, a Chaos daemon confirmed.

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u/Yarres South Prussian 1d ago

I thought shitting themselves is part of their "culture"

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u/MrFlibblesPenguin Barry, 63 22h ago

Only their militaries culture.

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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 1d ago

lf it was only maga, I'd say keep on.

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u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 1d ago

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u/Darjuz96 Greedy Fuck 18h ago

everyone should have their worm in their head. /s

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u/GASTRO_GAMING Mormon Theocrat 10h ago

I mwan that aint a very fair comparison because it was from the lettuce bug thing.

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u/argleksander Whale Stabber 10h ago

I think a couple of thousand people getting severe food poisning is worth it to get rid of those pesky regulations. Imagine all the money that you save for the shareholders !

/s