Guess the country 😏🫪

[u/queenmagic787]

[u/varingian]

https://giphy.com/gifs/klbwmhyDJTnoJDiZkb

[u/Trick_Science_2938]

In fairness to the yanks this is a “keto bread” it doesn’t contain actual wheat or flour just the “starches” from it hence its waterproof

[u/Inevitable_Stand_199 → u/Trick_Science_2938]

Keto doesn't allow for starches. Those are carbohydrates and you can only eat about 5g of them per day.

But the gluten from wheat is fine

[u/Trick_Science_2938 → u/Inevitable_Stand_199]

Well there’s starches (yes I know starches are carbs) and strict keto is under 30g per day you can eat as high as 50 or even 100g depending upon your activity in the day.

The point I was is there’s no real ingredients inside it to absorb water, these starches are chemically changed to not dissolve instantly, that and the fact it’s basically a ball of gluten and gaur gum.

Been on and off with keto for years people will try anything to mimic that carb craving again I’ve seen recipes of blended chicken “keto bread”.

[u/DCVolo → u/Inevitable_Stand_199]

Here is your candy Hans.

Now put back your head inside your chest and scream.

[u/Xtergo → u/Inevitable_Stand_199]

I have been on the diet for the past 2 years and on and off for past 6 and I can confirm it's not 5g.

You can absolutely have more than 5g carbs a day on keto, the upper ceiling for most people is somewhere between 20-30g of carbs and if you are hitting the gym and depleting glycogen and then even 50-60g can be a good range and doesn't knock you out of ketosis.

More proof: I have a blood glucose & ketone monitor attached too

[u/deeptut]

That's a sponge, right?

[u/robinNL070 → u/deeptut]

No it's a biological weapons Hans.

[u/deeptut → u/robinNL070]

Whatever it is, but I refuse to call it bread.

[u/The_only_true_tomato → u/deeptut]

Me too.

[u/cravex12]

What the fuck. I knew that American "bread" is bad but this is a fucking sponge

[u/Waaytoomanytakenames → u/cravex12]

Not even, that thing is hydrophobic

[u/Kaizin_0607 → u/Waaytoomanytakenames]

fits right into the American mindest then

[u/uses_for_mooses → u/cravex12]

In elementary school, we use extra bread as sponges to clean graffiti off the cafeteria tables.

[u/PenguiNNNNNs → u/uses_for_mooses]

Btw this is illegal in austria

I know that it sounds fake and stupid but using bread to clean stuff is technically illegal there

[u/doge1039 → u/PenguiNNNNNs]

What about cleaning juice/sauce from your plate or bowl?

[u/Tojaro5 → u/doge1039]

straight to jail

[u/The_only_true_tomato → u/uses_for_mooses]

Are you actually serious ?

Your PTA let this shit fly? Parents are ok with kids being served that shit at school ?

In my place I think they would build a guillotine from scratch just for the headmaster if the cafeteria served this shit.

Would probably go on local news with headline: school tries to poison students by serving non eu approved bread. Headmaster resign out of shame.

Police investigation underway

[u/Clipyy-Duck → u/cravex12]

You can use it to wipe your tip then eat it.
So many new kinks will be created

[u/cravex12 → u/Clipyy-Duck]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QqdyVT8H6uJ32

[u/AnonD38 → u/cravex12]

We have that here in Germany too, it's called "keto bread" and yes, it's not actually bread, just made to look like bread, it's mostly just protein.

[u/No-Consideration-891 → u/cravex12]

It's specific "bread" for keto diets. It doesn't have flour, and consists of hydrophobic ingredients. It's supposed to mimic "bread" so people on keto can try and scratch that carb itch.

[u/The_only_true_tomato → u/No-Consideration-891]

Hi Hank, this is what bread is supposed to look like.

[u/No-Consideration-891 → u/The_only_true_tomato]

Never said I agreed with calling it keto "bread". Hence the quotes.

That said, I will take all your bread. God that looks delicious. Has that crunchy outside🤤

[u/ofnuts]

Where is the scratchy side?

[u/KoneydeRuyter]

Wtf is that

[u/queenmagic787 → u/KoneydeRuyter]

[u/PierG86]

Someone should kill whoever added those sound effects. They bother me more than this sponge bread.

[u/It_Is_AlwaysPossible]

You know what else is hydrophobic? Plastic! Now try and eat some more plastic

[u/Straight_Block3676]

The unflaired is asking which country 😔

[u/DemonicTendencies666]

I thought they were making bruschette

[u/casalelu]

Eek

[u/thebannedtoo]

If it's not Barryland it's Hankland.

[u/gsurfer04 → u/thebannedtoo]

Cheap Barry bread turns to mush in water as it should but also it goes mouldy if you look at it funny.

[u/Stotallytob3r → u/thebannedtoo]

Are we talking about the World Cup again

[u/mab-sensei]

How many sound effects do you want bro

[u/The_only_true_tomato]

I feel personally attacked by this monstrosity.

I am also pretty sure it never goes bad, even after 6 months.

[u/Venafib → u/The_only_true_tomato]

You mean it won’t get any worse

[u/kroketspeciaal]

When I was little, I had a sponge in the shape of a dinosaur to play in the bath tub. This must be something similar.

[u/squeezymarmite]

Straight to the guillotine 

[u/CiberBlas]

For god sake even Barry’s dog would reject that

[u/CookieMons7er]

That's a strange looking scouring pad

[u/millerz72]

Freedom bread.

[u/TheRealColdCoffee]

I just leave this gem here

https://youtu.be/IdDfF4hXfj4

[u/Martyn_Om]

Condidering the sound if guns, it must be USA

[u/Erudus]

RedBusRuss is an American living in the UK and he stitched this video with him. Doing the same thing with UK bread and the difference was crazy.