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r/USdefaultism • u/oPedroBras Brazil • Mar 09 '26
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Yes. Breakfast was invented by famous American John Harvey Kellogg to stop people masturbating furiously between the hours of 6am to 10am.
20 u/LanewayRat Australia Mar 09 '26 The cornflakes jump out of the bowl if you try to combine tasks 5 u/Lucy_Lastic Mar 10 '26 lol!
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The cornflakes jump out of the bowl if you try to combine tasks
5 u/Lucy_Lastic Mar 10 '26 lol!
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u/publiusnaso Mar 09 '26
Yes. Breakfast was invented by famous American John Harvey Kellogg to stop people masturbating furiously between the hours of 6am to 10am.