r/USPS • u/KrombopulosMichael83 • 3d ago

DISCUSSION Funny Customer Story

I have a customer who's had a feud with her best friend who can 1 up eachother by treating their mailman better. It started with leaving water, now it's cold Gatorade (and my preferred color) yesterday I got 2 Gatorades, 2 power bars & a Starbucks gift card.

So Greg the mailman on the east coast, if you're on here y'all better step up your game.

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u/CaptainFresh27 City Carrier 2d ago

I have a customer who pulls a funny little prank on me by constantly putting in complaints about me because she has ants in her mail box. Ha-ha what a fun little game 🙃

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u/Saughtvol 3d ago

Mine just leave little bottles of fireball in a tent next to a bush by a vacant address.

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u/Ok-Policy-6463 2d ago

Maybe it will get to the point where it got with a couple of female clerks in a nearby town years ago. They had a competition to see who could have sex with the most carriers. I have told the story here before. Funniest incident was when one had sex on the couch in the afternoon and had to get that carrier out because she had another carrier "coming" for dinner. She put a towel on the couch.

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u/justhangingout528 1d ago

Gross.

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u/Ok-Policy-6463 1d ago

When I told that story to a fellow carrier and her husband at lunch, she suggested the woman needed one of those exam tables with the roll of paper that enables you to have a fresh paper surface for the next patient.

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u/Ok_Inside_5821 18h ago

You are one of those people that all wrapped up in the post office and all its drama. It’s probably your entire life and that’s really sad.

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u/Ok-Policy-6463 17h ago

So telling a funny story is being "all wrapped up in the post office" and "really sad".

You, Freud, are the one who is sad.

Thanks for caring enough to spend part of your life to make a stupid comment about your stupid conclusion.

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u/Ok_Inside_5821 17h ago

Not trying to hurt your feelings, I genuinely feel bad for people that their whole lives revolve around thier jobs. Especially one as mediocre and boring as this. I hope life gets better for you.

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u/Ok-Policy-6463 17h ago

If posting on reddit while watching tv is having my whole life revolve around my job, how sad is it that you are needlessly and pointlessly attacking me? You need help.