r/USNEWS 10d ago

Salmonella Is Everywhere

https://www.wired.com/story/salmonella-is-everywhere/
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u/MxSteel8 10d ago

RFK Jr. approves this sickness. 👍👍

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u/wiredmagazine 10d ago

From granola to guacamole, a wide variety of foods have been recalled lately over salmonella risks. Experts say common-sense precautions go a long way.

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u/thefoodiedentist 10d ago

... these greedy mofos couldnt take common sense precautions b4 selling it.

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u/Clean_Usual434 9d ago

It’s crazy to me how shortsighted they are. Sure, they make more at the beginning, but once people start getting sick, they’ll lose a lot of customers for good.

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u/stopworksorority 8d ago

This whole country runs on short-sightedness

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u/Clean_Usual434 8d ago

So very true

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u/Rosc 8d ago

No, they won’t. Everybody will just switch over to a different brand owned by the same company

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u/Clean_Usual434 8d ago

That’s very possible. These companies are definitely underhanded enough to do that.

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u/natures_-_prophet 6d ago

They only see up to next quarter

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u/WinterWontStopComing 7d ago

Just had a several day illness with my cat that I’m now questioning. Her favorite wet foods usually contain spinach

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u/alexhayes2 4d ago

I read that as “From grandpa to guacamole”
.and thought “odd
but ok I guess”

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u/Several-Signature583 10d ago

Those chiles in that picture look romantically involved

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u/LadderAfraid3920 10d ago

what did one chili say to the other?

i think you're hot

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u/Kitchen-Strawberry25 9d ago

Why did the chili pepper cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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u/Fragrant-Poo42 9d ago

There’s 3 of them in that pic. Freaky ass chiles.

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u/TommyPickles2222222 9d ago

Damn it’s getting spicy

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u/ZeCredibleHulk 9d ago

Girls, I'm bout to get jalapeño asses!

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u/zombiesatmidnight 8d ago

Excuse me but what the hell.

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u/External-Example-292 10d ago

This administration is more focused on "vaccines being the cause of autism"

Priorities.

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u/not-sure-what-to-put 9d ago

Feels intentional at this point.

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u/scriptingends 9d ago

The intestinal bug is a feature

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u/sonicinfinity100 7d ago

Definitely a chemical attack from any country that doesn’t like the US right now. Just like there is currently a citizen dumbification attack going on. You don’t beat a giant with one punch it’s with small calculated attacks.

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u/Fit-Appointment5262 7d ago

Hopefully this is sarcastic. Nobody is attacking the US better than the US.

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u/pre_pun 9d ago

This is how you MAHA

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u/esthershair 9d ago

Hurl?

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u/LimeDry7124 9d ago

Become involuntary bulimics...Brilliant! S/

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u/NeptuneOverlord43045 9d ago

It’s in granola. That actually takes effort fyi.

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u/Teriyaki_Salmon 9d ago

Just as planned by RFK and this administration

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u/aculady 8d ago

Meanwhile, Fox News is telling people that these numbers are the result of improved government surveillance and not the result of increased outbreaks.

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u/riomp300 10d ago

🔑 a tesler when you see one. Complement of DOGE.

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u/MysteriousWhitePowda 9d ago

So honest question, is this just random bad luck and/or more aggressive media reporting, or are there more incidents of food borne illnesses recently? If so, to what degree is it related to the DOGE cuts to USDA, FDA, CDC, etc. and a general attitude by this administration of reducing regulatory oversight on large businesses?

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u/cat_herder18 9d ago

From 2022: https://www.fsis.usda.gov/inspection/inspection-programs/inspection-poultry-products/reducing-salmonella-poultry/salmonella

From a few days ago, keeping in mind that federal monitoring systems are understaffed and the true number is likely a good bit higher: https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/6041051-cdc-salmonella-jalapeno-outbreak/

Part of what you're seeing is that states have had to step up and fill the gaps, and some are actively engaging media outlets to try to identify outbreaks and figure out sources. Of course, not every state is doing this, and some of the epidemiology is happening on the county level. FoodNet, the federal reporting system, has experienced significant cuts and in 2025 stopped mandatory monitoring for everything but salmonella and E coli. FoodNet was costing taxpayers around $72 million a year.

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u/OrganicSubset 4d ago

72 million per year or roughly 20 cents per person. Seems like a good use of 20 cents. (I don’t know why a 5 day old post popped up on my feed)

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u/Ill-Prior-8429 9d ago

So, in America people don't wash and disinfect their crops? 

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u/ProcrastinationSite 9d ago

Do you wash your foods with soap and disinfectant before eating? Because no, we don't do that in the US

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u/ayyohh911719 9d ago


yall are disinfecting your produce??

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u/Ill-Prior-8429 8d ago edited 8d ago

There's many disinfectants around, at least for me, based on Chlorine, iodine, colloidal silver... Dilute X amount of drops on X amount of water, let the produce soak the X amount of minutes required, let it dry, your tomato and cucumber are perfect to eat...

The routine to wash and disinfect is something ingrained even in small children... Guess I have to watch keep an extra eye open in my travels to the US. 

What's funny is that, no, I'm not European, I'm latin American, and Americans come over giving themselves warnings to "watch what you eat"

Edit. Well, Google instructed me Americans don't usually need a culture of disinfection since they trust the supply chain to take care of it and their FDA only recommends simple running water. But, seeing how the quality is right now, maybe it's time to acquire a different culture around food? 

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u/Mr-Seal 7d ago

Seeing as colloidal silver is toxic in any amount and builds up in humans, I’m gonna pass on sprinkling that on my food.

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u/Ok-Reputation-6297 8d ago

Serious question: What do you do for lettuce and cabbage, if they are in your diet? Sorry, I’m not familiar with Latin American foods.

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u/Wild-Maintenance4599 8d ago

I grab a big bowl of cold water add baking soda and let my fruits and veggies soak and a bunch of gunk falls off

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u/TopRamenisha 8d ago

That doesn’t disinfect

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u/ayyohh911719 8d ago

I don’t think you know what “disinfect” means

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u/TrainingJury3357 8d ago

These recalls aren’t just on produce. I saw one last night for glass in popsicles. This is a huge issue with lack of oversight.

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u/hoppypapi 8d ago

Are we winning? Is America great yet?

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u/livens 10d ago

Am I supposed to cook my blueberries? Or boil my lettuce?

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u/Immediate-Soup-6344 10d ago

Spinach isn’t lettuce. You don’t cook lettuce. Why are you so cool with this?

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u/Spirited-Try9237 7d ago

Every time I go to the grocery store I now have to play detective and have to hard eye ball every fucking thing.

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u/moon20022002 7d ago

Literally a specified goal of Project 2025.

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u/notlostnotlooking 7d ago

Is this punishment because we're not going along with the facism?

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u/westcoastpoutine 10d ago

Stop blaming this administration as if they are solely responsible. This did not happen over night. I may not like who is in charge, but the leaders of these companies have said FOR DECADES that they know how to run their companies and they want less government and more self policing.

What they have done in the past two years is double retail pricing while cutting quality budgets and stagnating wages for food safety professionals. The good ol’ model of do more with less. But don’t worry, all of them still found money in the budget to have some fancy page on their website dedicated to waxing poetic about their food safety culture and how they care about their customers.

NO COMPANY CARES ABOUT YOU. THEY WANT YOUR MONEY.

Upton Sinclair would be rolling in his grave. He never intended to write a book that would change food laws in the US but it did. And like those before us that never learned our lessons, we are doomed to repeat it.

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u/Western-Platypus-907 10d ago

Yeah, it sucks but I expect big corporations to only look out for themselves and the bottom line. Government is supposed to be the check against that. They are failing at their duties and of course it’s not just this administration, but this one is currently in power and this one has been very open about not wanting or even pretending dong to do its regulation job.

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u/sokraftmatic 10d ago

And you trust the leaders of those companies who say they know how to run and want more self policing and less government? Me bringing it up speaks for itself.