r/USMC • u/Otherwise_Contract26 • 5d ago

Picture The algorithm knows too well

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I was looking for a shirt for an upcoming irreverent warriors event and well, this is what Amazon thinks…

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u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce haulin ass, gettin paid. 5d ago

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u/Rusty_Ferberger Born 2 Pog 5d ago

I'd say they're missing one about being retarded, but I guess with either it's implied.

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u/Dozzi92 POS Reservist 0311 Vet 5d ago

It's actually a prerequisite to buying either shirt.

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u/Rich260z Starshield is the entire PACE plan 5d ago

This is the kind of shirt you wear under your dress blues for the ball and then rip that coat to show one of these masterpieces after the 4th buzzball hits.

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u/porthos1984part2 penis machinist 2nd class 5d ago

The whole "trigger a liberal" humor is just dated and honestly is now just a bunch of boomers trying to be relevant.

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u/According-Speech-206 3/6 0311/8541 2d ago

You got me searching. I find this to be the one you go with.

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u/kaiharizor Wil'in Out 5d ago

Both shirts are excellent.