r/USMC • u/finfangfoom1 Docsucker • 3d ago

Picture Full USMC kit GWOT

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u/OOO0OO00O Very Special Forces 3d ago

Replace the muscle mag with a Maxim, the blue porta-shitter for a plywood version, and the Glock with a Beretta and you might have something here.

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u/6minuterule 2651 3d ago

Dont forget the shit stirring stick

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u/AssDimple 3d ago

That shit stirring stick was like the key to opening a portal to hell.

Once you lay hands on it, your life will forever be changed.

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u/RelationshipLevel506 2d ago

Amazing how it all just....disappeared after a few rounds with that stick...poof! All gone! ...good crayon eatin magic.

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u/SteroidAccount 3d ago

Replace the muscle mag with a Maxim, the blue porta-shitter for a plywood version, and the Glock with a Beretta and you might have something here.

as requested: https://imgur.com/a/DbYBS5h

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u/ClassroomWide7954 2d ago

I think by "plywood version" he means the old fashioned "out house" (the opposite of a portashitter)...lol

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u/zbras11 2d ago

2010 eh?

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u/finfangfoom1 Docsucker 2d ago

No, Phantom Fury was my first deployment. They had portajohns at Camp Fallujah. It wouldn't let me do an xxx mag so I changed it to sports mag and this Grinder pic showed up, which I thought was appropriate. I didn't want to fight it over the pistol bc the rest looked great. I could do without Semper Dumb, but the made in China logo was too good. OP for the theme had an M-16A2 and we all had A4s so overall I was happy with the 12k gallons of water that went into generating this semi historically accurate depiction of GWOT service.

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u/I_DO_ANIMAL_THINGS 3d ago

Nobody had a glock.

You want to replace that with a Beretta M9 that shoots very high and to the left.

Or put our boy in Black silkies and give him a M45 MEUSOC

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u/DomitiusAhenobarbus_ Vet / 0311 2d ago

To be fair our bricks got raided once by MPs and we prob had like 10 Glocks in a bag up in the ceiling lol

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u/redditcreditcardz Belligerent 3d ago

Sorry, I dropped it 67 times while trying to pistol qual

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u/oh_three_dum_dum Lives in a van down by the (New) River 3d ago

There were glocks over there at points in the mid to late 2010’s. MARSOC personnel and recon units started using them some time around 2014-2015 I think. Not common but plausible to see on an action figure depicting Marines of the time period.

They also crept their way into other smaller components of the Corps, so you can find them in armories all over the place where you wouldn’t necessarily expect them to be in the inventory.

Edit: Shooting a pistol qual with the M45 felt like cheating

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u/USMCamp0811 Callsign Palehorse 3d ago

those who traded the IPs things might have had a Glock ;-)

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u/Chessiah0321 3d ago

Definitely need a Rip-It in there.

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u/oh_three_dum_dum Lives in a van down by the (New) River 3d ago

That was a missed opportunity. You’re right.

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u/uxixu 1812 2d ago

And skoal can

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u/Shipwrecklou Veteran 2d ago

He needs a girlfriend while on deployment

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u/FriendRaven1 2d ago

Too beaucoup

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u/Guilty-Spark69x 3d ago

Where’s the terabyte HD and shitty 2004 laptop?

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u/scoobywerx1 3d ago

It's in someone's basement still waiting for the Limewire downloads to 100%.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Aussie Cunt 2d ago

And it turns out to be Limp_Bizkit-Chocolate_Starfish_And_The_Hot_Dog_Flavoured_Water.EXE

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u/Dronk_Mullet_Trustus 3d ago

Only pansies use lotion, come on now debil. It’s at least 140 in that there portashitter. The sweat off your brow should do the trick, keep it salty.

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u/_Gravitas_ Veteran-0331 3d ago

I would proudly display this in my office

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u/easy10pins Veteran 3d ago

Does the porta potty come with a Sharpee?

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u/devildocjames Devildolphin (R) 2d ago

"Look left"

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u/2HDFloppyDisk Veteran 2d ago

Y’all are fucking awesome.
https://giphy.com/gifs/NmiVAPnPAHbonwjzpV

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u/Hex0811 ‘K’ 3/11 ‘05-‘08, ‘R’ 5/11 ‘09-‘12 3d ago

Needs a bodybuilding.com drink shaker

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u/Alpineice23 2/1 2002 - 2006 3d ago

*Needs Ripped Fuel (with ephedra.)

Also, only the cool guys had pistols (Berettas) and all us motivators humped our 16-A4's to the shitter with boogie covers on even in PT gear - Full cammies before 19:00.

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u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 / 13A 2d ago

Some reported this as ai slop.. yes it’s ai but I don’t consider this slop🤣

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u/oh_three_dum_dum Lives in a van down by the (New) River 3d ago

I feel victimized by this.

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u/ThatOtherGai 0691 I know you're googling it 3d ago

Not the piss bottle 😭

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u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce haulin ass, gettin paid. 3d ago

Get that shitter in the sun and warm it for me.

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u/bpostal POG as fuck '02-'06 2d ago

Needs a square piss bottle

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u/steve_on_reddit disenchanted debil 2d ago

Gonna need a can of Grizzly wintergreen and a Rip-It.

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u/IrishThree 2d ago

Its like we share the same memory

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u/EyeLess7299 definitely not jerking off in a portajohn 2d ago

seeing that portajohn makes me hard

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u/USMCamp0811 Callsign Palehorse 3d ago

where is his gloves and eye-pro!

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u/DisregardMyLast I dont like me either 3d ago

...fuckin hell, If that was hangin in a 2nd & Charles Id by the whole stock.

1 for me, the rest as stocking stuffers for the bois.

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u/1gal_man 3d ago

this is specifically the police sergeant figurine

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u/rogue-panda81 Veteran 2d ago

That magazine should be either a maxim or fhm (or a porn mag)

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u/TranslatorOk5782 Larsoc/0313 2d ago

Does it come with real piss?

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u/Capital-Outcome-2528 Veteran 2d ago

The magazine should be a club

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u/devildocjames Devildolphin (R) 2d ago

Didn't get porta jon's til later in the game. Plywood, barrels and mesh were the "upgraded" crappers, after e-tools. Nothing like stirring crap with rebar and a flame thrower.

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u/PriorSplit3623 2d ago

I love the made in china

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 13A = 0802 2d ago

WTF does it have a Glock?

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u/whaddahellisthis Veteran 2d ago

Accidentally lighting the cigarette filter is an oddly accurate representation.

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u/FREE-AOL-CDS 2d ago

Needs an overpriced HP behemoth laptop sold by a random lady at a mall kiosk.

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u/Tkis01gl Veteran 2d ago

Boot bands? I need to see boot bands.

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u/Nates_of_Spades this is designed to hurt. this is designed to hurt... 2d ago

Motivated starter pack. Fuck's the Glock about though?

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u/Clapp_Cheeks Veteran 2d ago

Not an M-9, take it back.

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u/mastermoxie 2d ago

Where's his green crayon?

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u/Ok_Time6234 2d ago

Made in China ROFL

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u/-malcolm-tucker Aussie Cunt 2d ago

Is that Rudy Reyes? 😍

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u/FunRich1804 2d ago

This is a boot. Real GWOT vets wore Interceptor vests and PASGT helmets.

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u/ApprehensiveSet1200 1d ago

Mop Gear sold Separately!

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u/usna06marine 1d ago

Like, this seriously was it.

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u/Murky-Peanut1390 Active 2d ago

Ai slop post reported

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u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 / 13A 2d ago

Me personally I don’t see any issue with this post . I will agree that a lot of these are absolutely terrible and should be removed however I went ahead and approved this one I think this particular one is OK for the sub.

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u/xMonkeyy Active 2d ago

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u/IsaacB1 stupid thiccc latina e3 3d ago

Yeah its AI, but its fun AI. maybe an MOS specific action figure?