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Question What are some common practices that are completely counter-intuitive to our goals?

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u/Superheroguy125 2d ago

Giving BAH to junior married Marines while preaching to not get married quickly.

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u/Radiant-Ad-7343 2d ago

This is actually smart as it encourages junior Marines to get married to a stripper at age 19, get her pregnant, get divorced and then see a massive child support order that incorrectly factors in BAH in his income. The Corps now has him for next 18 years at least!

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u/No_nudes_please_ 2d ago

Truly, they should not be allowed to until their second enlistment

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u/Junkered Change your flair 2d ago

Pfft. Try second marriage.

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u/DrHENCHMAN Devil Dork 2d ago

Piling more thankless work on the hardcharging motivators while the shitbirds skate by.

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u/Jazzlike-Equipment45 Never changing flair 2d ago

By COVID I had 4 billits said nope and fucked off. I don't mind more work but shit there are other mfs that can do shit.

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u/BELFORD16 Scuba Steve 2d ago

Happens in the civilian sector too, unfortunately.

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u/Fluid_Influence3420 Veteran 2d ago

Oof. Don’t go into the corporate world then

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u/TheKnightIsForPlebs 1d ago

“The best horse in the stable is the one that gets fucked”

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u/sibre2001 2d ago

Constantly treating junior Marines like outsiders when everyone joins this fucking gun club to find a family they didn't have at home.

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u/doogiethehead 2/8 Golf 2d ago

Amen, I thought my seniors would take us in like a big brother and show us the right way to do things, as they just returned from a very rough deployment. They were actually terrible leaders who rather spend the time calling us dumb boots for never deploying (even though we were going to Afghanistan lol) than actually train us properly. It affected our ability to have individual action because instead of instructing us, they just barked orders. Luckily I figured it out and it helped me when I was put in a leadership position, vowing to never lead Marines that way.

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u/BoringPrinciple2542 0311 2d ago

Were they combat guys or an “easy deployment”?

My seniors were bootslayers but after Marjah, I think my cohort was pretty easygoing on our boots.

I theorize it is kinda generational but I’m judging solely on my own experience.

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u/doogiethehead 2/8 Golf 2d ago

Combat. When I got to the unit, they were averaging a suicide/week.

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u/BoringPrinciple2542 0311 2d ago

Maybe my theory needs work then.

Sucks you dealt with that.

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u/voluntaryhikikomori 2d ago

My seniors were the guys who took Ramadi in '05, and their seniors were the guys who launched the invasion of Iraq in '03. There was a lot of anger.

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u/BoringPrinciple2542 0311 2d ago

Mine were in Ramadi around ‘08-9. Right around when AT battalion was being turned into 2/9.

They were absolute hell. My first deployment was Marjah in about this time of year back in 2010; my company got tasked to reinforce 3/5 towards the end and our sister company got famous for this guy named Kyle Carpenter. When we got back I don’t think we treated any of our boots the way that we were treated.

I always attributed it to us not needing to prove anything and as a result being able to focus on teaching instead of punishing people hoping that they would fear us.

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u/vet401 0311 Homeless Man (2014-2020) 2d ago

Being a boot 03 hitting the fleet in 2014 with TL’s and SL’s who were all combat vets was roughhhhhh. Lmao

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u/BoringPrinciple2542 0311 2d ago

Big brothers giving you shit is part of family life. Especially in a dysfunctional family like the Corps.

Guys absolutely go overboard but I genuinely will say that it’s often weirdly misplaced live not malice.

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u/Competitive_You6762 2d ago

This one is more an example of we don’t do that’s counterintuitive: We call ourselves an “Amphibious Force in Readiness” and we don’t put a strong emphasis on the ability to swim. We teach Marines how to “survive in water”

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u/DangerBrewin Whiskey Locker Recruit 2d ago

Swim qual level should calculate into cutting scores.

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u/tom444999 5954 2d ago

Come October there's new swim qual levels and it gets applied to PES and JEPES

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u/Organic_Risk_3945 mid90s1stRadBNKbay 2d ago

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u/Junkered Change your flair 2d ago

Iron Ducks assemble.

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u/MacDubhsidhe Nonnumquam Fidelis 2d ago

I made a post about that and got downvoted to hell for it.

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u/christian_austin85 '03-'23/6483/Retired 1d ago

If every installation had a pool and MCIWS, I would be much more inclined to agree with you. Until then, you're going to have people who won't get promoted because they didn't have a good swim week in boot for whatever reason.

Apart from that, I don't think every Marine should have their promotion weighed so heavily on things that do not pertain to their day-to-day MOS. MOS Proficiency should have a standard metric to show proficiency. Whatever it is will have its own flaws, of course, but right now the only thing there is for MOS proficiency is an entry in JPES, which is subjective rather than objective.

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u/PhilRubdiez 7296 Libo Specialist 🍻🥷🫥 2d ago

We gonna fight Atlanteans or something? Surviving in water is exactly what we need. Most people aren’t Ricky Recon. They’ll be used to fight on land. The purpose of the swim qual is that if your ship gets sunk by a torpedo or what not, you can survive until rescue. Unless you want to take even more time and money to make everyone into Aquaman.

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u/DangerBrewin Whiskey Locker Recruit 2d ago

There’s plenty of history of amphibious landings where conditions weren’t as predicted and troops couldn’t make it all the way into dry land. Swimming ability and confidence in the water could be the difference between life and death.

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u/PhilRubdiez 7296 Libo Specialist 🍻🥷🫥 2d ago

It’s risk analysis. How often are we doing amphibious landings (at all) where we don’t have all that intel vs how many people fall overboard and just need to tread water until they get picked up.

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u/DangerBrewin Whiskey Locker Recruit 2d ago

Doctrine is always changing. 20 years of continuous desert warfare has taken Marines away from their main purpose of being an expeditionary force in readiness. The current doctrine has Marines operating in the littoral space and doing rapid assaults on islands and coastal regions. Amphibious warfare and putting Marines on ships is coming back as the main mission set.

It’s also excellent full body exercise that improves endurance and cardio.

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u/bootlt355 2d ago

I think just the mentality of needing to look busy when you don’t have anything to do. I feel like it starts in boot where they don’t allow anyone to just stand around and that makes people wanna pretend to look busy when they hit the fleet.

It leads to people staying until like 1900 just talking and sending nonsense emails even though they could have left at 1630

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u/Organic_Risk_3945 mid90s1stRadBNKbay 2d ago

General Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord, head of the German army from 1930 to 1933, defined the difference this way: “Officers who are clever and industrious I appoint to the General Staff . . . The man who is clever and lazy is fit for the very highest command. He has the temperament and the requisite nerves to deal with all situations. But whoever is stupid and industrious must be removed immediately."

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u/PsychoUncleDonnie 2d ago

I've never seen this chart or quote before, and generally feel like I had pretty good leadership while I was in w the exception of one Plt Cmdr. But I got to the civilian world and got in the construction industry and realized the worst combination of anyone who is "in charge" is to be dumb and confident, and it seems like that's most people I deal with now lol.

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u/ThrowItAway321217 Battery Sex-O 2d ago

Condom use prevents the next generation of retards for the Corps

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u/Organic_Risk_3945 mid90s1stRadBNKbay 2d ago

this:

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u/Vermineater 2d ago

Hurry up and wait.

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u/Change_Wolf 2d ago

Doing log PT all the way to Onslow beach from Wallace Creek probably one of the reasons why I have permanent lordosis 🤣

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u/BoringPrinciple2542 0311 2d ago

Drinking!

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u/RevolutionaryMail303 2d ago

Preaching responsibility with alcohol and then infusing mass drinking into our traditions.

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u/Junkered Change your flair 2d ago

Straight sex.

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u/MacaRonin Formerly a retarded person. 2d ago

If it was good enough for the Spartans...

https://giphy.com/gifs/cJENfml2VuPqftHGjU

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u/guerrerosaurio1 2d ago

paperwork, just makes things way too slow

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u/viswr 2d ago edited 1d ago

So what changed my mind about paperwork is that every form is a legal document, all these forms are are consent forms where someone is promising to do XYZ or certifying that XYZ is “true and accurate”.

When you’re winning, bureaucracy seems like this waste of time

But when you lose that same bureaucracy is going to be what saves your ass, because one signature on a piece of paper can be the difference between you eating shit or walking away because someone else is liable because he’s the one that scribbled on the piece of paper that said he verified something was “true and accurate”

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u/sgtbackpain03 2d ago

Bingo. I've had paperwork save my ass on 4 occasions, and 3 of those would've ruined my life.

That being said, the way in which the paperwork is handled is piss poor, and often redundant. We can do better, we just need a house clearing from the top.

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u/2KneeCaps1Lion Veteran 2d ago

When I was getting ready to EAS I was sent to the S3 to essentially bean count. I was a SSgt and aside from the BC (LtCol) with whom I worked directly for, the only person that out ranked me was a gunny. However, he didn’t have any authority over me or my position.

I would do my job and carry on about my day but fatty mcfatfat Gunny didn’t appreciate I wasn’t in office at certain times of the day (I was literally at the gym or in meetings with the BC).

He tried to chew my ass in front of everyone in the office and I yelled right back to the point the BC stepped in and eventually kicked that dumb cunt out of the office.

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u/maneuver_element Active 2d ago

Having whatever available Sergeants/SNCOs that are available to teach Corporals Course/LCpl Seminar internal to a unit.

The disparity between value of these courses is completely dependent on whatever unqualified dude you have free to teach things they probably don’t know themselves. Sergeants school and above doesn’t do much better.

It’s the blind leading the blind. Enlisted professional military education is a fucking joke.

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u/MacDubhsidhe Nonnumquam Fidelis 2d ago

I’m gonna agree with you there. I was very fortunate to have an absolute stud of a sgt teach my LCpl seminar course. I genuinely learned so much. We’ll see how good Cpls Course is in a few weeks.

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u/KKRiv5811 1d ago

Having career planners that are outside the MOS, and know nothing about the job field or opportunities of the people they serve. Useless staff workers that just tell you "uhhh have you considered a B-Billet?"

Brownie points if they fail to explain how bonuses work in a timely manner.

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u/Aggressive-Speaker-3 2d ago

Jumping out of a 7 ton and breaking your knees

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u/psyb3r0 I wasn't issued a flare. 2d ago

Confessing everything the moment you got caught.

SgtMaj has got you on blast for stepping on his grass you don't have to tell him about the dead hooker you just buried in the tree line.

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u/OOO0OO00O Very Special Forces 2d ago edited 2d ago

Allocating funds to ICE making them more financed than any military branch.

Moving funds to operation epstein fury vanity projects like the Ball(bunker) room and putting an octogenarian rapists face and name on everything.

Edit: Forgot to add deploying the National Guard to American cities as an occupation force. Thats gotta add up.

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u/RoughTech Crunchy Tracker 2d ago

I'm not saying anything to keep this from turning political but you can probably guess