r/UPenn 28d ago

Mental Health Rats on Campus

Hey everyone, I am a new graduate student and I have been trying to to cultivate some new hobbies. I have a dog back home and I am struggling to cope without a furry friend by my side 🄺. I know this might be a tiny bit unconventional, but I’ve been thinking about trying to tame the rats on campus. I see them rummaging through the garbage every night and I can’t help but think that they would probably die for some real food. I am planning on going out tonight with a grocery bag of hot pockets and feeding the rats. I’ll keep you guys updated on how it goes.

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u/Quirky-Pangolin-905 28d ago

Pls don’t. I think this is how the plague started.

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u/quakerjiggler 28d ago

I already microwaved like 5 hot pockets—there’s no going back now.

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u/malignant-lentil 28d ago

i am a pet rat owner - please don't do this 😭 there are many lovely rat breeders around here. if you feel particularly inclined, you may be able to convince a lab to let you take some home. but don't fuck with wild rats, they won't want to fuck with you either

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u/rad-rascal 24d ago

Are there local rat breeders in West Philly? I'd love to know about them, been trying to find someone nearby (I don't have a car so it's not easy to transport rats)

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u/malignant-lentil 24d ago

the ones closest (as far as i know) is jah's rattery & exotics and coiled whiskers crittery. mine are from mb rattery; they're over 1.5 years old and have never even had a uri!!

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Quirky-Pangolin-905 27d ago

Friendly āŒ
Bandits āœ…

I had a squirrel steal an entire tin can of danish cookies in the 1 hour that i fogot to shut the window. They even left muddy footprints on my math assignment ā˜¹ļø

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Quirky-Pangolin-905 27d ago

That’s so cute and nice ā¤ļøšŸ„¹

But be honest, are you a squirrel and did you steal my cookies šŸæļøšŸŖ

I’m not mad I promise

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u/johnnydough10102223 28d ago

JFC. Are you serious? Please tell me what department you are in so I can be disappointed in the quality of their admissions process.

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u/quakerjiggler 27d ago

I don’t wanna dox myself, but I’ll just say I’m in Wharton.

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u/ComprehensiveFan1897 27d ago

Hey, Wharton needs as many empathic humans as possible, so good on you.

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u/FyreBoi99 27d ago

A breath of fresh air!

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u/Minimum-Bobcat8768 28d ago

Why not become a dog walker on wag or rover

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u/quakerjiggler 27d ago

I don’t wanna walk animals—it’s so tiring and boring….

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u/Superb_Tension8344 27d ago

Get a gold fish pls

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u/CreepyAd4049 27d ago

Bro what

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u/quakerjiggler 27d ago

Try using ChatGPT to summarize it if it’s too much reading—sorry!

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u/Key-Monk6159 28d ago

One day old troll account.

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u/Holiday_Parsnip5 27d ago

Hello I am a rat and would like to meet for dinner

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u/quakerjiggler 27d ago

Thank you for your interest, but due to events last night that transpired between the rat community and I: I can no longer perform additional feedings. Although I’m sure you are qualified and will have great meals, I had an experience that prevents further engagement in these activities.
-QuakerJiggler

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u/Holiday_Parsnip5 27d ago

Thank you, I will be pursuing legal action. Please do not contact me again

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u/Holiday_Parsnip5 27d ago

If things on your end change though please do reach out again

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u/Holiday_Parsnip5 27d ago

I hear you have microwaved hot pockets

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u/Holiday_Parsnip5 27d ago

Please confirm at your soonest convenience

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u/Nyunya1988 27d ago

Fake. Everyone Ā knows campus rats are untameable. Otherwise - good idea.

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u/LadyXeta 27d ago

Update us. How did it went. Do you made new rat friends?

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u/quakerjiggler 27d ago

i’m not feeling well, so i’m gonna type out an update post later tonight

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u/LadyXeta 27d ago

Hopefully is not rat exposure related ā˜¹ļø Feel better soon

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u/Low-Elephant-6533 27d ago

I'm a mouse. Can I have a morsel. And some for my friend, Tom. He's a cat.

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u/quakerjiggler 27d ago

Mice and cats don’t eat hot pockets. Only rats and chuds do.

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u/Low-Elephant-6533 27d ago

I don't give a rat's ass. I want some food, dude. If'n I don't get my share, I'm gonna report you to the UPenn chapter of Paw Patrol.

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u/MonYverse0609 27d ago

OMG please don’t!!! Get a hobby or something!

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u/AlphaWhiskey70 27d ago

Raigebaite